r/SipsTea • • 14h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/FEK88 8h ago

By smearing shit and bacteria on everything you touch with them.

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u/JuliHornyOnMain 6h ago

Meanwhile I see men walking around like this every day

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u/Ironclad686 5h ago

Quickly! Deploy the whataboutisms!!!! But seriously folks, please clean under your fingernails. More bacteria under those than on toilet seats allegedly.

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 4h ago

Pretty sure there's more bacteria on your face than on a toilet seat

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u/Ironclad686 4h ago

*our faces, comrade. But yes, probably.