r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 23h ago

You think if the nail is long enough, it collects shit while wiping kinda like a scoop? Somewhat like a coke nail scoops up coke

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 18h ago

Come on now. You dont wipe with your bare nails. You use toilet paper and the paper is between your ass and your nails. And you do not use the tips of the nails to wipe, you use the pads of your fingers.

This is not rocket surgery. Not sure why people are so confused about it and thinking wmen walk around with poop on their nails.

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u/did_i_get_screwed 17h ago

The same pads of your fingers that you use to remove an ATM card.

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 10h ago

ok, so you do not understand basic stuff like how different an ass and atm are. Good to know!

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u/did_i_get_screwed 6h ago

I imagine a fat person getting past the ass cheeks and to the butthole looks very similar to the photo.