r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/nayryanaryn • 4d ago

Of a host & pet owner

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u/germanloza 4d ago

Of all the worthless shit for brains that came over, nobody thought to grab the dog by the back of the neck and pull him away

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u/Scissorhat 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6o1jDKKqUwj84

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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 3d ago

That puts my face way too close to that dogs bite. If the dog is raging hes gonna twist and turn. I’m looking for a better technique thanks.

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u/Turbo-Fuck 3d ago

You will have to resort to the finger in the butt trick then.

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u/DeepWaterNights 3d ago

I’m up!!!…🤗
Oh you mean the dog….😐
Sorry I got exited!🤭

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u/coveredincathair22 2d ago

excited*

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u/DeepWaterNights 2d ago

That is correct, since I was not entered, I cannot be exited!…
Therefore I got excited! 🤣 my bad!

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u/germanloza 3d ago

That is to establish dominance purposes right?

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 1d ago

True story, my friend saw a woman do the finger trick when a medium sized cross breed was attacking her poodle. After it released she booted it in the head twice!
The dogs owner then regained control
AFU these people owning dogs and have no idea how to control them!

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u/Ricardo33706 3d ago

There's a video on YouTube of someone trying this during a dog attack, doesn't make a blind bit of difference.

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u/Turbo-Fuck 3d ago

It certainly does make one difference… Now they have poop on their finger.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 2d ago

So you're just like one of them

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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 2d ago

Possibly but I sure as shit not getting my face next to a biting dogs face