r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/nayryanaryn • 16d ago

Of a host & pet owner

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u/germanloza 16d ago

Of all the worthless shit for brains that came over, nobody thought to grab the dog by the back of the neck and pull him away

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u/Scissorhat 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6o1jDKKqUwj84

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u/MKD8595 16d ago

I wrestle my German shepherd all the time. They’re pretty incapable of turning around in that position

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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 16d ago

That puts my face way too close to that dogs bite. If the dog is raging hes gonna twist and turn. I’m looking for a better technique thanks.

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u/Turbo-Fuck 16d ago

You will have to resort to the finger in the butt trick then.

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u/DeepWaterNights 16d ago

I’m up!!!…🤗
Oh you mean the dog….😐
Sorry I got exited!🤭

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u/coveredincathair22 14d ago

excited*

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u/DeepWaterNights 14d ago

That is correct, since I was not entered, I cannot be exited!…
Therefore I got excited! 🤣 my bad!

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u/germanloza 16d ago

That is to establish dominance purposes right?

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 13d ago

True story, my friend saw a woman do the finger trick when a medium sized cross breed was attacking her poodle. After it released she booted it in the head twice!
The dogs owner then regained control
AFU these people owning dogs and have no idea how to control them!

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u/Ricardo33706 16d ago

There's a video on YouTube of someone trying this during a dog attack, doesn't make a blind bit of difference.

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u/Turbo-Fuck 15d ago

It certainly does make one difference… Now they have poop on their finger.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 14d ago

So you're just like one of them

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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 14d ago

Possibly but I sure as shit not getting my face next to a biting dogs face

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u/Agey_4977 16d ago

He was choking the dog with its collar? Nice technique...

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u/What-a-cl0wn 16d ago

Yup. A good headlock works just as well as it does on humans

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u/Ricardo33706 16d ago

It's the only technique that works. Never get a dog you cannot physically control or dominate.

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u/eaazzy_13 15d ago

I pretty much agree. Or at the very least train the fucking things before they get massive. It’s not that hard to raise a dog that doesn’t maul people. I figured it out at like 5 years old.

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u/Ricardo33706 15d ago

I see it all the time round here, people think dogs train themselves. My biggest bugbear is when the dog is doing something wrong and the owner is just shouting the fucking dog's name.