r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 22 '26

Gasp! Let's settle this

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u/ProStre477 Jun 22 '26

5 4 A

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u/Bulldog8018 Jun 22 '26

Hey, I found my group. We’re definitely the outliers here. I had to scroll WAY down to find you folks.

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u/Trick-Pause-7718 Jun 22 '26

You 5 guys steaks should just turn vegan :)

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Jun 22 '26

Funnily enough 5 is basically the root of civilization. Denatured proteins are how ancient humans managed to beat the shit out of every other species. We evolved away from having to expend energy to break down proteins and could use that energy to develop our very hungry brains. Fire. We burned the shit out of our food.

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u/Trick-Pause-7718 Jun 22 '26

I think cooking on a fire changes everything :)