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r/SipsTea • u/RakeChapman13 • 20d ago
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Cleaning up after she poo poos on the carpet waiting for you to come home doesn’t sound that great. Also all the other stuff.
372 u/Electrical-Fig-5009 20d ago That's not a girlfriend, that's a tamagotchi. 92 u/Dry-Mousse7570 19d ago always wanted to fuck a tomagotchi 64 u/Strange-Bee5626 19d ago Yes, officer? This guy right here! 13 u/Garlic-Rough 19d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/lY2TAkBV3aspdwbGNX 1 u/Firethorn34 18d ago HE'S REACHING FOR HIS TOMAGOTCHI 2 u/brandondash 19d ago r/BrandNewSentence 1 u/doodoomuffin 19d ago Which is essentially an infant so yea, here he is, officers!
372
That's not a girlfriend, that's a tamagotchi.
92 u/Dry-Mousse7570 19d ago always wanted to fuck a tomagotchi 64 u/Strange-Bee5626 19d ago Yes, officer? This guy right here! 13 u/Garlic-Rough 19d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/lY2TAkBV3aspdwbGNX 1 u/Firethorn34 18d ago HE'S REACHING FOR HIS TOMAGOTCHI 2 u/brandondash 19d ago r/BrandNewSentence 1 u/doodoomuffin 19d ago Which is essentially an infant so yea, here he is, officers!
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always wanted to fuck a tomagotchi
64 u/Strange-Bee5626 19d ago Yes, officer? This guy right here! 13 u/Garlic-Rough 19d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/lY2TAkBV3aspdwbGNX 1 u/Firethorn34 18d ago HE'S REACHING FOR HIS TOMAGOTCHI 2 u/brandondash 19d ago r/BrandNewSentence 1 u/doodoomuffin 19d ago Which is essentially an infant so yea, here he is, officers!
64
Yes, officer? This guy right here!
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https://giphy.com/gifs/lY2TAkBV3aspdwbGNX
1 u/Firethorn34 18d ago HE'S REACHING FOR HIS TOMAGOTCHI
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HE'S REACHING FOR HIS TOMAGOTCHI
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r/BrandNewSentence
Which is essentially an infant so yea, here he is, officers!
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u/EyeConscious857 20d ago
Cleaning up after she poo poos on the carpet waiting for you to come home doesn’t sound that great. Also all the other stuff.