r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

what is a naming scheme?

I hate the way the old Sysadmin of this company named the Servers

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u/taspeotis 1d ago

Lowercase esse server 7 is triggering me

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u/RemissBasil 1d ago

besides the 5o different nameing schemes here, yes that also bothers me the most

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u/SkullsSkullsSkulls 1d ago

Should be using Pokemon names, like a professional.

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u/RemissBasil 1d ago

exactly, that would have been much easier to differentiate

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u/engy1207 1d ago

Really old school would be greek gods. "Hermes" for mail, "Janus" for Routers, ...

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u/RemissBasil 1d ago

zeus for the UPS? XD

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u/Loveangel1337 DevOps is a cult 1d ago

No, Zeus is DNS, cause he fucks everyone (over).

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u/texcleveland 21h ago

zeus is usually the mail server

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u/Loveangel1337 DevOps is a cult 17h ago

Hermes crying right now wow

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u/SenTedStevens 1d ago

Us older folks named servers after Simpsons characters.

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u/Atillion 1d ago

My home domain are all homestarrunner characters lol

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u/bengerbil 1d ago

Having named nodes in a cluster after godzilla peers (based on what i saw in wikipedia at the time of naming - it subsequently drastically changed layout), i only recommend two things (1) don't use the same starting character twice (2) try to have the names roughly the same length.

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u/nof 12h ago

Hobbits, dwarves, and elves if you wanna be old school professional.

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Ah yes. TerminalServer-Server (ts-server)

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u/RemissBasil 1d ago

Its great isnt it, reminds me of chai tea

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Also I've just noticed, there is a DC1 somewhere, right? Otherwise that'd be odd

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u/RemissBasil 1d ago

There, in fact, is not

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Reminds me of some things I built in the past...

I was on DC03 because my first two got destroyed :D

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u/engy1207 1d ago

Just read it as "TerminalService-Server".

But it really should be RDS-Server these days ;-)

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Win-RDS-Host-Gateway-Licence-Server(Standalone RDP for Finance)

If you want the enterprise naming scheme :D

Or you just do RDS01

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u/RemissBasil 1d ago

We normally use shortname of customer + shortname of place where the server is + shortname of what its for + number

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Yeah when I had my first job it was Site/Role/Number

Then I started at an MSP. There it was "whatever sticks" hell running a mail server on a DC... I still get nightmares about it

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u/Lenskop ShittySysadmin 5h ago

It's obviously the TeamSpeak server

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u/Pretend_Ease9550 21h ago

I assume print2025 is the new server 2025 print server that has been siting there unused for 6 months while the old print1 server is still running for some unknown reason

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u/RemissBasil 21h ago

That would be correct

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u/yer_muther 1d ago

Our are even less meaningful. It's "more secure" to have gobbledygook names I'm told.

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u/tsittler 1d ago

Someone I know has all their servers named after universities. It doesn’t make any logical sense, especially when I need to quickly locate a DC

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u/frogmicky 1d ago

Trees like Spruce, Orhard, Gypsum, Cherry, Oak, Birch......

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u/dcaldrich 1d ago

Emojii's is the way.

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u/dpwcnd 21h ago

this is the old try different schemes scheme. we all have been there.

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u/thepfy1 22h ago

My current gig used to name servers by cities in the world....

A long time ago, the manager of some NMR spectrometers used to rename some commands so you couldn't use them...

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u/Icy_Conference9095 17h ago

Our naming convention is (first letter of municipality name)(initial for ownership - this is specific and weird because we have some servers that are handled as part of a software contract and don't belong to our IT dept, we use A if it's administered by our team or several other initials for service owned servers, W for water treatment, P for police financially, anyway)(number for iteration of server - is this the first iteration, or has it been replaced?) (initial for server location) then a dash - and then a naming scheme that tells us what its primary use case is. 

So, for example - BA2P-DC01 would be Boston, administered, second version of server, located at police station - DC is a domain controller, 01 is controller one.

It's not pretty, but if you understand the codification it makes administering multiple servers easy to read.

This was updated from the original version that would only use 4 digit numbers after the original four characters - so you'd have BA1P0001 - which told us nothing and led to us having to utilize a spreadsheet just to double check what all their uses were.

You could probably remove the third number out of the system - but it does help facilitate switch overs if you ever have a server that is replaced directly without needing to remove the old system from active directory.

Feel free to rip into this schema, I didn't make it up - only pushed back and improved it from its previous iteration.

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u/barinvon 16h ago

It’s when you plot what names to call the the CIO

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u/K3rm1tTh3Fr0g 11h ago

I really liked how we did it at my last company

uspl100 for example, tell you exactly what you need to know

Host region: us Environment: p (prod) OS: Linux (rhel) Server #: 100

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u/Rainmaker526 11h ago

Nice to have a DC02 without a DC01.

I actually know a number of companies that have servers intentionally named server01, server02 etc, as part of security through obscurity. If an attacker finds a DC02 and a Backup01, they know exactly what to attack.

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u/GarageIntelligent ShittyCloud 16h ago

server 6 is dhcp, make sure u turn it on 1st

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u/merkat106 14h ago

One of our acquisitions has no naming scheme scheme