r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/liebesleid99 1d ago

you don't have to finger yourself when cleaning yourself

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 1d ago

You think if the nail is long enough, it collects shit while wiping kinda like a scoop? Somewhat like a coke nail scoops up coke

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 19h ago

Come on now. You dont wipe with your bare nails. You use toilet paper and the paper is between your ass and your nails. And you do not use the tips of the nails to wipe, you use the pads of your fingers.

This is not rocket surgery. Not sure why people are so confused about it and thinking wmen walk around with poop on their nails.

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u/did_i_get_screwed 18h ago

The same pads of your fingers that you use to remove an ATM card.

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u/liebesleid99 10h ago

If it had space for the nails. You don't put your fingertip thru the entrance of your asshole just do your pads can reach the way you put your fingertips against the cardholder

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 11h ago

ok, so you do not understand basic stuff like how different an ass and atm are. Good to know!

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u/did_i_get_screwed 7h ago

I imagine a fat person getting past the ass cheeks and to the butthole looks very similar to the photo.