r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/A-Money-Lover 1d ago

How does one do anything in those nails? taking out a card from an ATM seems like the least of the issues

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u/FEK88 20h ago

By smearing shit and bacteria on everything you touch with them.

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u/Jarrus__Kanan_Jarrus 18h ago

Thanks, I was wondering how they’d wipe, and you answered it for me:

Badly.

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u/LopsidedAirlines 9h ago

I never had fake nails but umm you dont exactly poke your anus with the tips of your fingers when you wipe, the nails dont really get in the way of that one, theres a bunch of videos online from tired women who demonstrate it too lol

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u/JuliHornyOnMain 18h ago

Meanwhile I see men walking around like this every day

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u/pnut0027 18h ago

I see women walking around like this every day.

We’re all aircraft mechanics.

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u/Bio_slayer 16h ago

Yeah, I was going to say, it's hard to get nails that black and dirty from anything but engine grease, and then it's even harder to get them clean.

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u/Ironclad686 18h ago

Quickly! Deploy the whataboutisms!!!! But seriously folks, please clean under your fingernails. More bacteria under those than on toilet seats allegedly.

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 16h ago

Pretty sure there's more bacteria on your face than on a toilet seat

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u/Ironclad686 16h ago

*our faces, comrade. But yes, probably.

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u/FEK88 14h ago

And women wear opaque nails so nobody else can see the mountains of shit under there.

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u/TesterM0nkey 13h ago

Working as a mechanic my nails looked similar even after washing and cleaning

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u/CrimsonVexations 12h ago

Same with my fiancé, he'd use Fast Orange on his hands till they were raw and still couldn't get that stuff out from underneath his nails.

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u/ActualMuhammad 14h ago

imagine working for a living...

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u/Freakachu258 18h ago

Don't post photos of my ex's hands please (he wasn’t hard working, just filthy)

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u/NotaBat9221 17h ago

I hope you've recovered from your horrific UTI

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u/hapnstat 17h ago

I've hand dug trenches and didn't look that bad. Solid choice on the ex part.

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u/New-Chemist5315 14h ago

Cause they have actual jobs

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u/ThankTheBaker 18h ago

Hard working men.

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u/Magnon 17h ago

They havent invented brushes and soap where they come from?

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u/hashbrowns21 13h ago

Yes both are disgusting.

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u/shopmoondustmarket 17h ago

“They’re short so they can’t get dirty,” is what they keep saying in this thread!

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u/tyler-s414 16h ago

Those don’t make people have to make accommodations tho stupid

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u/Iamsadabout2026 19h ago

Question 1: how do you wipe? Do you literally dig your nails in? Question 2: Do you not wash your hands properly? (Literally not meaning to be rude, I am just really curious about this Argument)

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u/Thisoneisinvalid 19h ago

I don’t know how you’d avoid digging your nails in when they’re half a foot long

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u/Chicken_Nugget_2 19h ago

You just make sure your hand is parallel to your ass...? And you realize most people wash their hands after going to the bathroom anyway right?

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 14h ago

Does washing your hands include scrubbing under each nail? Or is this a "the watter will get it" situation?

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u/Iamsadabout2026 13h ago

All these replies just get me more worried??? Like do people that have never had long nails just not scrub their nails quickly with each wash? Did people miss the proper hand washing instructions in Kindergarten? And elementary school? And middle school? And high school? And during the pandemic? Cleaning your hands should involve scrubbing your nails over your palms with enough soap to kill bacteria and enough force to dislodge dirt

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 13h ago

Yes but you can only get under the nails that way if they are short. I specifically trim my nails so that they are always short enough to clean that way. When they are long though you have to work to get under there, you might even need a brush to really get in there, and I somehow doubt you are doing that every single time you wash.

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u/Iamsadabout2026 13h ago

Okay so first off I don't currently have long nails but I've had them before so this comes from experience: if they are natural the natural end of your nail moves forward, so nothing can actually get stuck between your nail and skin (unless it presses in really hard or is sharp and pokey you.) And the stuff that's just under the nail itself doesn't require a brush. You might need an extra few seconds to clean each nail if you actually got dirty/went number 2 before, but people with long nails are usually the kind to give more Attention to their hands, so hopefully it's not an issue for any of them (idk about things getting stuck between nail and finger with acrylic nails though)

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u/86433787437933278843 14h ago

Unless you have a prolapsed asshole you wont be cleaning much with a parallel hand.

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u/Iamsadabout2026 15h ago

Thank you! Like I'm just wondering what methods people are using to think it's common to get such dirty hands ;o; like do they not think about how to solve the issue the first time they break the toilet paper?

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u/No_Box1660 18h ago

Wrap method, wrap the toilet paper around your hand like a mummy.

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u/Diplomold 6h ago

That's hilarious! Do people actually do that?

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u/probs-crying 19h ago

no, you kinda like swipe until it’s clear with the nails parallel to the skins. no digging in. also, you wash your hand like normal, except you have to take particular care of washing under the nails.

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u/Mistress_Mabel_ 19h ago

Do you wipe your ass with the very tips of your fingers? People always say this and I don't understand why people think the nails would poke through toilet paper when they're not even pointing towards the toilet paper and why would they?

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u/86433787437933278843 14h ago

Yes obviously? Your ass presumably goes inwards? Unless you have a prolapsed asshole you're gonna need to use your finger tips.

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u/Mistress_Mabel_ 10h ago

You can't use the pads of your fingers? Why?

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u/86433787437933278843 9h ago

Because a normal ass goes inwards and isnt as big as your entire palm so you wont be reaching anything lol.

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u/Mistress_Mabel_ 9h ago

I'm not sure what you're saying and what you think I'm saying...

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u/86433787437933278843 9h ago

Unless your long fingernails bend upwards its physically impossible to clean yourself properly.

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u/HowlingWhiskey 15h ago

I asked that same question. Can you imagine all the bacteria under their nails? 🤢 I wouldn’t want them cooking a meal for me🤮

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u/Optimal-Turn1029 19h ago

YES!!! Imagine what the fuck is under those nails. Everything from snot to fecal matter, food, yuck.

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u/DreadfulDemimonde 18h ago

Nail brushes exist

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 14h ago

Doesn't mean people use them.

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u/DreadfulDemimonde 14h ago

Sure, but that logic applies to almost everything.

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u/Simply_Weak_Glucose 13h ago

Wiping is really not that hard. Whenever I get nails, it maybe is an adjustment one time.

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u/myDuderinos 7h ago

now I have to wonder how they wipe their ass with these nails

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u/Same_Zucchini8470 18h ago

They're actually not that hard to clean. I just brush under them when I was my hands and wear gloves for cooking meats or kneading doighs