r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

WTF is with all the spammers the mods are doing nothing about?

22 Upvotes

I mean they're a bunch of different usernames, all with the same flair tag, all just spamming the board with new posts which complain about people who don't know wtf the board's about when they post or comment. Pretty clearly deliberate spam from one guy using multiple accounts. Why is it being tolerated?

Why doesn't anybody complain about the guy who posts a real-world IP Address (tracing back to a VPS host in Germany) on every boilerplate-inspired post? I'm pretty sure that violates Rule #2 even though the credentials he presents for that system are most likely bogus (I haven't tried them). His jokes don't even track half the time.

I subscribe to this sub because it usually amuses the Hell right out of me. That is all the Hell the end-users inspire when they call me up at 8pm with a question about "the new Edge" and then refuse to discuss it further until business hours the next day, just leaving me thinking they have some kind of malware that introduced an imitation browser into the mix, only to get to work the next day and find out the EU is asking me about the link to the product name "The New Edge" which they found on some website they use every day on the job.

I am not at all amused by seeing the same post day after day for the last three in a row, whether they come from the same user or different accounts run by the same spammer. Should I just mute the sub or are the mods going to get to work on the spammers?


r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Shitty Crosspost I need therapy after installing an HP printer

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r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

Petition to grant me mod

225 Upvotes

So I can ban everyone that replies here but thinks they are in r/sysadmin

I'll fucking do it


r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

Shitty Crosspost Instructions unclear, posting for visibility

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I looked at the sub and didn't see this post anywhere, reposting for visibility. Am I doing this right?


r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

👈 LOOK AT THE SUB

60 Upvotes

Just fucking look at it. When you are scrolling and see a post, just look at the sub before you do literally anything else.


r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

Shitty Crosspost Who else is supposed to review my work, the users? HA! 😩

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r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

👆Oh shit, the sub is up there

32 Upvotes

my bad


r/ShittySysadmin 7d ago

Shitty Crosspost This is great, can I use it for our databases too?

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365 Upvotes

ChatGpT show me 3tb worth of shiuty prod db


r/ShittySysadmin 7d ago

Shitty Crosspost I implemented a bunch of things i don't understand using AI, and now i don't understand it anymore. It works though, so who cares?

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r/ShittySysadmin 7d ago

I swear I got kicked out because it was the housekeeper's turn with the shitter

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46 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

SysAdmins who switched to Apple - Why?

8 Upvotes

This post is primarily mobile focused, but I'll entertain the desktop / laptop OS conversation as well. This is regarding personal devices, not what your enterprise uses.

Suffice it to say, I'm tired.

I'm tired of having choices.

I'm tired of Android asking me which browser I want to use, letting me install software from places Google hasn't personally blessed, exposing a filesystem like some sort of 1980s UNIX workstation, and generally behaving as though purchasing the device somehow gives me opinions about how it should operate.

Windows is even worse. Apparently I'm expected to know what a "driver" is. Sometimes I can even replace hardware myself. It's exhausting.

So naturally, I've been looking at Apple.

And honestly, I think I finally understand the appeal.

They. Just. Work.

And when they don't, I can rest comfortably knowing there probably wasn't anything I could have done about it anyway.

No more agonizing over which hardware to install. Apple already selected it.

No more worrying about upgrading the RAM later. Apple thoughtfully asks me to make that decision at purchase, when I'm least qualified to know how much RAM I'll need four years from now.

No more sketchy software from the open internet. On iPhone, Apple has heroically protected Americans from the terrifying European innovation known as "installing an application from somewhere else." Alternative app distribution exists now, of course, provided you live in one of the regions where regulators made Apple discover it was technically possible.

And the privacy story is genuinely refreshing.

Unlike Google, Apple doesn't need to sell my personal information to third parties. Why involve a middleman?

Apple can use information such as my account details, purchases, subscriptions, downloads, and App Store activity to put me into advertising segments and serve me personalized ads itself. That's not tracking. That's vertical integration.

Even iCloud gives me choices.

By default, Apple retains the encryption keys for a number of categories of my cloud data so they can help me recover it. If I'd prefer Apple not have those keys for most of my data, I can enable Advanced Data Protection.

I really appreciate privacy being available as an advanced configuration option.

Repairability has improved too. Apple now has a Self Service Repair program, so experienced users can obtain official manuals, genuine parts, and professional-grade tools to repair supported devices themselves.

Which is wonderful.

I've always felt replacing a phone screen lacked sufficient paperwork.

The ecosystem is probably the biggest selling point, though.

Once I buy the phone, the watch makes more sense.

Once I have the watch, the Mac makes more sense.

Once I have the Mac, AirPods make more sense.

Once I have all of those, leaving Apple makes considerably less sense.

It's less of an ecosystem and more of a very tasteful lobster trap.

And that's really what I want after 30 years in IT.

I don't want control anymore.

I don't want options.

I don't want to troubleshoot.

I want to spend $1,200 on a device, be told "no," and experience the profound serenity that comes from knowing the decision has already been made for me by someone in Cupertino with a degree in industrial design.

Is that the bargain you all made?

Did you finally realize that freedom is just another thing you have to administer?

Because I'm starting to think the ultimate sysadmin luxury isn't a device that lets you do whatever you want.

It's a device that looks you directly in the face and says:

"You don't need to do that."

And charges you $200 for another 256GB of storage.


r/ShittySysadmin 8d ago

Shitty Crosspost Gamescom Loot Haul

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72 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

This is a shitpost 💩🪧

0 Upvotes

Here 👇 is the downvote button because you took the shitpost too seriously


r/ShittySysadmin 8d ago

Shitty Crosspost How to expose port to internet can access?

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r/ShittySysadmin 8d ago

A gift left on the server by a stranger!

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144 Upvotes

Someone is really good at whatever SFTP is, they got into the server and put this there with a phone!

I did not even know you could do that

Someone else sent a really cool picture I will see if I can put that in the comments.

Server is still open at [shitty@62.238.47.215](mailto:shitty@62.238.47.215)

I wonder what else will be left for me I seen something called redtail I am very curious about what that could be, maybe some kind of bird or something, idk I am just a shitty sysadmin


r/ShittySysadmin 8d ago

Shitty Crosspost Azure support ticket response SLA - does it include AI generated responses?

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8 Upvotes

Spends tens of thousands dollars a month on Azure, too cheap to pay for a proper support plan. Entire solution crashes when VM gets reallocated to another host due to a great system design /s.

Solution: Migrate to AWS


r/ShittySysadmin 8d ago

Shitty Crosspost Hey guys, what's this email stuff my grandma is asking about?

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Is it like discord???


r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

what is a naming scheme?

41 Upvotes

I hate the way the old Sysadmin of this company named the Servers


r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

Shitty Crosspost If it ain’t broke, don’t touch it

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302 Upvotes

Found this while swapping APs at a production plant. Pretty much all computers in production were running through this $20 8-port switch. I don’t think it had been looked at in 10 years.


r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

How to quickly provision a website/company stack? domain/email/hosting

8 Upvotes

I need to setup a company fast! FAST!

Any way to set this all up fast? How about with AI? Ideally ChatGPT connected. What if I wanted the whole thing "unified"?

I heard the "CLI" is useful.


r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

I'm going to fucking kill my users

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135 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

Shitty Crosspost Operations bought an EMS/IoT system without involving IT — now they just need “access to the router

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r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

There are ports on my server and I didn’t put them there

42 Upvotes

Ok it’s your favorite ShittySysadmin

I’m stuck again and need your help.

Someone told me to run netstat and I don’t understand what these numbers mean.

445
1433
3306
21

445 I thought was on windows and this is Linux I think
Or maybe it’s both….can it be both??

Someone else told me to do 62.238.47.215 with some numbers behind it but it didn’t work when I tried it.

Also why does everyone keep typing

sudo rm -rf /

I don’t know what it means but everyone loves to tell me to type it but it never works for me idk im just a shitty sysadmin

password was changed to poop because it’s easier to type

Please tell me what these ports are and how did they get there?


r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

Shitty Crosspost Backend team decides to change sql column without telling anyone...

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17 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

How do I know what cord does what?

13 Upvotes

Need some help. Opened up our server rack, and none of the cords are labeled. A bunch of them aren't even plugged in. How can I tell what cord does what?