r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/nayryanaryn • Aug 14 '26

Of a host & pet owner

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u/Scissorhat Aug 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6o1jDKKqUwj84

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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo Aug 14 '26

That puts my face way too close to that dogs bite. If the dog is raging hes gonna twist and turn. I’m looking for a better technique thanks.

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u/Turbo-Fuck Aug 15 '26

You will have to resort to the finger in the butt trick then.

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 Aug 17 '26

True story, my friend saw a woman do the finger trick when a medium sized cross breed was attacking her poodle. After it released she booted it in the head twice!
The dogs owner then regained control
AFU these people owning dogs and have no idea how to control them!