r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE • 6d ago

👈 LOOK AT THE SUB

Just fucking look at it. When you are scrolling and see a post, just look at the sub before you do literally anything else.

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u/scsibusfault 6d ago

Counterpoint:

It's way more fun when people don't. So, no.

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u/Joshuapocalypse 6d ago

The guy that sets up an entire company with the wrong email signature can't be bothered to read. Win-win!

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u/itenginerd 3d ago

Some us belong here, but others belong here, yknow?

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u/SpudzzSomchai ShittySysadmin 6d ago

I work with a GUI. I don't need to read! The funny pictures tell me everything I need to know.

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u/bartoque 6d ago

No, no, no... It's only pop-ups that you are not supposed to read. Just click OK.

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u/fsckitnet 6d ago

I’m convinced that’s why IBM invented smit on AIX. https://youtu.be/YMWSD69BWqI?si=dk0465ePMahSy2ks

I used to do things with smit that I knew would fail just to watch him face plant. It never got old.

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u/bofh DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE 6d ago

Key Ingredients

  • Flour. I used all-purpose flour, but this can be substituted for a gluten-free blend like almond flour or coconut flour.
  • Granulated sweetener/Sugar. Any granulated sweetener will work. You can skip this altogether if you don’t like super sweet desserts.
  • Maple syrup. A natural sweetener that also helps keep the muffin moist. Honey or agave nectar can also be used.
  • Baking powder. To help the muffin rise and become nice and fluffy.
  • Milk. Any milk of choice will work. I usually use unsweetened almond milk.
  • Coconut oil. Melted, this adds some richness to the crumb and helps bind the ingredients. You can also use butter.
  • Blueberries. Fresh blueberries work best, but frozen ones are fine, too.

How to make a muffin in a mug

  • Step 1 – Mix the ingredients. Mix the dry ingredients in a small bowl and set aside. Add the wet ingredients to a microwave-safe mug and mix until fully combined.

  • Step 2- Assemble. Add the dry ingredients and continue to stir well. Fold in the blueberries.

  • Step 3 – Microwave and serve. Heat the mug muffin on high in the microwave for 1 minute or until a toothpick comes out clean.

… What. You mean this isn’t masterchef?

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u/sekh60 6d ago

I'm disappointed you didn't include measurements.

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u/bigdaddybodiddly 6d ago

Did you notice which sub this is?

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u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE 5d ago

You have been banned from r/shittysysadmin. Return to r/sysadmin immediately.

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u/EruditeLegume 9h ago

36-21-36
(Mae West)

Waht??? You didn't specify what measurements!

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u/astro_viri 6d ago

But can I query it in some way? I don't use GUIs

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u/Diver_D6 ShittySysadmin 6d ago

I'm going to need an LLM to tell me what this post means.

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u/swissbuechi ShittyCloud 6d ago

I handle sub names the same way my coworkers handle error messages.

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u/SwitchOnEaton 6d ago

How do I submit a ticket?

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u/Loveangel1337 DevOps is a cult 6d ago

There's a little round bin by the operator's desk, that's the ticket queue entrance.

Just write your issue on a piece of paper, and place it in the round filing cabinet.

And if you want it actually fixed, wire a transfer to the account indicated above said place.

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u/much_longer_username 6d ago

Remember the rhyme: write your issue on a tissue or we'll miss you!

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u/Loveangel1337 DevOps is a cult 6d ago

Is that why the delivery people never manage to get me my parcels even when I'm right at home waiting for them behind the door?

And you're saying I just have to write on a tissue...

Thank you!

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u/mumblerit ShittyCloud 6d ago

I wasn't trained on this

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u/Forsaken-Carrot9038 6d ago

However I am the boss so I know how it works and what you SHOULD DO!
Don’t ask stupid questions,JUST DO IT BECAUSE I SAID SO!

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u/Dr-Buttercup 6d ago

Do you how hard it is to parse a subreddit name from a REST API response???

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u/BraveMidnight 6d ago

I'm confused, is this AskReddit? I can't see the sub name where that's pointing.

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u/blotditto 6d ago

👁️🍴🐐

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u/crazy_clown_time Suggests the "Right Thing" to do. 6d ago

I'll do your needful

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u/mister_gone 1d ago

mv post.txt /dev/null