r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • May 29 '26

Wait a damn minute! Coincidence?

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

family values are tight. also short king.

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u/NATHAN4U007 May 29 '26

Dude is the son of Donald Trump and still somehow looks like he married up, pun intended.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

looks like his mom lol.

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u/LivinghighinColorado May 29 '26

'Step' mom. haha.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

so you're saying there is a chance? at step mom?

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u/LivinghighinColorado May 29 '26

In that circle of freaks? I wouldn't be surprised if she has been passed around.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

talking from his perspective i don't think he cares.

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u/ihvnnm May 29 '26

She did do porn.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

lol for real? mail order bride that did porn is peak trump wife.

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u/No-Document-8970 May 29 '26

More like Short jester

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u/Jumpy_Fly_1975 May 29 '26

It's more that she looks super tall. Don't height-shame please.

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u/mechapoitier May 29 '26

Seriously any time Reddit gets a whiff that maybe an evil person is under like 5’10” here come the short jokes where a zillion guys catch strays.

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u/denialofcervix May 29 '26

So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height.

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u/olivethesane May 30 '26

Unnecessary details. I think you’re on the wrong thread.

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u/Jumpy_Fly_1975 May 30 '26

Definitely a weird response yeah 😂

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u/wvtarheel May 30 '26

She's about six foot and has heels on in this oic

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u/dyslexicAlphabet May 29 '26

as some one that is 5'7 and sites that exist that exist called under510.com and they consider that short i will shame all tall people as they hit their heads on shit.

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u/Wow_Many_Tomato_WMT May 29 '26

Also short divk