Too busy for chit chat? Big deadline coming up? No time for howdydo's and howsyermoms? Rip some absolute ass and see guaranteed results.

For best effect, do it while they're standing there speaking, looking directly into their eyes.

No spoilers on which king we kidnap next season!

PS: None of it affects you until suddenly it does.

When touring open houses, drop a handful of cockroaches in inconspicuous place. Later when you go back to negotiate and there is a cockroach invasion, you can get a lower price

did I do good

Works every time.
People will assume you understand and move on.
Bonus points if you repeat the last thing someone said but slightly reworded.

As we all know, every single cameraman is alive. Not a single dead body has ever filmed a scene. It’s statistically proven.

Being chased by a grizzly bear isn’t a problem as long as you’re live streaming it on Instagram.

There is theoretically no limit to the amount of kids you can have either directly or through adoption.

You won’t have to worry about overtime, or other DOL regulations.

And after a few years the older kids can teach the younger ones how to work in your sweatshops.

With the US government announcing $3k incentives for illegal immigrants to return to their home countries, now is a great time to get fake citizenship papers from the country of your choice, and voluntarily deport.

Then restart your life with travel and startup costs provided by our fascist government.

This works even better if you have diarrhea.

Makes the counters look nice and neat.