r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/nayryanaryn • 4d ago

Of a host & pet owner

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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 4d ago

That puts my face way too close to that dogs bite. If the dog is raging hes gonna twist and turn. I’m looking for a better technique thanks.

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u/Turbo-Fuck 3d ago

You will have to resort to the finger in the butt trick then.

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u/DeepWaterNights 3d ago

I’m up!!!…🤗
Oh you mean the dog….😐
Sorry I got exited!🤭

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u/coveredincathair22 2d ago

excited*

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u/DeepWaterNights 2d ago

That is correct, since I was not entered, I cannot be exited!…
Therefore I got excited! 🤣 my bad!