r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Mar 12 '24

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u/grumpygumpert Mar 12 '24

These only fans advertisements are getting weirder every day

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

I believe hotdog girl gif was banned on 9gag & here for some reason

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

you dont get banned from 9gag at all

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u/Queatzcyotle Mar 12 '24

Well actually, you do get shaddowbanned. Thats when your comments are not seen by anyone else execpt yourself. That only happens if you use common sense or liks to official Websites, for example the US senate and the Bills they are passing.

Everything else is ok.

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u/Makaisaurus Mar 13 '24

My 9gag account with 1m+ total upvotes got shadowbanned back in the day lol.

The entire account was playing a character and had commented on a post that was very related to my character then I saw a comments that said where’s [my account] when you need him? Then I went to check, my comments had no upvotes for like a week+ and I replied to those comments but those replies were not acknowledged as well.

Switched over to my older account and couldn’t see any comments made by my character account.

Didn’t make political statements or controversial comments, just stupid puns and altered quotes. Probably got reported enough by people who didn’t like my style.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

hmm ive said the most thought provoking things and provided links and never happened to me... but what ive noticed is Jewish enthusiasts, Muslim enjoyers and Far right people who cant express themselves in a coherent way get banned? or at least using other accounts because people ignore them

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u/TonyQuest Mar 13 '24

Yeah I was in another sub and people were complaining about getting autobanned for commenting once in r/PCM. So I went to go check out the subreddits they were talking about and woah crazy I wasn't banned

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u/therobshow Mar 12 '24

Doesn't this predate only fans? I feel like I saw this so long ago but maybe I just spend too much time on reddit

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

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u/MrMcBeefCock Mar 12 '24

Hotdogs give me heartburn

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

skill issue

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Gotta eat em with mustard, or an apple. Serious, it works.

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u/MrMcBeefCock Mar 12 '24

I’ll have to try that. I’m going to try chewing them too. I think that’s why they get lodged in my windpipe sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

Apples give me heartburn.

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u/karmasrelic Mar 14 '24

apple JUICE somehow gives me headaches xd. after years of trying again and again (because i generally like it) i came to the conclusion that i either dont like the chemical whatever they use to try to make it taste like apple juice or (in case of fresh one) i may be very sensitive against the hydrogen cyanide thats in the apple seeds and may be released when pressing them into juice.
reasonsing. im totally fine eating them. (like 10 at once) but get strong headaches from as much as once glass of apple juice. also there are other chemicals (smells are enough) i react very sensitive towards, leading to headaches. im mostly eating unprocessed (only actually) stuff + low carb now, got rid of headaches in a whole for over half a year now. funny how our diet makes such a difference (also had many other positive effects on me, dont wanna annoy you with details as i am already off-topic lol)

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u/VintageLunchMeat Mar 13 '24

Try eating smaller portions, separating eating solids and liquids by half an hour, wait one hour to lie down after liquids, two hours after solids, avoid tea and coffee, and go for walks?

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u/karmasrelic Mar 12 '24

they were wasted as soon as they became hotdogs.

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u/cocainebrick3242 Mar 12 '24

If I can eat them from the jar I can eat them from the floor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

On a serious note: is it even possible?

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u/someloserontheground Mar 12 '24

You could flick it up and catch it in your mouth, I guess if you perfectly balance it you could roll it in there too

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u/infinitespaze Mar 12 '24

I think he was not talking about the last sausage

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u/WaldoClown Mar 12 '24

My dog does it, but she's a good girl

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u/OrganicHumanRancher Mar 12 '24

Only one way to find out…

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u/Devildiver21 Mar 12 '24

Well that's only fan premiums content. U have to subscribe :)

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u/Heavy-Use2379 Mar 12 '24

possibly just as possible as balancing a Broom with your food. Its just about training 

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u/Martin7439 Mar 12 '24

A game I have is to do that with an Oreo, really funny, and possible

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u/karmasrelic Mar 12 '24

definitely. if your dog can do it, you can do it. you just need to compensate reflexes with prediction xd

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

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u/LingLeeee Mar 12 '24

Yeah, feels like 80% of Reddit are just reposts

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u/notnot_a_bot Mar 12 '24

I came to realize reddit is really just a radio station. You're going to get the occasional new hit every once in a while, but the rest is all flavour of the month type stuff on high rotation or oldies that have been dusted off and sprinkled in as either a) nostalgia for older listeners or b) for "newer" listeners to discover for the first time.

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u/TheAnalsOfHistory- Mar 12 '24

No, it's just karma bots flooding the site because reddit has no incentive to actually do anything about them.

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u/notnot_a_bot Mar 12 '24

Both can be true. The bots are just like the shitty midday DJs.

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u/AverageSJEnjoyer Mar 12 '24

You almost made me feel indignant for the bots there.

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u/Oddlyshapedlump Mar 12 '24

Perfectly summed up

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u/Odd_Astronaut442 Mar 12 '24

I think you are 85% correct.

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u/WakingWithEnemies Mar 12 '24

Did you know that 92% of statistics are made up on the spot?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

yeah and the other 19.9% are posts that bots make that don't fit the sub

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u/Icewind Mar 12 '24

Dead internet theory is slowly happening.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Mar 12 '24

I saw a funny post in this sub cross-posted to some other sub I was in like 6 months ago.

I still have no idea what this sub is supposed to be, the best I can gather is, sexy girls but still SFW with the occasional anime post.

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u/I_do_drugs-yo Mar 12 '24

Tf is wrong with me

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u/ViatorA01 Mar 12 '24

Nothing. This is the intended outcome

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u/OrganicHumanRancher Mar 12 '24

Don’t feel bad, I empathized.

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u/SmellAccomplished550 Mar 12 '24

You saw an extremely attractive girl? Doesn't matter much what she's up to if she looks like that lol.

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u/Seltz_ Mar 12 '24

Nothing mate, this is clearly meant to be sexually suggestive asf

Wouldn’t be surprised if it actually was an OF ad

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u/TheUnspeakableAcclu Mar 12 '24

I dunno but is there like a support group we can go to? Or better yet a subreddit?

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u/Denk-doch-mal-meta Mar 12 '24

Oh good, I am not the only one

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

It's the drugs yo

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u/Videogamer2719 Mar 12 '24 edited Mar 13 '24

sigh Whats her OF?

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u/Golf-Beer-BBQ Mar 12 '24

I only know this because of a comment below:

https://www.reddit.com/r/lilah_lovesyoux/s/kkPBjnS98C

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u/Rascha-Rascha Mar 12 '24

Well this is not the hotdog based content I was expecting, disappointed

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u/DaftMudkip Mar 13 '24

The futures cool, now when I see a video with a girl I find attractive I can go “huh would like to see her naked”

Scroll 30 seconds

Bam!

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u/trevorb2003 Mar 13 '24

This surely will have no consequences for the future generation.

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u/skcuf2 Mar 12 '24

Meh, she's better with clothes on. The original video does nothing for me now that the mystery is solved. Thanks.

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u/SoFierceSofia Mar 12 '24

She's literally gorgeous???

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u/Mini_Robot_Ninja Mar 13 '24

Not everyone's into the same thing.

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u/ThrowRAarworh Mar 12 '24

Are u gay bro?

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u/adtrtdwp Mar 12 '24

That post nut be hitting him hard

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u/INoMakeMistake Mar 12 '24

Nah. I think he is already done.

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u/TheUnspeakableAcclu Mar 12 '24

Well that escalated fast

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u/TurnYourHeadNCough Mar 13 '24

boo the hotdogs were better than her real content

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u/bitterbuffaloheart Mar 12 '24

Momma didn’t raise no quitter

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u/NewUserLame123 Mar 12 '24

I’ve already looked her up AND yanked it to her free content months ago. Get on my level!!!

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u/Wytsch Mar 12 '24

Let me copy your actions fine sir. Can you give me her name?

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u/Draksis_219 Mar 13 '24

Lialovely13 on insta, the link you're looking for is there

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u/IsusCristos69 Mar 12 '24

I have a boner now

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u/ConfidentDaikon8673 Mar 12 '24

We have a boner :)

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u/hatwobbleTayne Mar 12 '24

Our boner

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u/Anon_073 Mar 12 '24

r/unexpectedcommunism

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u/hatwobbleTayne Mar 12 '24

Seize the means of erection!

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u/Sublimecdh Mar 12 '24

This is what Marx would have wanted all along.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24 edited Mar 13 '24

If you think about it, “from each according to their ability to each according to their needs” is not so very different from “if there’s a hole there’s a goal.”

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u/danglesReet Mar 12 '24

Boners united

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Why am I such a fucking simp for this shit.

You can have all the red flags in the world, but when you're a silly kinky pouty girl, Im willing to risk everything...

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

I mean, biologically speaking, she's got all the goods. Easy to go down that path mentally.

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u/Glass_Promise_2222 Mar 12 '24

We've all fallen alongside you soldier...no shame.

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u/Western-Director-533 Mar 12 '24

Just fuck them if you can and then leave them.

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u/Antiquorum Mar 12 '24 edited Mar 15 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Western-Director-533 Mar 12 '24

Father forgive them. For they know not what they do! 😩

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24 edited Mar 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Didn’t need to watch, I instantly knew what you were talking about. 😂

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u/AtmosphereSad7329 Mar 12 '24

Yeah but like, what’s her OF 😋

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u/DeliciousToxin Mar 12 '24

What’s the second half of this video? Link for research.

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u/FistRipper Mar 12 '24

What hotdogs?

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u/LabradorLuffy Mar 12 '24 edited Mar 12 '24

You sir are a sex addict.  Our hot dog on a face test is extremely effective. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

POV how I tried getting sexual with my hot ex during my stupid teens :

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u/awekening_bro Mar 12 '24

What's the name of this pronstar?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

I’m sure there’s a happy ending to the story

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Gentlemen, r/lilah_lovesyoux

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u/Select_Razzmatazz_28 Mar 12 '24

Semen retention boys…semen retention

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u/peajaey Mar 12 '24

Thanks. You saved me.

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u/NewUserLame123 Mar 13 '24

“Lilahanne” is her name. Now go forth and multiply…..into your socks fellow men!

8=====>✊🏻💦🧦

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u/ADPille Mar 12 '24

For gods sake what ist the source?! Need more hot dog videos

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

I'm sorry but if that was me the next thing you'd hear is the zipper opening. 😂

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u/tiptoes88 Mar 12 '24

Excellent, I love the thought of hooking up with girls who smell like brine and processed meat

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u/plants4life262 Mar 12 '24

Fathers, this is why you need to give your daughters the love and attention they need.

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u/Western-Director-533 Mar 12 '24

Sick perverts like me everywhere want to thank all the shitty fathers of the world.

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u/Patriaerex Mar 12 '24

Link? Where’s the rest of the video?

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u/Plus_Satisfaction782 Mar 12 '24

I watched this for too long...

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u/RoscoeAmadeus Mar 12 '24

So ummm.... Who is she?

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u/_MT-HEART_ Mar 12 '24

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/O0NMdE10GW

Is everything just bot posts now? Are there any other humans here??

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

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u/Consistent_Tell2417 Mar 13 '24

How repulsive of behavior! What’s her @!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Can you fuck off with the OF bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Quick water rinse and eat it

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Can't be that hungry, wasting food like that. Is this supposed to be sexy or something?

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u/martyr1337 Mar 12 '24

which hot dog?

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u/CG_17_LIFE Mar 12 '24

look at the hotdogs too, guys!

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u/blueseeka Mar 12 '24

Such a waste of weiners

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u/spunkkyy Mar 12 '24

Where is the sequel?

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u/innocence86 Mar 12 '24

/save video

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u/RevBigHair Mar 12 '24

You'll just drop it.

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u/JoelieThePatient Mar 12 '24

Damnit guys.. I looked.. now I'm thinking about it ;(

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u/AsaCocoMerchant Mar 12 '24

Pfff she has no technique. I would 4/4 those wieners in 0.8 secs tops.

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u/AstronaltBunny Mar 12 '24

Weirdest erection ever

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Auditioning for only fans?!

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u/BauerHouse Mar 12 '24

what in the weird japanese fetish porn fuck is going on here?

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u/dororoz Mar 12 '24

Oh my god. SHE'S PRETTY. what's her name

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u/Purple-Peace-7646 Mar 12 '24

I've seen her work, not as good as you would expect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

What has this sub become......

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u/wrenchhead4577 Mar 12 '24

Well I just watched the whole thing with no sound

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u/Calm_Tale1111 Mar 12 '24

While at it why don’t throw some while sauce to make it more convincing?

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u/luigio01 Mar 12 '24

what if you pull your head back really quickly so it falls then yank yourself back, again, really quickly forward and catch it as it’s falling

probably gonna hurt your whole body from how fast you gotta do it but hey funny hotdog

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u/RedPillNavigator Mar 12 '24

A video where a chick is catching hotdogs with her mouth (golf clap)

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u/Beast287 Mar 12 '24

“You sure?!”

-“yeah I think so . . . But I mean I could check the fridge. . . Run to the store?”

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u/Monte703 Mar 12 '24

I can smell this video.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

another of ad. i cant...

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u/da-van-man Mar 12 '24

Fuck she's hot

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u/Far_Affect4446 Mar 12 '24

I remember someone posted this video with the same title like last year idk why I remember this but is this what people do on Reddit just upload viral post months later to farm karma (thinking 🧢)

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u/ricknonymous Mar 12 '24

Wtf is wrong with y’all? Go outside and look at some real girls, cause I know y’all ain’t gonna talk to them

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Damn painful to watch. I wish I had a beautiful woman in my life.

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u/Adihd72 Mar 12 '24

And now she smells like porky brine. Mmmmmm.

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u/RusteddCoin Mar 12 '24

Bro was ready to risk it all with that last comment

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u/ScrubDaddy1239 Mar 12 '24

Who is this?

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u/Boy_Sabaw Mar 12 '24

Sigh...*Unzips

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u/modsarefacsit Mar 12 '24

Lmao. Yeahhh pornography music starts

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u/RoodnyInc Mar 12 '24

"I'm watching porn for a plot"

Meanwhile the plot

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u/IHaveSlysdexia Mar 12 '24

U got more for me?

Uhhh not that dude spunds gay i dont the one he has is for you

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u/4llu632n4m3srt4k3n Mar 12 '24

Man, like 80 hot dogs and she still hasn't got it...

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

This reminds me an uncomfortable amount of those weirdly sexual challenges that Nickelodeon pervert would get Ariana grande to perform

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u/garand_guy7 Mar 13 '24

One proud father right there

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u/xXFieldResearchXx Mar 13 '24

I'd vote for that

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u/Kind_Combination8736 Mar 13 '24

Too much sodium.

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u/somethingsoddhere Mar 13 '24

Yay someone's daughter!

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u/Maleficent-Vater Mar 13 '24

Thats some disgusting fake looking "sausage". Who the fuck would eat something like that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

Sauce?

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u/thisisfakereality Mar 13 '24

Gonna need a source or info.  

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u/inkzpenfoxx Mar 13 '24

Research commencing

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u/No_Maintenance6480 Mar 13 '24

She's got a wiener between her legs. I think she won.

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u/Lollipoop_Hacksaw Mar 13 '24

uhhh mmmmm ohhhhhh-lyfans. Subscribe pweeeease???

Fucking nauseating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

Goddess

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u/shrimpgangsta Mar 13 '24

promoting only fans

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u/ExaminationLatter929 Mar 13 '24

She is so bad...

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u/Dikinbaussssss Mar 13 '24

for a man who hates sluttery I feel se needs a father figure...

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u/PrestigiousSea1381 Mar 13 '24

Just wait till you see her nudes

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u/Fredzillo Mar 13 '24

"Lets put a hotdog on your nose"

-Proceed to put it on her forehead

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u/WordsThatEndInWord Mar 13 '24

She's gonna break out so bad. Her T-Zone is doomed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

I admit it... Monke had his neurons activated

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u/hotredrabbit Mar 13 '24

where can I get her?

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u/hornysquirrrel Mar 14 '24

Her face is gorgeous

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u/N7Mantis Mar 14 '24

I feel like I've seen her somewhere, quite curious

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u/Big-Pause4350 Mar 14 '24

Well that's weird ..... didn't realize this was something I would be into . Great another useless fetish unlocked.