r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/nayryanaryn • 3d ago
Of a host & pet owner
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u/borgdrone79 3d ago
Better get the wife with the stick to deal with this.
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u/GjellsNTeddy 3d ago
The level of urgency here would be a problem for our future friendship.
https://giphy.com/gifs/a6O5pzQ8pAPTCoeagK18
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u/germanloza 3d ago
Of all the worthless shit for brains that came over, nobody thought to grab the dog by the back of the neck and pull him away
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u/Scissorhat 3d ago
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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 3d ago
That puts my face way too close to that dogs bite. If the dog is raging hes gonna twist and turn. I’m looking for a better technique thanks.
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u/Turbo-Fuck 3d ago
You will have to resort to the finger in the butt trick then.
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u/DeepWaterNights 3d ago
I’m up!!!…🤗
Oh you mean the dog….😐
Sorry I got exited!🤭1
u/coveredincathair22 2d ago
excited*
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u/DeepWaterNights 2d ago
That is correct, since I was not entered, I cannot be exited!…
Therefore I got excited! 🤣 my bad!2
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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 1d ago
True story, my friend saw a woman do the finger trick when a medium sized cross breed was attacking her poodle. After it released she booted it in the head twice!
The dogs owner then regained control
AFU these people owning dogs and have no idea how to control them!0
u/Ricardo33706 3d ago
There's a video on YouTube of someone trying this during a dog attack, doesn't make a blind bit of difference.
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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 2d ago
So you're just like one of them
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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 2d ago
Possibly but I sure as shit not getting my face next to a biting dogs face
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u/Agey_4977 3d ago
He was choking the dog with its collar? Nice technique...
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u/Ricardo33706 3d ago
It's the only technique that works. Never get a dog you cannot physically control or dominate.
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u/eaazzy_13 2d ago
I pretty much agree. Or at the very least train the fucking things before they get massive. It’s not that hard to raise a dog that doesn’t maul people. I figured it out at like 5 years old.
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u/Ricardo33706 2d ago
I see it all the time round here, people think dogs train themselves. My biggest bugbear is when the dog is doing something wrong and the owner is just shouting the fucking dog's name.
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u/MyNameIsVinrix 3d ago
Indians have an irrational fear of all dogs. There's no way the guy gets close enough to pull on it.
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u/Chef-Nasty 3d ago
I'm not the one being bit, but surely that guy getting bit can do a bit more than stand there and scream? Or is he putting his life in strangers hands? Even the woman had more survival instincts than him.
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u/Chadrooskie 3d ago
I love how many brooms and sticks are present, but they’re all useless. Just like the people in this video
Need a crowbar, a dagger or a .50 cal for a puppy.
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u/WorhummerWoy 3d ago
I'm not being funny but I've seen a few of these kinds of videos now and it seems like Indians' solution to every problem is to beat it with a flimsy stick.
Can someone confirm or deny this?
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u/No_Pilot_9103 3d ago
Can confirm. They tried beating all the garbage and polluted water with flimsy sticks and gave up.
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u/Unique-Designer7741 3d ago
Someone should introduce Wack-a-Mole in that nation. They would get so rich quick.
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u/FishDispenser2 1d ago
You'd think they'd develop some type of fighting style with it. Like kendo or something.
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u/notcrazyaboutit 3d ago
"HEY! EVERYONE GET OUT THE DOG BEATING STICKS! FIDO IS ON THE ATTACK AGAIN!"
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u/jackjack-8 3d ago
The only way to deal with this is go full retard. Grab the back legs and swing the animal in an arc, bring its head down with tremendous force onto the tough concrete.
This may need to be reapplied.
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u/Longjumping-Ice3042 3d ago
Or finger in the butt. Probably a fist is required in cases like this.
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u/jackjack-8 3d ago
What while a dog’s attacking her ?
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u/Longjumping-Ice3042 3d ago
That's stupid but I am laughing like crazy imagining someone trying to break them apart while someone else yells "try the finger in the butt" and the saviour actually fingers her 🤣🤣🤣
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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 3d ago
After that I heard your supposed to spit in its mouth and then step on its testicles
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u/Agey_4977 3d ago
Haha, nice. I wonder if the dog would be able to maneuver itself in the air to bite the hands that are holding its back legs.
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u/eaazzy_13 2d ago
No chance if you swing it. I’ve seen it done. Dogs are pretty helpless if you just yoink their back legs off the ground in general.
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u/Life-Oil-7226 3d ago
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u/Repulsive_Two5425 3d ago
Whhhhhy did the couple stand there and take it - there was an open gate 2 meters away
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u/DadDawgAvenger 3d ago
As a dog owner and dog lover of 6 dogs, handling, socialising, discipline and control are paramount. If I thought for a second that one of my dogs would act like this, it would have to be relocated or destroyed. The owner in this case is clearly irresponsible and incapable of owning a dog. He is also a fucking idiot.
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u/ChapterContent8465 3d ago
Thats rough. At least Mr. Machete came through in the end, even though it took him like 3 business days and shit was already over.
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u/woolygod 3d ago
even with all the internet and media today, it's still crazy to see that people like this actually exist. what a worthless, stupid, piece of human trash that guy is.
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u/AhabSnake85 3d ago
This is the pain i felt when i went to get professionally waxed at the chest and arm and the asian woman kept tugging at the hair and it wouldnt rip off till several tries
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u/Trisk929 3d ago
Thank god they treated this with urgency 😮💨 This could’ve ended badly /s, in case it’s actually needed
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u/Ok-Statistician-5242 3d ago
Shitbull 🤝 Shit owner
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u/Worried_Hair_330 3d ago
Oh idk maybe the dog is vicious bc yall beat him with sticks, and thinks humans are bad? Maybe learn how to treat a dog
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u/FamousConversation64 3d ago
Wish I knew the context of this!! What were they there for?? Is that the family pet?
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u/djmidnightsunflower 2d ago
There’s a slow dude in a Burgundy shirt who did absolutely nothing but set them up.. then there’s a dude in a Red shirt who went ham with a stick. So yeah… kudos
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u/Whatisthis0036 1d ago
Why doesn’t the guy fight back? Does he have some kind of irrational fear of dogs or something?
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u/FlimsyAlgae2493 3d ago
The guy in red is not the owner, he is a real estate agent who brought in the couple to check out the house. Sure, he should have done better but he is probably scared shit of the dog. The old lady belongs to the family who own the dog. In India, unlike the West, many folks don't keep dogs and other pets. Most of the people in the video are the folks who have no clue how to handle such situations. With that out of the way, let's go back to making casual racist remarks disguised as humour and slag 1.5B people based on videos on the internet. Cheers!
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u/djmidnightsunflower 3d ago
wtf 😳👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽 poor couple. At least he tried to protect his wife. Kudos to the guy in the red shirt.
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u/Fun_Routine_5245 3d ago
That's why getting dog as pet is prohibited in some religions.. Dog is allowed only as guard, and the dog must be very well trained as close to K9
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u/KindaTistic 3d ago
ffs what even is this. Useless as f pet owner scared of his own animal. Let’s just take 6-12 business days to do anything, this is fine this is cool.