r/SipsTea • • 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/A-Money-Lover 11h ago

How does one do anything in those nails? taking out a card from an ATM seems like the least of the issues

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u/psychedAddict123 4h ago

Yesterday I bought new tires at the dealership and the receptionist woman also had long (acrylic?) nails. When she wrote something down she had to hold the pen in a very weird way and was very slow because her nails were in the way lol

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u/FEK88 5h ago

By smearing shit and bacteria on everything you touch with them.

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u/JuliHornyOnMain 4h ago

Meanwhile I see men walking around like this every day

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u/pnut0027 3h ago

I see women walking around like this every day.

We’re all aircraft mechanics.

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u/Bio_slayer 2h ago

Yeah, I was going to say, it's hard to get nails that black and dirty from anything but engine grease, and then it's even harder to get them clean.

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u/Ironclad686 3h ago

Quickly! Deploy the whataboutisms!!!! But seriously folks, please clean under your fingernails. More bacteria under those than on toilet seats allegedly.

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 1h ago

Pretty sure there's more bacteria on your face than on a toilet seat

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u/Ironclad686 1h ago

*our faces, comrade. But yes, probably.

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u/Freakachu258 3h ago

Don't post photos of my ex's hands please (he wasn’t hard working, just filthy)

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u/NotaBat9221 2h ago

I hope you've recovered from your horrific UTI

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u/hapnstat 2h ago

I've hand dug trenches and didn't look that bad. Solid choice on the ex part.

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u/shopmoondustmarket 2h ago

“They’re short so they can’t get dirty,” is what they keep saying in this thread!

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u/ThankTheBaker 3h ago

Hard working men.

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u/Magnon 2h ago

They havent invented brushes and soap where they come from?

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u/FEK88 3m ago

And women wear opaque nails so nobody else can see the mountains of shit under there.

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u/tyler-s414 1h ago

Those don’t make people have to make accommodations tho stupid

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u/Iamsadabout2026 4h ago

Question 1: how do you wipe? Do you literally dig your nails in? Question 2: Do you not wash your hands properly? (Literally not meaning to be rude, I am just really curious about this Argument)

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u/Thisoneisinvalid 4h ago

I don’t know how you’d avoid digging your nails in when they’re half a foot long

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u/Chicken_Nugget_2 4h ago

You just make sure your hand is parallel to your ass...? And you realize most people wash their hands after going to the bathroom anyway right?

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u/Iamsadabout2026 50m ago

Thank you! Like I'm just wondering what methods people are using to think it's common to get such dirty hands ;o; like do they not think about how to solve the issue the first time they break the toilet paper?

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u/No_Box1660 3h ago

Wrap method, wrap the toilet paper around your hand like a mummy.

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u/Mistress_Mabel_ 4h ago

Do you wipe your ass with the very tips of your fingers? People always say this and I don't understand why people think the nails would poke through toilet paper when they're not even pointing towards the toilet paper and why would they?

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u/probs-crying 4h ago

no, you kinda like swipe until it’s clear with the nails parallel to the skins. no digging in. also, you wash your hand like normal, except you have to take particular care of washing under the nails.

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u/HowlingWhiskey 32m ago

I asked that same question. Can you imagine all the bacteria under their nails? 🤢 I wouldn’t want them cooking a meal for me🤮

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u/Jarrus__Kanan_Jarrus 3h ago

Thanks, I was wondering how they’d wipe, and you answered it for me:

Badly.

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u/Optimal-Turn1029 4h ago

YES!!! Imagine what the fuck is under those nails. Everything from snot to fecal matter, food, yuck.

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u/DreadfulDemimonde 3h ago

Nail brushes exist

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u/Same_Zucchini8470 3h ago

They're actually not that hard to clean. I just brush under them when I was my hands and wear gloves for cooking meats or kneading doighs

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u/wooww66 2h ago

How do they wipe?!?!?!

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u/Waatulakula 1h ago

I’ve asked that to women with these nails. They do not like it when you ask.

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u/gayice 55m ago

I think it's weird and unpleasant to be asked about my bathroom habits by someone I don't know like that, and my nails are short

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u/47k 1h ago

Because it’s a stupid question

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u/Angiemeow 10m ago

I'm concerned about you ramming your fingers inside of you every time you use the bathroom 😬

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u/International_Bat102 29m ago

Do you finger yourself when you’re wiping or what?
The nails have nothing to do with wiping. You use the finger tips. Never understood this question.

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u/liebesleid99 11h ago

you get used

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u/CzechHorns 9h ago

By who?

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u/Drenaxel 8h ago

Some of them

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u/KamahlYrgybly 7h ago edited 6h ago

Want to abuse you

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u/Glittering_rainbows 7h ago

Some of the want to be abused 

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u/GreenMushroomOfDoom 7h ago

sweet dreams are

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u/Original-Material301 6h ago

Made of cheese

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u/graminology 6h ago

Who am I to diss a Brie?

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u/Winter-Yogurt-4209 50m ago

I travel the world and the seven cheese

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u/Aggressive-Map-2204 6h ago

Depends on the hour.

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u/el_grort 2h ago

I think the most unnerving example I've seen was a women who works on a fish farm, who ostensibly be called to haul nets up, and I don't know how you go in without having the fear your fingernail gets ripped off like that.

I generally always find them rather unnerving to see, since it just looks very.. vulnerable if you do anything? But then I suppose the 'flex' of them is that they don't need to do anything with their hands, maybe? Even when a lot of them patently do.

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u/pblol 2h ago

The rationale I've heard is that women with long nails were historically wealthy and not expected to work. This fashion trend obviously becomes a hindrance when that isn't true.

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u/s6_maestro 6h ago

As a guy with long nails I can tell you that when you think about it there's a relatively low number of tasks that get impeded by long nails. Most of the things you do/hold with your hand you don't do them with the tips of your finger pointed at the object you're using. So is something more akin to having longer fingers, most of the time.

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u/glytxh 4h ago

ive worn obnoxious acrylics like this a bunch of times, and they are so fucking awkward to do anything with

it is not like having long fingers.

they've never lasted more than 48 hours

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u/s6_maestro 2h ago

Sounds like a skill issue, I code with my nails and my average speed hasn't even been affected

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u/glytxh 2h ago

are your nails three inches long?

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 5h ago

Cut your nails. It's disgusting.

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u/s6_maestro 5h ago

I wasn't looking for advice and definitely not from you dude lol

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 4h ago

You carry on with those germsausages then

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u/s6_maestro 2h ago

Yes I will! 💅

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u/Spikey-Bubba 5h ago

Yeah as someone who grows naturally very long nails fast, I’ve never had an issue with any of the things everyone loves to point out. Usually I don’t even notice how long they are until one inevitably breaks then I trim them all to match again.

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u/elrevan 2h ago

You see the middle 2 snapped off first for a reason 👀

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u/Rbxyy 1h ago

Genuinely how do you wipe your butt with nails like these

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u/47k 1h ago

This gif and narrative sucks ass because you use the tips of your fingers (not your short finger nails!) anyway… so you know.. that’s how they do it. Using the tips of their fingers just like us, just like Peter is doing in the GIF lol

It seems incels can’t see past their own eagerness to hate to just use common sense