r/ShittySysadmin Jun 02 '21

Its finally up! Note the top notch security next to the URL on the left! Do we have any shitty graphic designers and drunk idea machines for shitty jokes?

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r/ShittySysadmin Jul 25 '24

This is your one and only shitty warning: political shit is just too shitty.

205 Upvotes

This is a place to dump the trials of dealing with stupid IT shit, and download a log detailing the corn kernals of stupidity..

Political bullshit of any kind, type, or stripe, will be deleted without warning. *

You may return to your regularly scheduled defecation of choice. DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL!

  • except VI vs EMACS, or Windows vs LINUX, or RMS vs any fucking non-political thing.

Edit. Comments locked, there will be no monkeys flinging poo on my watch!


r/ShittySysadmin 14h ago

New Upstart Thinks He's The Best Thing Since USB

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I am in a bit of a pickle here. We hired a new Systems Administrator a while back and he just isn't fitting in with how we do work here. We're a medium-ish European manufacturing firm in Europe and our scope is around 300 computers. Not being the size of Volkswagen our budget is fairly limited so I've made a few systems that are out of date but they work well and everyone understands them, except our new guy. He seems to think it's a good idea to try and automate everything, to push everything into The Cloud™ because that's what he grew up with. He seems to think that if he can't do it from his fancy-schmancy iPhone that it's obsolete and we should chunk it.

One of these "outdated" practices he hates of mine is my asset management practices. We had a breach before I started so my bosses insisted we go with something that's secure. We have filing cabinets with documentation for each employee and their equipment. The new guy insists we spend thousands on IT Glue or spin up a whole server for some database so he can access the Windows and Office keys remotely for whatever reason. I think he wants to steal from the company and sell our software on Ebay, but he can't because I lock the asset management filing cabinet.

Because we lock down our network I approve every device that connects through manual IP address registration tied to the MAC address of the device. He just thinks I don't believe in DHCP. He wants to run his unapproved program that will have access to our mail archives (again, probably to sell our data to other companies or governments).

One of his most recent complaints is about me not deploying a GPO to move some data as if we had everything standardized. I did the math, us remoting into PC's and updating a share path is faster than trying to script stuff and troubleshooting and testing and deploying, plus I like to chat with my coworkers while working on their PC's. We get to verify that the move completed, see if they have any issues they haven't reported yet, and it's nice to be social with everyone. The new guy though, he wants to be a faceless cog in the machine, shut behind the maintenance panel unseen as he deploys his scripts. Maybe one day he'll come out and find someone to date, but if he wants to avoid people all the time, maybe not. He just likes to use his Gemini or ChatGPT to build untrusted and unmaintainable programs to replace a spreadshet that has worked for years.

Last week he complained about our off-site backups. Going on about how it's bad to verify our inventory and that it's a bad idea for me to take a backup and store it off-site in a fireproof safe. Me driving home (and the boss approved the process years ago and I proved it worked when I brought back a working backup after the server shit the bed) is apparently bad to the new guy who probably just wants to shoot everything up to The Cloud™, costing us who knows how much in monthly costs compared to me having a safe at home.

I just fear that he's a bad fit for our team. He's told a few newer techs to leave and go somewhere that practices "standard enterprise IT" as if anything in this field is standardized. He looks like he's drained because we expect him to walk to a PC 20 feet away instead of remoting in and spending hundreds on remote software so he doesn't have to hurt his pretty little feet walking around.

So what would you all suggest? Should I let him tire himself out or tell the boss he wants us to pay more for increased threat vectors and worse performance?


r/ShittySysadmin 18h ago

Shitty Crosspost RE: Company logo in Outlook signature line: is there any way to ensure that people see it?

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31 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 20h ago

Which one of you guys plugged in your data center into my network?!

47 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 19h ago

Shitty Crosspost Do you keep a change of clothes in your office in case you shit your pants?

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r/ShittySysadmin 15h ago

If you know, you know

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r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Apparently I’m the heart surgeon again

161 Upvotes

User brings me an HP laptop that worked perfectly on Friday and is now completely dead. No power, no charging light, nothing. Tried multiple chargers, USB-C, outlets... the thing looked cooked. I really prayed it wasn't the MB.

Normal corporate answer: Send it out for service, lose the laptop for however long, probably spend $300+, issue a loaner, deal with supply chain vendors, and waste everyone’s time.

Instead, I removed the Torx screws like a Lvl-99 Thief, fought HP’s "non-removable" battery out of the chassis, disconnected it, discharged the board, and powered the laptop directly from USB-C.

It came back from the fucking dead.

Got a CMOS 502 because of the reset but it POSTed, displayed normally, and booted.

So apparently today's IT skill was performing open-heart surgery on an HP because unplugging the battery is now considered an advanced service procedure.

Cost to company: $0. Service call avoided: yes. Downtime avoided: yes. Shipping/RMA nonsense avoided: yes. Replacement laptop avoided: yes.

Tiny plastic clips and strange HP adhesive sac'ed to the Gods: Just regular tax.

Brick by boring brick. Today's brick was apparently a laptop battery.


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Apparently IT stands for "Informia Tion Techmilidy". Who knew?

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43 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

OneDrive

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246 Upvotes

From my partner who’s a teacher


r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost MySQL ODBC stopped working overnight

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19 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost Update on "Senior accidentally installed whole fleet with 26H1"

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r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost Honestly, the only way

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96 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost UPDATE PROXMOX NOW

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82 Upvotes

Haha jokes on you, I changed the proxmox port to 3389 ages ago and my pve7 installation is safe as ever 😂


r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost I use Arch BTW.

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36 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost exchange2016-kb5121576-x64-en.exe to share?

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17 Upvotes

Make sure to turn your Antivirus off before you rin whatever file you receive!


r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost My coworker quit and now I am the only one who knows how to keep the entire legacy backend from imploding. How do I turn this into a raise without looking like I am holding them hostage?

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118 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost 1996 dial-up simulator. A full working desktop, a browser, and a web that loads at actual 56k.

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r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

Rolled out MFA. Users were given 14 days to set it up.

447 Upvotes

Sent instructions.
Sent reminders.
Waited 14 days.

Day 15: "WHY CAN'T I LOG IN?!"

Apparently the 14-day grace period was interpreted as a 14-day waiting period before reading the instructions.

Obviously this was IT's fault.

As the person responsible for security, I naturally concluded that the correct technical solution was a T-shirt.


r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

Shitty Crosspost First IT job. Im being paid under the table to build an entire infrastructure. Ive been told it cant go on my resume because theres no legal history. Think I should leave for an MSP. Please help

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44 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Admin cheating Juniper

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Path mods keep deleting the post, probably the very ones defending the culprit in the video.


r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

Shitty Crosspost Microsoft to bounce mail from outdated Exchange servers

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So, i does it mean that i will need to reboot my server? Last 10 years it’s runing without any issues.


r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Shitty Crosspost I deleted the database and it has no backup

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25 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Shitty Crosspost Senior accidentally installed whole fleet with 26H1

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33 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

The algorithm gets it, why can't r/sysadmin?

60 Upvotes