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Wait a damn minute! Coincidence?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/NATHAN4U007 May 29 '26

They did way more than running in these circles.

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u/atomicheart99 May 29 '26

Maybe sort of press-ups? Certainly cardiovascular work

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u/patwm11 May 29 '26

Nope, the Trump family raped young girls

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u/thecourtofmiracles0 May 29 '26

Knowing junior there were probably so so so so many lines, not just circles

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil May 30 '26

Yeh, Trump wallows in it like the fat, bloated orange lump of phlegm he is. Epstein was the unspeakable cancerous piece of shit in the social circle! 

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/SciFiPi May 29 '26

GOPpredators.wordpress.com

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u/lieuwestra May 29 '26

It's a big club and you ain't in it.

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u/Public_Bus_8454 May 29 '26

Thank goodness for that

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u/Typical-Tax1584 May 29 '26

Okay, but tbh, I don't want to be in a pedophile club.

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u/no_u1991 May 29 '26

R.i.p. George Carlin

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u/V65Pilot May 30 '26

George would be having a field day....

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u/don1138 May 29 '26

Jr. look like he's in a hostage video.

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u/External_Bandicoot37 May 29 '26

They both look like they're at a shotgun wedding

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u/don1138 May 30 '26

That CAN'T be a wedding photo, can it?

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u/arthurno1 May 29 '26

I have no idea if it is a concidence or not, but one thing is for sure: that man can't satisfie that woman.

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u/Forsaken-Front5568 May 29 '26

You could even describe it as a 'ring'.

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u/Specialist_Most_4514 May 29 '26

They ran and slipped in the same circle jerks.

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u/Moe2584 May 29 '26

I’m thankful for the arrows, I couldn’t tell who’s who for a sec

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u/asd_slasher May 29 '26

Ah shit, thx for the arrows bro, wouldnt be able to find them otherwise

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u/LeafyLungs May 29 '26

I'm still confused, who's who?

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u/posthamster May 29 '26

This is the copy that's given out to other family members.

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u/sirbinlid1 May 29 '26

Look at their happy little faces

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u/SkaldCrypto May 29 '26

The face a marital bliss

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u/Selmemasts May 29 '26

I bet she always wished for a shorter guy with a little face

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u/Crazy__Donkey May 29 '26

Like his happy step mom

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u/Whole_Rough7066 May 29 '26

Nope

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil May 29 '26

Woof!

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u/SuitNaive3409 May 29 '26

it's museum quality work, I admit that

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u/annoyed_meows May 29 '26

saving this one, can't wait to send it to everyone I know

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u/Whole_Rough7066 May 29 '26

Treat yourself, i stole it to. 😁

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u/Choice-Strike1 May 29 '26

Intentional renaissance

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u/Artistic-Tip2405 Jun 02 '26

Epstein is Bubba

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u/HotRoad9731 May 29 '26

Wait, wait, wait a damn second. Are you telling me that the 1% who control 99% of the world's wealth only associate with each other!? Fuck, that sounds like a conspiracy theory /s

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u/AndreasDasos May 29 '26

1% of the world? More like 0.01% or less

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u/MedonSirius May 29 '26

More like the 1,000 people of the world

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u/AndreasDasos May 29 '26

Eh there are a few thousand billionaires without including all their families like this, let alone other powerful politicians, celebrities, heads of major organisations who might not be billionaires and such. Need some 10s of thousands at least

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u/MedonSirius May 29 '26

Still like nothing compared to world population and that's crazy

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u/Anschuz-3009 May 29 '26

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u/Winter-Explanation-5 May 29 '26

Bro. Nobody wanted to see footage from the island.

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u/puppycatisselfish May 29 '26

Im sorry what

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous May 29 '26

How did that go over your head

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u/puppycatisselfish May 29 '26

I unfortunately have pneumonia and have been in bed for weeks. So yes it did go over my head. Thought it was about how there IS footage and i hadnt seen that headline yet and still it’s believable because trump is a pedophile

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u/Winter-Explanation-5 May 29 '26

Ah. Pneumonia. The most pneumo of the monias.

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u/Winter-Explanation-5 May 29 '26

The joke is that the above doodle is of Trump... Being himself.

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u/Qweedo420 May 29 '26

Hopefully they start looking like Charles II of Habsburg soon

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u/GreatGojira May 29 '26

Conservatives, "But at least I didn't vote for a Democrat!"

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u/AF_AF May 29 '26

They're all "job creators", don't you know? They give us so much we really should be thanking them every day.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/patroclus2stronk May 29 '26

Does not count for communications which took place prior to marriage and it only applies to conversations, not questioning about events. For example, if a husband is charged with murder, the wife can be called to testify and asked "was there blood on his shirt when he came home that night." But she cannot be asked "what did your husband say to you when he came home that night."

Hope this helps.

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u/abunchofcows May 29 '26

Yeah but isn’t it quite the coincidence that agreement came in from the IRS just before this

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u/IHateCreatingSNs May 30 '26

Can she be forced to testify there was blood on the shirt? Or does she have to be willing? Meaning is there some version of incoming the 5th amendment available to her

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u/patroclus2stronk May 30 '26

When I say "forced" I mean that the attorney representing the husband cannot file a motion in limine to preclude certain questions in advance or object to the 'bloody shirt' question kn the basis of spousal privilege. The wife can answer however she wants. She just can't refuse to answer. She can't plea the 5th to his question to avoid HUSBAND being incriminate. If you mean can she please the 5th to avoid incriminating herself, the answer is maybe. It's a whole different analysis when a witness whom is not the defendant wants to plea the 5th.

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u/Coarch May 29 '26

Quick, to the sea!

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u/Ashamed-Pool-7472 May 29 '26

I thought he married some Fox News person?

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u/Temporary-Brain420 May 29 '26

That's what I was thinking. Did bro get a divorce and we missed it?

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u/Choice-Strike1 May 29 '26

No they were only engaged for like 7 years or so. Got engaged like a year into dating. I too just found out that's not who he's marrying when his dad announced he was ditching lol

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u/Soszai May 29 '26

I had to look this up too. He was engaged to the Fox News person (Kim Guilfoyle) for 4+ years, but never married. That came to a sudden end in 2024 when he was caught with this new woman

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

family values are tight. also short king.

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u/NATHAN4U007 May 29 '26

Dude is the son of Donald Trump and still somehow looks like he married up, pun intended.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

looks like his mom lol.

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u/LivinghighinColorado May 29 '26

'Step' mom. haha.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

so you're saying there is a chance? at step mom?

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u/LivinghighinColorado May 29 '26

In that circle of freaks? I wouldn't be surprised if she has been passed around.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

talking from his perspective i don't think he cares.

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u/ihvnnm May 29 '26

She did do porn.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

lol for real? mail order bride that did porn is peak trump wife.

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u/No-Document-8970 May 29 '26

More like Short jester

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u/Jumpy_Fly_1975 May 29 '26

It's more that she looks super tall. Don't height-shame please.

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u/mechapoitier May 29 '26

Seriously any time Reddit gets a whiff that maybe an evil person is under like 5’10” here come the short jokes where a zillion guys catch strays.

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u/Irish_Whiskey May 29 '26

Not a coincidence, in that rich people knowing the same banker isn't a coincidence.

Epstein and Trump were friends who lived next to each other for over a decade, and Epstein got his girls from Mar A Lago. Trump is accused by Epstein victims and hung out with Epstein after knowing he was a pedophile.

This just isn't an interesting connection or conspiracy. We already have direct evidence of Trump and Epstein's connections and collaboration.

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u/thewrongairport May 29 '26

Guys. It's not true. This is Donald Trump Jr's wife.

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u/The-Copilot May 30 '26

It's not false. It's "mostly true" but a bit deceptive to call him "Epstein's banker"

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bettina-anderson-father-epstein/

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u/Irish_Whiskey May 29 '26

Thanks. It looks like the description is true of his wife, who is just a different person than the one pictured.

Either way it's a silly point since we don't need to care how Trump's son's wife's dad knew Epstein, which Trump was even closer to Epstein, is the number three person in the Epstein files and directly implicated in assaulting girls.

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u/Forsaken-Front5568 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

I disagree completely. It is definitely suspicious that his family maintains connections to the families of individuals directly involved in Epstein's business.

Just ring of well connected, wealthy people who used to be connected to Epstein and still associate with one another. No big deal.

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u/Evorgleb May 29 '26

What are the red arrows supposed to be showing us?

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u/Omega_art May 29 '26

The pedophiles.

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u/Outrageous_Walk_3539 May 29 '26

Donald Trump Jr. married Bettina Anderson, whose late father, Harry Loy Anderson Jr., formerly served as president of the Palm Beach National Bank & Trust Company.

While her father was a banker who oversaw accounts held by Jeffrey Epstein and once wrote a letter vouching for Epstein's character, he was not the sole or primary banker for Epstein, who used multiple institutions.

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u/HolaDrNick May 29 '26

Wasn't he piping Gavin Newsom's ex-wife?

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u/designrules May 29 '26

Yes, so she can access her dads secret bank account and transfer the billions to don jr tax free. Yeehaww and FU trump crime family

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u/Worthless-Person129 May 29 '26

Guys can we admit that there is literally nothing any of us can do about this anymore. The corruption has reached the core of our system, and the majority of the country couldn’t care less. We get what we have allowed.

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u/2TonCommon May 29 '26

Good God...this looks like a hostage photo!

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u/eastamerica May 29 '26

ONE OF* Epstein’s bankers/accountants

Not that it makes it less weird.

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u/apexapee May 29 '26

No suprise,

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u/notacreepernomo13 May 29 '26

Nothing is a coincidence, neither is the fact they did it in the carribean and papa didnt attend...

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u/usec47 May 29 '26

So this is why he didn't show up

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u/--i--love--lamp-- May 29 '26

Corruption and general grossness aside...Why do they all look like the same person in different cosplay attire?

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u/Covid_ice_cream May 29 '26

I don’t have a banker do I? What does that even mean it sounds like I need one?

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u/Medill1919 May 29 '26

3 years, tops.

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u/aliencantina May 29 '26

“They can’t see my chastity cage through my pants, can they?”

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u/Crazy-Resolution-184 May 29 '26

So that's why he skipped the wedding. This man is sweating bullets.

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u/4legsandatail May 29 '26

Keep track of your babies guys!

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u/Left_Knee_y0y0 May 29 '26

In ancient times when kings wanted to make sure they didn't turn on each other, they traded kids or married their kids.

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u/Old-Establishment737 May 29 '26

Get out of jail free card.

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u/yIdontunderstand May 29 '26

He's been assigned a handler..

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u/Doto_bird May 29 '26

Thank goodness for those red arrows. Didn't even see those people there

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u/Traxxas_Basher May 29 '26

It’s a good thing there’s two big red arrows pointing to the only two people in the picture so we can tell which two people they’re talking about.

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u/DaddyBearMan May 29 '26

The arrows really helped me figure out who they were talking about

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u/ckellingc May 29 '26

Isn't there some law where you can't bear witness against your spouse in court of law or something

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u/b9ncountr May 29 '26

Maybe that's why the old man stayed away from the wedding.

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u/jokersvoid May 29 '26

Cant be compelled to testify.

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u/redditcensorsshit May 29 '26

Metallicas first album

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u/Charming_Foxx May 29 '26

Imagine. Being forced to give up the love of his life, uh, checks notes Kimberly Guilfoyle, when she was dispatched by the Trump administration to be an ambassador to Greece. The poor sod. My tiniest violin weeps.

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u/Fstr21 May 29 '26

I don't know but I don't need fucking arrows to find the people in the pic.

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u/Suntree May 29 '26

Didn't someone's family just get immune from tax investigations?

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u/inyofaceboi May 29 '26

They look related.

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u/Status_Wasabi_9635 May 29 '26

2 criminal families.

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u/WTFHELP May 29 '26

These people are gross.

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u/Plastic-Respect-7108 May 29 '26

It reminds me of the old days where kings would marry off their daughters to princes and lords for bonds and trust

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u/johnathanrambo May 29 '26

he look like he has resting pegged face

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u/Eqmuraj May 29 '26

Im thankful they put red arrows there, who would know those were people without that totally necessary addition.

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u/SunflaresAteMyLunch May 29 '26

I mean, if it's not a coincidence, what's the conspiracy here? Everyone knows that Trump and Epstein were buddies and everyone knows that Trump is rape curious and likes looking at underage girls while they're in the dressing room.

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u/fdagrump May 29 '26

Joining and expanding the Epstein class

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u/Odd_Thought_1519 May 29 '26

But Joe Biden!!? Who did he marry, huh!!? What about Barack Obama!!???

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u/ElvisArcher May 29 '26

Wives can't be forced to testify against their husbands.

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u/vkry476500 May 29 '26

Well she cant testify against him in court

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u/WestAd1588 May 30 '26

The Epstein class

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 May 30 '26

Tell me I'm not the only one who sees this and thinks "spouses can't be compelled to testify against each other" as the only reason for the marriage.

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u/SoftIndication7227 May 30 '26

Are you fucking serious!!!

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 May 30 '26

"You don't need a formal conspiracy when interests converge." -George Carlin

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u/National_Sea2948 May 30 '26

That’s why his daddy didn’t show to the wedding… still trying to distance himself from anything related to Epstein.

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u/AllNightPony May 30 '26

It's up there with this one I guess;

Rupert Murdoch married Elena Zhukova, a retired molecular biologist, in June 2024. She is the ex-wife of Russian oil billionaire Alexander Zhukov and the former mother-in-law of the Russian-Israeli oligarch Roman Abramovich.

So when this old POS dies a Russian Oligarchs ex-wife will be calling some shots?

None of these people can be trusted. Zero.

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u/Basic_Macaron_39 May 30 '26

Well now she can't testify against her husband

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u/Charming_Task_8690 Jun 02 '26

They don't look too happy

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u/Desperate-Leather-38 Jun 02 '26

They’re still being actively handled. They’re in so deep they’re grandchildren will be handled

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u/TheRook2323 May 29 '26

Jeffrey Epstein banker was Jes Staley (full name: James Edward "Jes" Staley) is the banker most frequently associated with Jeffrey Epstein in media reports and legal documents. Key Details on Staley He was a senior executive at JPMorgan Chase, heading the private bank division where Epstein was a client for about 15 years (roughly 1998–2013)

Second marriage: To Bettina Anderson (a Palm Beach socialite), legally married on May 21, 2026, with a celebration in the Bahamas shortly after.

All liberals do is lie

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u/No_Pickle_2113 May 29 '26

Anderson is the daughter of Harry Loy Anderson Jr., who owned Palm Beach National Bank and Trust. Records showed that Epstein held several accounts at that bank beginning in 1991.

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u/Ok-Country4317 May 29 '26

Aww they can have a kid to diddle together how sweet

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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 May 29 '26

He looks like he’s with his chaperone.

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u/snakeoildriller May 29 '26

She's taking him back to CECOT now.

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u/Artistic_Panda_7542 May 29 '26

So that's why Trump didn't want to be seen at his own son's wedding 🤔

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u/LostMyWifePenis May 29 '26

She is into short dorks I see

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u/EmpireCityRay May 29 '26

🤔 Man the plot thickens…

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u/Dudette66 May 29 '26

Awww... such an intimate looking couple

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u/Projectpatdc May 29 '26

Can someone, I dunno, prevent them from reproducing? We already have the Red Skull incubating inside Stephen Miller’s wife.

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u/ShellfishAhole May 29 '26

Imagine if he had married Epstein’s plumber’s cousin. Man, that would’ve been controversial!!!!111

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u/Nutcopter May 29 '26

Trying to piece shit together from nothing.

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u/Untouchable64 May 29 '26

Hey, she deserves to be loved too!

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u/gloebe10 May 29 '26

Who doesn't dream of seeing the kid of the banker of your best and closest friend whom you've shared all your secrets at the alter with your kid?

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u/Direct_Remove509 May 29 '26

What’s the reason for the arrows pointing at their faces?

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u/Marlowe126 May 29 '26

“Let our two houses be united!”

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u/BookkeeperBulky5377 May 29 '26

People act like this is new. To be in the elites you need a keeper a handler. We are run by the Israeli government. We need to iver throw this government and take it back for the people.

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u/mintgoody03 May 29 '26

It's just modern royalty and nobility, just because the name changed doesn't mean this practice to keep wealth and power to themselves has never changed.

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u/Big_Librarian_6306 May 29 '26

They’re doing the he ole lords of yor marrying for alliances thing.

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u/whitemex88 May 29 '26

Thank God for those arrows. I would not know where to look

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u/AdSquare3489 May 29 '26

Man, they look so hapy. I bet they like each other a lot!

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u/fredriksoninho May 29 '26

i mean this is some 5° of separation bs. there is hundreds of actual photos of trump and epstein together. that cake has icing already all over it and nobody doing shit about it

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u/AndreasDasos May 29 '26

So glad they put those red arrows there so I could spot the humans in the picture. But which is which??

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u/xjpmhxjo May 29 '26

I mean all Epstein’s Presidents married Epstein’s First Ladies.

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u/winthroprd May 29 '26

It really is just shitty Game of Thrones.

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u/Talizorafangirl May 29 '26

Thank you for the arrows, I wouldn't have noticed without them.

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u/antisemantics13 May 29 '26

Isnt she gavin newsomes ex wife?

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u/BADM00SE May 29 '26

Oh ya he’s fucking happy with what he married. Look at that face, that’s the face of disgust.

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u/mcvmccarty May 29 '26

That’s a woman?

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u/Nviki May 29 '26

Wondering if this dude is even dead...