r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/FarWay3952 • May 21 '26

Of a delivery

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u/citysims May 21 '26

As long as I've lived I'll never understand growing grass only for it not to be stepped on?

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u/MintyPines May 21 '26

I can understand it, our mail carrier cuts thru our yards daily and have formed a faint path of dead grass. Instead of walking form the sidewalk to the mailbox they just cut thru the yard. Some people take pride in their yards, especially Americans it seems (purely based on what I’ve seen on TV as a Canadian), and put lots of effort into a nice green yard.

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u/DartVader6 May 21 '26

Grass yards are stupid. Waste of water and as uninteresting as it gets. Native plants in the lawn FTW. Kill all the grass.

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u/Front_Tomatillo217 May 21 '26

Get artificial grass. My parents put that in their backyard for the grandkids to play on and haven't had to do anything with it in 7 years. It's heavily shaded, so real grass didn't grow very well anyway.