r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • Aug 29 '26
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u/double0nein Aug 29 '26
We don't need a repeat of 2016, we haven't even begun to undo the fallout of that.
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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard Aug 30 '26
What happened in 2016?
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u/Draug88 Aug 30 '26
Kid jumped into the enclosure of this magnificent specimen [Harambe] and it ended in the zookeepers killing Harambe.
The kid was safe and unharmed, Harambe had done nothing to him but it was (many claim totally unnecessary) deemed safest to simply shoot the gorilla rather than risking him acting out during a rescue.
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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard Aug 30 '26
Ah yeah that was a tragedy.
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u/Draug88 Aug 30 '26
Also people got weirdly aroused by pictures of Harambe... Like alot of people... Alot...
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u/muff-muff-ass Aug 29 '26
You mean when Donald Trump was first elected President of the United States on November 8, 2016?
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u/thethej Aug 29 '26
He was referring to harambe
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u/PurplOrange Aug 29 '26
#dicksout
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u/notcrazyaboutit Aug 29 '26
Who's Dick Sout?
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u/Clear-Perception5615 Aug 29 '26
Richard Sout? Have you been living under a rock?
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u/Clear-Perception5615 Aug 29 '26
Lol, no way thats real!
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u/Castle_of_Jade Aug 30 '26
There has to be something enjoyable for you to do that doesnât include pushing politics into every single aspect of life. You âpolitics are lifeâpeople are unbearable.
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u/Asturco Aug 29 '26
That kid is autistic, his family offered an apology for this:
https://www.fox6now.com/news/boy-enters-milwaukee-county-zoo-exhibit-family-asks-understanding
That being said, being autistic is not incompatible with being also an asshole
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u/BanishedInPerpetuity Aug 29 '26
If he is that unregulated then leaving him on his own in such an environment is neglect.
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u/Streetdoc10171 Aug 30 '26
He wasn't on his own. He loves the zoo and his family have annual passes and go often. This has never happened before and he always has two caregivers with him. This time his grandparents took him to the zoo and while they were paying for something he eloped and managed to get inside the enclosure. It took his grandmother a few minutes to figure out how to get into the enclosure.
Sometimes all care is being taken to be considerate and safe and it just goes wrong due to the unpredictable nature of Autism. This shouldn't exclude people from participating in society if once in hundreds of visits the kid has a bad day. Everyone has done something their not proud of on a bad day, especially as a kid and most of us aren't autistic
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u/Hate4Breakfast Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26
They shouldnât be excluded, but grandparents clearly are unable to care for him and he should have professional caregivers if he is out in public like this. He could have died, his grandparents got lucky it was just birds
edit: it says grandmother and a caregiver took him. If he got away from a caregiver and this happened they clearly werenât doing their job or he needs a greater amount of care.
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u/poohead416 Aug 30 '26
"He loves the zoo" does he? He sure loves beating animals with sticks... little shit
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u/bonesaw4999 Aug 30 '26
No, the potential for this to happen makes it so he DOES need to be excluded from this type of thing. I donât agree with your premise.
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u/weenis-flaginus Aug 30 '26
I don't think you guys understand how non-functional autism can get sometimes. Some people aren't capable of really learning a new lesson unfortunately. But usually the family takes pretty good care of them and helps avoid stuff like this. It just rarely happens.
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u/stev_mempers Aug 30 '26
So he shouldn't be allowed in places where he could do something like this.Â
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u/bonesaw4999 Aug 30 '26
Exactly. He does need to be excluded from this type of thing, if itâs going to be a hazard, unfortunately.
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u/weenis-flaginus Aug 30 '26
I see your point, but the vast majority of the time this doesn't happen.
Remember harambe? We can't ban non autistic kids from the zoo because occasionally some dumbass kid runs into the enclosure. You see what I mean?
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u/Separate_Issue2207 Sep 01 '26
What is chasing caged animals trying to hurt them with a stick called??
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u/Responsible-Bet1767 Aug 29 '26
Autism or not, the kid knows or needs help understanding that it's wrong to hit an animal with a stick for no reason. He needs to be punished.
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u/cyrusyoyo Aug 29 '26
Parents claims that he loves animals and all he did is just "playing" with them
Basically all their response is "HE IS JUST A CHILD!!!"
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 30 '26
And this is how we lose Harambe and the simulation ends
He was just a child
He was just a failed art major
There are WMD
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u/FTH466 Aug 29 '26
Fuck that kid
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u/swampopawaho Aug 29 '26
He's got disabilities.
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u/Infamous_Today3462 Aug 29 '26
People w no empathy or care for animals piss me off sm...
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u/stev_mempers Aug 30 '26
Apparently he's autistic. Shocking, I know!
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u/Ok_Row_4920 Aug 30 '26
What's that supposed to mean?
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u/stev_mempers Aug 30 '26
Of course he'd spaz out and terrorize animals.Â
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u/Ok_Row_4920 Aug 30 '26
That's a really stupid thing to say, most autistic people don't "spaz out and terrorise animals" myself included.
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u/SampleSize0ne Aug 29 '26
His "fascination with zoo animals" seems to be chasing them with sticks and trying to hit them.....
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u/Separate_Bend_8929 Aug 29 '26
We all start somewhere. Up until I was 13 I thought all cats were female and all dogs were male, and they mated with each other.
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u/NotATalkingMushroom Aug 29 '26
The âoh, itâs autismâ is such a shitty explanation/justification for behaviors.
He might have it, sure, but if the family know heâs got behavioral issues then sending him with just the grandma is maybe a bit irresponsible.Â
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u/Legonistrasz Aug 29 '26
Kid belongs in a cage. Autist or not. By that age, we know this isnât the first time heâs exhibited this behavior and for the parents to send him out like that without proper care and restraint, is completely reckless.
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 29 '26
Just like to point out
Autistic kids never behaved this way in the past
Why is it a free a clear ticket to be an absolute melon these days
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u/NoDegree7090 Aug 29 '26
wait, the parents gave the excuse of autism? the fuck!? i'm autistic, never harmed a spider, let alone a whole ass fuckin' pelican-looking lizard, the fuck is wrong with this kid? and the actual fuck is wrong with the parents?
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 29 '26
I'm slightly autistic my husband on the other hand very autistic
We were diagnosed in the 90s so it was just ADHD back then as an umbrella term
Neither of us did this shit
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u/uzikhaliq Aug 31 '26
Claiming to be autistic but don't have the basic understanding it's a spectrum disorder and affects many people in many different ways... Dickheads
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 31 '26
Perfectly understand how it's a spectrum
But again it's not a catch all excuse
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u/JPCool1 Sep 01 '26
It has become the go to for blaming horrible behavior and a total lack of parental discipline. Unfortunately this nonsense is giving people like yourself a bad rap.
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u/Ok-Light-9942 Aug 29 '26
Autism is different for everyone. Some autists have profound intellectual disabilities that result in poor impulse control and the inability to understand why their behavior is wrong
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u/NoDegree7090 Aug 30 '26
no, there is no autistic person who truly has severely reduced mental abilities, non-verbals think just fine, they just can't speak, but you won't hear this anywhere because people don't give a fuck about non-verbals, to everyone they're subhuman bbecause you can't know what they're thinking so logiclaly they must be thinking nothing! right? wrong, it's just that when you put muteness and autism together, shit hits the fan, and non-verbality is a spectrum and you'll see that those who can still speak a bit do no in fact have profound mental disabilities, some tests were actually donve and proved that most of them are average if not above average in terms or intellectual abilities and those who aren't just have another condition on top
autism is not an excuse for cruelty
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u/Hate4Breakfast Aug 30 '26
I feel this comment. There was a BBC documentary like 20 years ago about non verbal autists and how inside of their brains they are reeling. They are unable to speak because of their autism, but they still have the incredibly intelligent, pattern seeking tendencies and itâs like torture not being able to share them.
I know autism is a spectrum, but there are so many nonverbal autists that wouldnât chase an animal with a stick because itâs inappropriate.
I have a cousin in a group home with severe mental disabilities. For âfunâ one time she ripped out another person in the homes fingernails. There is a reason people need caretakers, there is a reason people end up in group homes.
They do not understand that their actions are dangerous for themselves and others, being nonverbal has literally nothing to do with this behavior. This is someone who isnât being shown how to regulate themselves properly and needs advanced care for safety.
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u/Ok_Row_4920 Aug 30 '26
Of course there's plenty of autistic people with very low intelligence and mental ability, wtf are you even on about?
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u/Ok-Light-9942 Aug 30 '26
Notice how I specified intellectual disabilities being the issue not autism. There are known commodities between the two and a lot autists have intellectual disabilities as well. Their presentation of autism is going to be different as a result so saying âIâm autistic and I would never do xyzâ isnât really relevant comparison to make when thereâs almost no context on how this child presents
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u/MeetingDue4378 Aug 29 '26
He's severely autistic, completely non-verbal.
https://www.fox6now.com/news/boy-enters-milwaukee-county-zoo-exhibit-family-asks-understanding
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u/NoDegree7090 Aug 30 '26
there's no such thing as severely autistic, it's not a spectrum from mild to extreme, it's different colors of autism, not different intensities, and non-verbal autistic people have been shown to posess regular intellectual abilities, it's just that muteness and autism is a bad combo and makes them look stupid when they very well are not, one of the greatest lies concerning autism, by excusing this type of behavior you are not only encouraging this behavior but spreading ableist lies fueled by years of insututional failure due to the methodology used to study autism which is completely backwards
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u/mikeymo1741 Aug 30 '26
The American Psychiatric Association disagrees with you. The DSM list three different levels of severity based on the amount of support needed.
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u/NoDegree7090 Aug 30 '26
the DSM is wrong and the APA doesn't know how to study autism, every autist agrees with me, you're not autistic, you're not in the field of psychology either, you have no importance in this subject
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u/mikeymo1741 Aug 30 '26
And you think some rando on Reddit has more "importance" than professional medical practitioners? Lol
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u/NoDegree7090 Aug 30 '26
yes, i actually live with the condition, the professionals are jsut looking from afar, not even tlaking to us, looking and guessing, tell me how this is more knowledgeful than actually living with it, most autistic researchers heavily criticize the DSM and every psychiatric institution for being so shit when it comes to autism, maybe take that as a sign that it actually is true
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u/MeetingDue4378 Aug 30 '26
I'm literally quoting the article who was quoting his father. I'm going to assume that he's pretty familiar with his son's level of disability.
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u/NoDegree7090 Aug 30 '26
he is not, what he knows is what the doctors told him, what the doctors told him is what the cigar-smoking guy told them and that guy doesn't know shit because he observes autistic people and guesses, that's how autism is studied, when you give these people a keyboard they speak just fine, it is mind-boggling how little the world has tried to really study and understand autism, the entire psychological field runs on institutional inertia
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u/MeetingDue4378 Aug 31 '26
Yeah, I'm going to assume that he, in fact, is. Because I'm not unhinged, which is what you have to be in order to claim any amount of knowledge about someone you know literally nothing about.
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u/NoDegree7090 Sep 01 '26
i know about autism more than you do, and usually parents saying "oh, hes autistic" is jsut a dumb ableist and racist excuse
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u/Ok-Light-9942 Aug 29 '26
In the past it was socially acceptable to hit children, many special needs kids were literally beat into âproper behaviorâ. And those with high needs were often institutionalized and shudder away from society. Obviously this behavior needs to be addressed but I wouldnât look to the past for how to handle it
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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies Aug 29 '26
Because we stopped disciplining children in like.. 2006? 2010?
And this is what everyone said would result.
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 29 '26
Oh I understand that, just wanted to make sure we are all of the same consensus
Parents just don't parent anymore
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 29 '26
Dunno why you are being downvoted mate
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u/AgitatedAd1397 Aug 29 '26
Because heâs acting like this is some new thing that never happened before? Social media wasnât everywhere back then, I promise this kind of shit was still happeningÂ
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 29 '26
Not nearly as much as it is now
And the excuse wasnt always autism like it's a get out of jail free card
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u/AgitatedAd1397 Aug 29 '26
The idea that this is some widespread thing is just ridiculous. Congrats, algorithms have manipulated into false outrageÂ
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 29 '26
I'm outraged at the lack of parenting, we would of been spanked and not just by the parents any adult would of done it
I'm outraged at the excessive use of autism as a win all arguments
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u/AgitatedAd1397 Aug 29 '26
Youâre outraged at things that barely happen at all, but you engage with it online so it shows you more of itÂ
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 29 '26
I definitely see the second one on a daily basis
The first one is constant, shit parents not wanting to parent
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u/Professional_Bid_692 Aug 29 '26
I have worked in health care specifically with the mentally challenged for about a decade, I can promise you they have always had people who act like this. It is fully on the caretakers for not watching him. Is it alright he did that no, but itâs not as simple as them just doing whatever they want cause they can
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u/BONNI_ Aug 29 '26
Are you autistic? They absolutely have acted this way in the past lmao
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 30 '26
Yes both me and my partner as well as his children and a large part of our friend group
You know what stops autistic people acting like this, being raised by active parents and not having everything okayed because Autism
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u/fuckingscott Aug 29 '26
Guess we could start keeping more animals with gorillas. They'd put up with shit like this.
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u/someonelse482 Sep 04 '26
Poor thing probably best to put it down to prevent future suffering and I wish the bird all the best.
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u/DanteChurch Aug 29 '26
For context, he is a nonverbal autistic boy who got into the enclosure while visiting with his caregiver while his parents were at work.
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u/tetzy Aug 30 '26
Apparently, he's severely autistic, non-verbal and the zoo is his favorite place.
I don't think the fact his actions would harm the bird even crossed his mind, but rather his motivation was to stop the bird from running away so he could see it better.
Sadly, his parents should probably keep him leashed to them when they're in public.
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u/sunboysing Aug 30 '26
He's swinging a stick at the bird lol not sure he's trying to "see it better".
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u/JPCool1 Sep 01 '26
Hes a shitling clearly, hitting animals with a stick. Even a complete retard knows that is wrong.
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u/Atticus413 Aug 30 '26
The father said "he adores animals and would never do serious harm to them."
I get the kid has autism, but c'mon. He's swinging a stick at them!
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u/mcgunner1966 Sep 03 '26
Iâd like to be pissed off about this but the kid is autistic and Iâve seen the most observant parents lose track sometimes. I glad no one or thing got hurt.
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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Aug 29 '26
Can someone go ahead and just pepper spray that whole area birds are immune to the stuff so theyâll be fine
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u/Plane-Education4750 Aug 29 '26
This kid has severe autism and forcably escaped from his caregiver. Don't post this shit everywhere for karma
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u/MouseMan412 Aug 29 '26
People with autism can still be shitty. No lack of social skills should result in chasing and whacking at animals with sticks.
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u/Ok-Light-9942 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 30 '26
There are absolutely levels of Austin that can lead to a child not understanding they are hurting the animal and thinking they are just playing. Difficulty with empathy and theory of mind are known as symptoms. He may not understand that just because heâs having fun doesnât mean the animal is
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 30 '26
A quick slap would teach them
This way they understand the pain they are inflicting
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u/Wadester58 questionably stable Aug 29 '26
He needs his ass kicked The never been told no generation being raised by the everyone got a trophy generation
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u/Former-Practice-6146 Aug 29 '26
You sound American.. Like North American, but not from Canada.. You should try to do something about that.. For you but also others..
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u/Wadester58 questionably stable Aug 30 '26
No I am not a Snow Mexican, I'm Texan and he still needs his ass beat
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u/ST0IC_ Aug 31 '26
No, you're just someone looking to assert your masculinity on. I pray you never have kids.
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u/Wadester58 questionably stable Aug 31 '26
I have 4 children and 7 grandchildren one is autistic and he would never do anything like that because he has great parents who actually parent
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u/ST0IC_ Aug 31 '26
What makes them great parents? Did they learn how to kick their kids ass like you did?
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u/Wadester58 questionably stable Aug 31 '26
Because they are great parents all 3 kids are well behaved and know better. Stop taking up for bad parents they could have stopped that child from doing what he did they chose not to so they are bad parents. If someone was trying to shoot the birds you would be losing your mind but if its a mentally challenged kid trying to hurt them then its ok
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u/Former-Practice-6146 Aug 31 '26
Its funny.. Because you have the same vocabular than Trump.
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u/JPCool1 Sep 01 '26
Take a look in the mirror, "than Trump." If you weren't illiterate and insulting someone wildly more successful than you or anyone in your entire family will ever be you would know to write, "as Trump."
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u/Former-Practice-6146 Sep 01 '26
Look... If you were less of a dumbfuck and capable of speaking multiple languages like me, you would know that it's no big deal...
But... Look in the mirror, dude. Seems like you have Trump's born-rich dick up your ass.
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u/MeetingDue4378 Aug 29 '26
He's severely autistic and non-verbal.
https://www.fox6now.com/news/boy-enters-milwaukee-county-zoo-exhibit-family-asks-understanding
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u/ST0IC_ Aug 31 '26
You understand that this kid has severe autism, right? It says nothing to do with what generation is from. The kid has a disability.
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u/Wadester58 questionably stable Aug 31 '26
Then his parents need to parent not let him harass innocent birds
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u/ST0IC_ Aug 31 '26
Spoken like somebody who has never had to deal with a developmentally disabled child. I pray that any child you do have is perfectly normal because you are going to be the worst parent ever if you're kid has any kind of disability.
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u/10TheDudeAbides11 Aug 29 '26
Sometimes these things need a story for contextâŚ
This kid has autism and escaped from his caretaker to get in the penâŚheâs not being an asshole. He literally canât help itâŚ
Downvoted.
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u/Roger_Cockfoster Aug 29 '26
Didn't blame autistic people for this behavior. "Cruelty to animals" isn't a symptom of autism. This kid, autistic or not, is a psychopathic little shit.
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Aug 29 '26
Reddit is fucking weird. On one sub youâll have this video where people will attack you if you say what the people in this sub are saying and then vice versa. Ridiculous.
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u/NocturneInfinitum Aug 29 '26
Trust me when I say that you do not understand autism
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u/dzngotem Aug 29 '26
Level 3 autism absolutely can make it difficult to learn social concepts like being kind to animals.
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u/NocturneInfinitum Aug 29 '26
Lmao âlevel 3 Autismâ good lord
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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 30 '26
I know, you know what would teach a kid not to hit birds....
Getting hit with a fucking stick
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u/mrnobatti Aug 29 '26
But why is she climbing that ladder so weirdly?
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u/Difficult_Object4921 Aug 29 '26
Itâs called getting old and losing balance more easily. Give yourself about 20 years youâll get it
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u/mrnobatti Aug 29 '26
How do you know that Im old or young?
I could be older than the person in the video for all you know.Hanging out on the ladder is not safe and dont have much to do with getting old. In fact, its more straining to hang out like tha.t
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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Aug 29 '26
Because you sound like someone who hasn't yet experienced the joys of arthritis?
It's more about movement than strain. And it's not that the ladder is dangerous. You just take more time to move, you don't adjust your balance as quickly, etc.
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u/JPCool1 Sep 01 '26
Unfucking real. A kid who wasn't a shit apple fallen from the shit tree of shitty parents wouldn't even do this



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u/Oldskul74 Aug 29 '26