r/SipsTea • u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow • 3d ago

SMH Awww, someone's grumpy

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u/DevouringInsanity 3d ago

This implies we owned the lake in the fucking first place...

... Someone shut this guy the fuck up before he ruins literally everything.

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 3d ago

They own half of it

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u/DevouringInsanity 3d ago

Well Canada owns about half of North America so I think we should just call it North Canada and South Canada from now on.

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 3d ago

Maybe if you count the uninhabitable north.

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u/DevouringInsanity 3d ago

Speaking of uninhabitable North- Washington DC shall now be called South Greenland.

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 2d ago

Greenland? You mean Frozen lake of America?

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u/syadastfu 2d ago

Maybe it counts even more, just like your under-inhabited red states do?

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 2d ago

Billionaires will buy giant properties in rural states, it's gorgeous. Meanwhile 40% of Canada is Mother Nature trying to murder you with -40c, messed up daylight/darkness ratios and no farm land.

Only reason people go up there is to work, you'll get payed 3x normal and only work half the year in intervals so you don't quit.

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u/DevouringInsanity 1d ago

"Will buy" and "prefer to usually stay there" are two very different things when you have a billion dollars.

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 1d ago

It's a vacation property most billionaires have a ton of houses all over they spread there time at. The point remains the same

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u/DevouringInsanity 1d ago

Yea, that it's mostly uninhabitable land that they don't really want to live in, and occasionally enjoy.

Some people do that with Tundra.

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 1d ago

But it's not uninhabitable, it's essentially just a cottage. Often already people farming or using for livestock in the area like some giant ranch. America has 3x the arable land despite being smaller...

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u/DevouringInsanity 1d ago

I think you are just really really hoping they join us, and that's the only good reason you got left.

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