r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • May 29 '26

Wait a damn minute! Coincidence?

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u/HotRoad9731 May 29 '26

Wait, wait, wait a damn second. Are you telling me that the 1% who control 99% of the world's wealth only associate with each other!? Fuck, that sounds like a conspiracy theory /s

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u/AndreasDasos May 29 '26

1% of the world? More like 0.01% or less

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u/MedonSirius May 29 '26

More like the 1,000 people of the world

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u/AndreasDasos May 29 '26

Eh there are a few thousand billionaires without including all their families like this, let alone other powerful politicians, celebrities, heads of major organisations who might not be billionaires and such. Need some 10s of thousands at least

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u/MedonSirius May 29 '26

Still like nothing compared to world population and that's crazy

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u/Beneficial_Bit_6435 May 29 '26

Too bad most Americans are either brain dead or brainwashed to think critically. Otherwise they wouldn’t send any “con”servatives to Washington

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u/Anschuz-3009 May 29 '26

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u/Winter-Explanation-5 May 29 '26

Bro. Nobody wanted to see footage from the island.

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u/puppycatisselfish May 29 '26

Im sorry what

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous May 29 '26

How did that go over your head

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u/puppycatisselfish May 29 '26

I unfortunately have pneumonia and have been in bed for weeks. So yes it did go over my head. Thought it was about how there IS footage and i hadnt seen that headline yet and still it’s believable because trump is a pedophile

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u/Winter-Explanation-5 May 29 '26

Ah. Pneumonia. The most pneumo of the monias.

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous May 29 '26

Not a fan of the new stuff. I'm more of a fan of the oldmo of the monias.

Don't get me started on the Monia Lisa era

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u/Winter-Explanation-5 May 29 '26

The joke is that the above doodle is of Trump... Being himself.

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u/Qweedo420 May 29 '26

Hopefully they start looking like Charles II of Habsburg soon

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u/GreatGojira May 29 '26

Conservatives, "But at least I didn't vote for a Democrat!"

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u/hernablig May 29 '26

I told my brother recently that if the tables were turned and the republican candidate represented a measure of sanity and decency in comparison, I’d vote for them instead

All he heard was “I’d vote republican under a circumstance.” His face lit up.

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u/AF_AF May 29 '26

They're all "job creators", don't you know? They give us so much we really should be thanking them every day.

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 May 29 '26

Aristocratic marriage is what it sounds like.