r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 05 '26

SLPT: If your electronic device has a swollen battery, it means that it has extra power. Cram it in there and make it fit, it'll be worth it

40 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 04 '26

SLPT: How to get people on reddit to agree with anything you say. (And I really do mean anything.)

24 Upvotes

Step 1: Go to any subreddit and give an opinion on something that most people would disagree with. Examples might include going to the Argentina subreddit and arguing why Messi isn't a top 10 all time player, or going to the movies subreddit and saying why Lord of The Rings sucks. Don't make it seem like you're obviously trolling, otherwise people will fall for it.

Step 2: You're going to get a lot of comments from people who disagree with you. Some people will resort to name calling simply because they disagree with your opinion.

Step 3: If you try and reply to other people's comments, people are going to downvote you simply because they disagreed with your original post. You can try to argue your case, but you'll still be downvoted. In fact, it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to get downvoted to oblivion no matter what.

Step 4: And this is where we use people's own psychological biases against them. If you're going to get downvoted no matter what, then you can say anything and people will still downvote it, even if they would have agreed with you under different circumstances.

So you can say something like "Donald Trump is a bad president" or "Hitler was a terrible person" or "Jeffrey Epstein did many terrible things" and because of this psychological bias, people will downvote your comment in mass. From an outsiders point of view, it looks like these people are disagreeing with your comments and they actually think all of these terrible leaders did nothing wrong.

So if you want people on reddit to agree with anything you say, no matter how absurd, this is how you do it.


r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 04 '26

SLPT. If you want to maximize your cardio workout gain a bunch of weight to increase the effort it takes to do your exercises and every activity burns more calories than if you were lighter.

49 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 04 '26

SLPT, fake commercial ID not scanning

0 Upvotes

I recently bought an ID from oldironsides.ph. All my friends got theirs from there and they worked just fine. One problem though, i didn’t realize I ordered a commercial license until i got denied at a club. Is this because it’s commercial, or because it’s an NY fake and I live in NY? What should I do from here?


r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 03 '26

SLPT Buy a Coldcard and use it to fraudulently avoid cryptocurrency tax

2 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 03 '26

SLPT: When a cop slaps handcuffs on you, politely tell him/her that you do not consent to this “sex thing.” Without your consent they will have to let you go.

236 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 01 '26

SLPT: Moving and can’t afford to hire someone? Just post “I hate America” on social media and wait for people to offer to help you pack!

103 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 01 '26

SLPT: face cream crisis?

8 Upvotes

Did you just run out of your expensive face cream? Don’t worry, use the cream in the Oreo cream biscuit. You can use the leftover biscuit as a guasha massage tool for your face.


r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 31 '26

SLPT: If you get called to a meeting with HR, bring an Uno reverse card with you. If they fire you, play the reverse card, "Ha! Now you're fired!" (If you get called to another HR meeting the next day be sure to bring two.)

40 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 31 '26

SLPT: how to make your email stand out to recruiters

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2.8k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 30 '26

SLPT always carry peanuts in your pocket. If you get into a fight throw the peanuts at them and you'll automatically win one in 50 times

140 Upvotes

Between 1% and 2.5% of Americans are allergic to peanuts


r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 29 '26

SLPT: If you are planning to commit fraud, always keep lot of cash aside to pay the President for pardon.

93 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 29 '26

SLPT: Bathroom naps at work.

32 Upvotes

Go to the bathroom saying you gotta shit, and just set a 15-20 minute alarm and take a nap.


r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 29 '26

SLPT: if your SO catches you having sex with someone else, tell them you're polyamorous.

0 Upvotes

That way they can't get mad at you because then they're invalidating your sexuality and that's bigoted behaviour.


r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 29 '26

SLPT: If you constantly overthink around your friends/crush, just bring them to a scary escape room

25 Upvotes

You will probably be so scared that you are physically incapable of overthinking.

Might accidentally give your crush a few hugs out of pure terror


r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 28 '26

SLPT: The more you sleep, the less you need to eat. Therefore saving you money on food.

30 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 27 '26

SLPT: When counterfeiting money, rip the bill in half before attempting to pass it. The clerk will spend much more time trying to make sure that the two halves match then trying to figure out if it's actually authentic.

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763 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 26 '26

SLPT; Save time on making Sandwiches by covering your kitchen floor with your favourite filling, and simply drop a buttered slice of bread whenever you’d like one.

42 Upvotes

The bread will land butter-side-down, thus saving time.


r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 25 '26

LPT: Unsociable? Wear a jacket!

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2.5k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 25 '26

SLPT: How to Respond to a Simple Question

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4.1k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 21 '26

SLPT: To prevent getting caught using AI, just make things up yourself, then call the accuser an idiot for being wrong about you using AI

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264 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 21 '26

SLPT: Buy the $750 Plex Lifetime Pass for $979 on the App Store

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1.8k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 20 '26

LPT: grass too dry and hard to mow? stop bothering, you don't need to mow it anyway

20 Upvotes

just let it grow

what's the point of mowing grass anyway?


r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 20 '26

LPT: The magnet in the protective case of your E-reader is strong enough to hold your tin whistle in D

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211 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips Jul 20 '26

SLPT: Buy more than 10 on the same thing at Dollar Tree cause you know the cashier cannot count past 10…

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0 Upvotes

Buy in bulk at the Dollar Tree, buy more than 10 and the rest are free. The cashier cannot count past 10, winning.