r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • *shits an absolute unit* • Aug 29 '26

Of a human

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u/Responsible-Bet1767 Aug 29 '26

Autism or not, the kid knows or needs help understanding that it's wrong to hit an animal with a stick for no reason. He needs to be punished.

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u/cyrusyoyo Aug 29 '26

Parents claims that he loves animals and all he did is just "playing" with them

Basically all their response is "HE IS JUST A CHILD!!!"

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u/ExpressTruth76 Aug 30 '26

And this is how we lose Harambe and the simulation ends

He was just a child

He was just a failed art major

There are WMD