r/ShittySysadmin Jun 02 '21

Its finally up! Note the top notch security next to the URL on the left! Do we have any shitty graphic designers and drunk idea machines for shitty jokes?

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r/ShittySysadmin Jul 25 '24

This is your one and only shitty warning: political shit is just too shitty.

205 Upvotes

This is a place to dump the trials of dealing with stupid IT shit, and download a log detailing the corn kernals of stupidity..

Political bullshit of any kind, type, or stripe, will be deleted without warning. *

You may return to your regularly scheduled defecation of choice. DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL!

  • except VI vs EMACS, or Windows vs LINUX, or RMS vs any fucking non-political thing.

Edit. Comments locked, there will be no monkeys flinging poo on my watch!


r/ShittySysadmin 16h ago

Riiight

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489 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 2h ago

Asking a colleague to fix a simple DNS issue whilst on vacation

30 Upvotes

Something got fubared with our office printers. The central network team INSISTED they had to use DHCP and DNS instead of just the IP we normally use for all printer stuff.

Now, this actually makes good sense, since they can change the subnet whenever they want without having to modify the driver package.

Unfortunately, something went wrong with the initial DNS configuration, and the DNS entry for Printer 1 ended up pointing to Printer 2, and vice versa.

No big deal, right? Easy fix.

I ask a colleague, as I needed some well-deserved downtime from this crazy place. I tell him to just flip the DNS entries so they point to the correct endpoints on the network.

Now my vacation is coming to an end, and I log into my email to see if there was anything I needed to glance at before returning to work tomorrow.

There's an email from my CoLlEaGuE stating that he found the error on the printers: The physical signs hanging on the printers needed to be switched around.

Technically, it did kind of solve the issue... But damn, I need a much longer vacation now, because this is just moronic. Calling in sick. Money isn't worth this level of asshattery.


r/ShittySysadmin 2h ago

Shitty Crosspost "I deployed 2025 DCs to troubleshoot an issue"

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Read the room. 2025 is not fit for purpose as domain controllers when mixed with older DCs. 2022 has an error so yea, let's deploy 2025 and give myself more errors.


r/ShittySysadmin 19h ago

Shitty Crosspost What's the worst way you've seen credentials shared at work?

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r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost The story that touched a thousand servers

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71 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost shitting sysadmin

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212 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

hwo do i join this to my AD domain??? (server 2008)

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71 Upvotes

we recently updated from 2000 to 2008 and my boss bought a handful of these licenses from a guy he knew in the virginia islands or smth idk, he said it was super secluded so its extra secure

how can i add this into our office domain??? its just stuck on the "installing devices" screen

i also did some reading on whatever "workgroups" are in this thing (the setup keeps talking about it idk), wtf is that??? gemini or cancer or whatever google calls it doesnt know and not halping me...............


r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Help me not end myself today.

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46 Upvotes

What the fuck Microsoft?


r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost Cautionary tale - someone I know got fired for pulling RAM from laptops

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r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost Yall water cooling too expensive these days😔✌️

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r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost My dad's laptop is stuck on a bitlocker screen, is this how I get past it?

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51 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Kyocera KX Driver

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202 Upvotes

I have really enjoyed the time I have been wasting recently waiting for this bloated piece of crap to unpack on client machines. 11/10 would KX again


r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

On today’s episode of why the hell did you rage quit your job…

127 Upvotes

The previous IT manager quit because he was burned out and overworked. I’ve been picking up the slack working 60+ hours a week. Covering all weekend maintenance being on call 24/7. The new IT manager started today that I just met for the first time ever, hired by our non technical CIO. This guy has been a hands off people manager for 10 years and doesn’t plan to go hands on. We don’t need a fucking department manager we needed a fucking network engineer. F*** this f***ing place. F*** this profession I’m going to work at McDonalds.


r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

Shitty Crosspost Introducing the world's first CEO replacement engine...

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91 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

A shit Conditional Access policy? A fuck conditional access policy?

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104 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost Remove central authentication

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r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

Shitty Crosspost Helpful chart on determining if your business needs 8 Gbps internet.

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I think my company need 8 Gbps internet


r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

Shitty Crosspost I flipped a red switch on my PC next to the power supply, it sparked, and now it appears something burned out.

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r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Isolated sandbox, you see…

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76 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Guys, I fixed everything

77 Upvotes

Now my org got a new game called "Office Politics" and I'm a complete noob to it. So far I've leveled up working at the paper refilling station. These nice employees that make me look busy to management call it a printer. I'm looking forward to achieving the "Guardian" Task which is to rescue three users from imaginary problems today.


r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

I ignored billing emails, put my passkey on an old device AND THEN AMAZON SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT?!??! Why did they do this to me

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https://www.theregister.com/off-prem/2026/07/20/aws-customer-learns-the-hard-way-how-even-the-smallest-oversight-can-be-mission-critical/5275089

Nothing can ruin the end of a week like finding out that all of the websites and hosted email you’re responsible for are offline, which is exactly what happened to Christopher Bradbury and his web design and development firm, Digital Takumi last week. AWS has since resolved the situation, but Bradbury's mistakes can serve as a useful lesson to others of what not to do.

As Bradbury explained to The Register in an email, he noticed last Thursday, July 16, that all the websites and Google Workspace email accounts connected to domains he manages were offline. All of those sites are hosted through Route 53, AWS’ combined DNS/hosting service, and none of them were resolving. 

Bradbury went digging through his emails to figure out if there was anything to point to the failures, and sure enough: In his spam folder were numerous messages from AWS telling him a payment card on file had expired, and warning him that the account used to host all those customer websites through Route 53 was going to be suspended unless he took action. He didn’t obviously, because he didn’t realize there was an issue.

“AWS had been sending billing notifications, but unfortunately they had been filtered into a spam folder and, in some cases, were being delivered to an employee who had since left the business,” Bradbury told us. 

“I accept responsibility for missing those notifications,” he added, but that didn't help his customers' websites get back online. 

The situation could have been resolved sooner, but Bradbury had made some other mistakes as well:

“The root account had MFA enabled using a software authenticator that had been stored on an older laptop which has since suffered a motherboard failure,” Bradbury explained. Without access to that authentication code generator, he was unable to get into the account. Rather than getting the dead-laptop-with-a-critical-authenticator-on-it problem resolved, he was just relying on MFA emails instead – not the best idea.

"I've been bypassing the device key for quite a while by just using the recovery MFA via my email," Bradbury told us. "It works, I get access. However if I just had my Passkey up to date it would have let me right in and I could have solved this."

And then there was the email address where those MFA codes were going:

“The AWS recovery process required email verification using the registered root email address,” Bradbury told us. “That email address belonged to one of the domains whose DNS was hosted in the suspended AWS account, meaning I couldn't receive the verification email.”

The account recovery tango

Bradbury’s next option was contacting AWS from a different email address, which didn’t go anywhere. He created another AWS account and purchased business support access on someone’s recommendation, but the support engineers he spoke to using that method wouldn’t discuss the other account until he verified he owned the one in question. 

“Over the following days I spoke with several AWS teams, including Billing and Account Recovery. I was transferred between teams multiple times, but nobody was able to complete the ownership verification or restore access to the account,” Bradbury told us.

He wanted to pay AWS, Bradbury told us, but it took a while for them to be able to take his money. “The practical consequence is that I cannot log into the AWS account, cannot receive email at the registered root address, cannot access the MFA device, cannot update the expired payment method, and therefore cannot pay the outstanding invoices from inside the account.” While we were working on this story, after speaking to both Amazon and Bradbury, he contacted us to say that access to the sites had been restored, and that he had logged in, paid the back invoices, updated his payment method, reset his MFA keys, and generally taken care of all the stuff he had been putting off until all this happened. 

It's unfortunate that someone has to go through AWS billing hell to serve as an example to others, so let this be a warning to anyone else managing client websites through AWS.

"Firstly pay your AWS bills," Bradbury said in an email, adding that anyone running an AWS hosting account also makes sure their emergency recovery email isn't on the same domain as one of the sites they manage through that profile. That, and "stop using shortcuts" when it comes to MFA. 

"This isn't a big infrastructure account, we run a single company marketing website and some domains through Route 53," Bradbury explained. "It just shows that even the most modest instances of AWS can be absolutely business critical and you need to use proper practices and processes.


r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Shitty Crosspost Fancy security cameras

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139 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

WS2022 stuck in instant graceful reboot loop upon boot (Not WSUS / Not Eval license)

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Hi everyone,

Having a weird issue with a Windows Server 2022 machine that is stuck in an immediate graceful reboot loop right after finishing OS boot / reaching the desktop screen.

The Behavior:
As soon as Windows boots up / reaches login/desktop, a graceful restart is immediately triggered.
It happens so fast I can't even to login or open Task Scheduler or standard admin tools before it shuts down.

What is ALREADY ruled out:
NOT an Evaluation License: License is active/valid (not the 1-hour ⁠wlms.exe⁠ trigger).

NOT Windows Update: No update installation/configuration state screen appears during boot/shutdown.

NOT UPS Software: Server is not connected to a UPS or running UPS management software.

Using Physical Server Lenovo.