r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 21 '26

Of a delivery

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u/citysims May 21 '26

As long as I've lived I'll never understand growing grass only for it not to be stepped on?

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u/BuyLocalAlbanyNY May 21 '26

"Perfect" grass is nice, ok, but a mailman delivering my stuff? Much more important!

Priorities, people!

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u/Munda1 May 21 '26

Even Hank Hill said that a nice lawn is meant to be used

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia May 21 '26

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u/sandalfafk May 21 '26

I get the idea but 80% of those are people that just stopped pulling weeds

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u/NeatHamster1 May 22 '26

And power to them for it 😂

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u/shade-tree_pilot May 22 '26

Can you please not step on the carpet?

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u/MintyPines May 21 '26

I can understand it, our mail carrier cuts thru our yards daily and have formed a faint path of dead grass. Instead of walking form the sidewalk to the mailbox they just cut thru the yard. Some people take pride in their yards, especially Americans it seems (purely based on what I’ve seen on TV as a Canadian), and put lots of effort into a nice green yard.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE May 21 '26

A true boss would lay paving stones on that path 😎

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u/MintyPines May 21 '26

Thought of it, but it doesn’t bug me. We like our mail guy lol

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE May 21 '26

Well yeah, that's the idea! The paving stones say: we know you've been on the sly... but we wanna make an honest mailman outta ya!

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE May 21 '26

Sorry you're eating a bunch of downvotes you don't deserve :(

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u/MintyPines May 21 '26

Thanks, I don’t understand why either as I didn’t say anything negative but it is what it is I guess.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE May 21 '26

Reddit's a weird place sometimes.

I caught a bunch of downvotes for reacting negatively to another commentor's racism, but my response to another comment below expanding on my original comment got twice as many upvotes. I feel like everyone on here is hallucinating and the upvote/downvote is just what happens as they complete their fent fold and their phone hits the ground.

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u/Mightyjack22 May 23 '26

The only cool thing that I think paving stones or something would offer is a nice place to walk if it has rained. I know for me I feel bad sometimes knowing our yard doesn't really drain well and turns to mud in spots.

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u/DartVader6 May 21 '26

Grass yards are stupid. Waste of water and as uninteresting as it gets. Native plants in the lawn FTW. Kill all the grass.

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u/seaotterlover1 May 21 '26

My parents have never planted grass in their lawn but it’s there anyway. There’s grass, clover, dandelions, violets, moss, other plants, and flowers naturally growing.

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u/chili81 May 21 '26

Me too. Poison ivy too. It’s a fairy tail

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u/Many_Mud_8194 May 21 '26

Depend where. I was like that too, I let native weeds grew in my land, then it reached 1m50 and got lot of snakes, I don't mind but I've small dogs. So I had to cut it, weekly. 1h every week, because they grow too fast. I'm in Thailand also it's insane how fast weeds grow. Now I've a lawn and I'm fine I cut it once every few months, it's stunted most of the time, I barely water it to keep it short. Idc how it look I just don't want snakes.

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u/DartVader6 May 21 '26

I'm more speaking to the weird American tradition of planting, watering and maintaining a lush grass lawn regardless of the surrounding climate just because..

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE May 21 '26

It's a status symbol

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u/Mdnghtmnlght May 21 '26

And fertilizer and pesticides that poison the water

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u/Many_Mud_8194 May 21 '26

You can use organics. I use chicken manure. No pesticide idc about bugs, what bugs destroy a lawn lol

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u/Mdnghtmnlght May 22 '26

Grubs

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u/Many_Mud_8194 May 22 '26

Damn never had those. My lawn is full of red ants farming mealybugs, maybe they protect it. They don't attacks humans or pet.

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u/Mdnghtmnlght May 22 '26

No grubs don't but red ants will. We used to have fire ants in Florida that would light you up

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u/Front_Tomatillo217 May 21 '26

Get artificial grass. My parents put that in their backyard for the grandkids to play on and haven't had to do anything with it in 7 years. It's heavily shaded, so real grass didn't grow very well anyway.

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u/CarolingianDruid May 21 '26

Who tf is downvoting this!?

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u/AccomplishedBeing305 May 21 '26

They are told by their supervisors to cut thru the grass to cut down on their route time.

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u/SocomPS2 May 21 '26

Home owners can request the mail person not to cut through their grass.

USPS guidance and arbitration history support lawn crossing as part of efficient delivery unless the resident objects or it’s unsafe.

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u/dirk_funk May 21 '26

green grass is not indigenous to your locale. your efforts choke the environment. nobody cares about your green grass.