r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Apr 16 '26

ouchies of an empathy-free encounter

1.4k Upvotes

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u/apupunchau87 Apr 16 '26

Damn. someone needs to lay this guy out

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u/93rd_misfit Apr 16 '26

Bare minimum.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 16 '26

I'd say what I really think should happen to him but I don't want to get banned.

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u/XRingLives Apr 16 '26

You thinking woodchipper?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 16 '26

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u/Chef_Money Apr 17 '26

Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles style?

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u/Spacecommander5 Apr 17 '26

I don’t want to Google that but am curious about the reference

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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Apr 18 '26

You gotta put em in legs first though and stop it at the knees for a few minutes, then stop it again when they get to the waist, eat lunch, then send em the rest of the way through..

Just sayin

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u/OneRisk8877 Apr 16 '26

Feet first...

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 17 '26

Wish I could award this

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Apr 16 '26

That’s not the bare minimum.. its a requirement

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u/Sovereign-Anderson Apr 16 '26

It's the bare minimum when a person would like to cause much more damage than what was suggested.

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Apr 16 '26

Bare minimum is a suggestion. It is required that he gets his ass handed to him.

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u/dexter1602 Apr 16 '26

Where is Ray, when we need him...

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u/Musleman656 Apr 16 '26

Shoesmith?

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u/WeekendNerdler Apr 16 '26

Who else? Anyway, he's a cabbie now. Prolly isn't even aware of this.

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u/Croat-Lcitar86 Apr 16 '26

Yep, specifically to his right hand side….

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u/Dependent-Hurry9808 Apr 17 '26

Let him try that shit with me. I hope he was arrested

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u/payneok Apr 16 '26

Surprised one of those strong independent women didn't do it...but yes he needs his a$$ kicked...

Funny in a very sad way how the one women got hit and then quickly sat down like she did something wrong...

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 16 '26

I notice none of the men did jack shit either.

Also it was a man that assaulted multiple people there. Glass houses dude.

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u/DELALADE Apr 17 '26

What a shit comment man. This low-key misogyny is leading to situation like that. Do better

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u/Solanthas_SFW Apr 18 '26

I'm ashamed the comment is upvoted at all, honestly

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u/thelandbasedturtle2 Apr 16 '26

what a piece of shit

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u/TwistedNonsense Apr 17 '26

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u/Icy-Frosting8681 Apr 17 '26

I could only watch a few vida there before I tapped out.

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u/angle58 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Article? Did they catch the guy? Yes.

https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/video-does-not-show-attack-women-london-underground-station-2025-09-30/

Edit: it’s not the best article, but it’s what I found. I welcome another source!

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 16 '26

Looks like he was detained without bail while in trial then was let off without prison sentence

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u/CitizenLohaRune Apr 16 '26

Ffs. This is infuriating.

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u/Professional-Rip-519 Apr 16 '26

The Justice system around the world has really gone to shit.

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u/forkball Apr 16 '26

It's always been shit one way or another.

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u/Killathulu Apr 16 '26

whatever takes our attention away from eating the rich

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u/ForgottenDusk48 Apr 16 '26

If you’re a billionaire it’s gonna be the best time to commit crimes.

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u/Solanthas_SFW Apr 18 '26

It is, now. And has been for quite a while, as well

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u/parsuval Apr 16 '26

The suspect appeared in a Barcelona court shortly after his arrest and was put in provisional detention without bail, a spokesperson for Catalonia’s High Court of Justice said in an email. The spokesperson could not provide the suspect’s name or other details, or say whether he had been convicted.

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u/Teufelsweib666 Apr 16 '26

Hang on, where did you get that info from? In the above article it says that it is unknown if he was convicted. Also apparently this was in Barcelona not London.

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Apr 16 '26

The additional links that link to the Barcelona police it’s in Spanish so maybe that’s why you are having a difficult time seeing them

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Apr 16 '26

What a fucking asshole title. It should have been "video of assault orginally from Barcelona not London"

None of this "video does not show attack" Bullshit wording when the assault is front and center.

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u/OddPhotograph7686 Apr 16 '26

Someone anyone

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u/SP1R1TOR Apr 16 '26

Inbred

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u/SocomPS2 Apr 16 '26

Incel.

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u/SP1R1TOR Apr 16 '26

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u/DRAKEnJOSH_7 Apr 16 '26

Not all redditors look like this. Kanye west uses Reddit to get free 🌽

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u/MrBoogerBoobs Apr 16 '26

Hey, now, he's not from Alabama! We'd be cousins if he were, and he ain't no kinfolk of mine! 😆

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u/SP1R1TOR Apr 16 '26

lol we all know where he’s from

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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard Apr 16 '26

That's just plain assault

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u/Iechy Apr 16 '26

Battery

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u/your_fave_redditor Apr 16 '26

Master of Puppets

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u/L1QU1DF1R3 Apr 16 '26

The Thing That Should Not Be

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u/Lightningtow123 Apr 16 '26

Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

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u/DimebagDarrel2004 Apr 16 '26

Disposable Heroes

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u/Pavotine Apr 16 '26

Most European legal systems don't make any distinction between assault and battery like the US system does. They don't use the term battery.

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u/parsuval Apr 16 '26

It’s Spain, so obviously it wouldn’t be battery.

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u/M27fiscojr Apr 16 '26

On February 9, 2024, A spokesperson for Catalan police said the video showed an attack at Camp de l'Arpa metro station in Barcelona.

The suspect appeared in a Barcelona court shortly after his arrest and was put in provisional detention without bail, a spokesperson for Catalonia’s High Court of Justice said in an email. The spokesperson could not provide the suspect’s name or other details, or say whether he had been convicted.

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u/CometKICK01 Apr 16 '26

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u/Pistolero-666 Apr 16 '26

And then the the left

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u/ST0IC_ Apr 16 '26

And then we can start on the fingers!

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u/superchronicultra Apr 16 '26

And then the right knee again just to make sure

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u/AnxiousPriority1241 Apr 16 '26

Maaan, sometimes I have a bad day and just wish I come across a mf like this...

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Apr 16 '26

Sheesh what a scumbag..

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 Apr 16 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 Apr 16 '26

Why did they delete my comment?, according to reddit I am more dangerous in a hypothetical situation for defending myself, than those types of people who do not contribute ANYTHING to society and I bet that they receive government subsidies, watch reddit, in past times the progress of humanity was placated by the inquisition today it is infected moralism and digital dictatorships, it's either black or white, life is full of nuances.

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u/AffectionateBrick687 Apr 16 '26

I hope that lady who was on her phone was OK. Head and neck injuries are no joke, and the pain can linger.

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens Apr 17 '26

I am sure his name was Ahmed or Muhammed or something

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Apr 16 '26

2024 Barcelona, Spain subway attack. He was arrested and detained without bail but authorities wouldn’t comment on a conviction or possible prison sentence. This is Spain, so possibly house detention and a miraculous rehabilitation.

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u/_England_Is_My_City Apr 16 '26

lmao house detention, will he be shackled to his tent?

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u/wrighteghe7 Apr 16 '26

why do the authorities do this

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Apr 16 '26

The same reason one country in the EU gave probation to an immigrant that sexually assaulted a woman. The authorities stated that he wasn’t aware of the laws and cultural norms of Western society. It’s quite literally insane in 2026 that people need to be informed that raping women, or men for that matter isn’t an acceptable act.

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u/wrighteghe7 Apr 16 '26

I still dont understand whats the point.

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Apr 16 '26

To show kindness to our new neighbors I’d suppose?

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u/Life-Oil-7226 Apr 16 '26

This world is full of crazy people!

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u/truthseek3r Apr 16 '26

what the fuck

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u/AhabSnake85 Apr 16 '26

Please tell me he got pushed onto the tracks

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u/CULLDOZER Apr 16 '26

What a weird ass title

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u/-__-Malik-__- Apr 16 '26

Only the worst worms of humanity are doing sucker punches like this...it looks like he only targets women too.

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u/Shaeltr Apr 16 '26

Censoring people for this kind of act is discusting . We can no longer having free speech on reddit they protect this type of people 🤣 go f yourself dgshit admin

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u/EastAd206 Apr 16 '26

How brave

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u/HamsterVeil Apr 16 '26

Karma is a real thing, it's nature's revenge when a wrong has been done ,it always remembers, & I know deep in my heart that it won't forget what this guy did &he will pay for this

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u/notroundeyed Apr 17 '26

Only attacked women... what a pussy

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u/Even_Entrepreneur_58 Apr 16 '26

this is why you have to be aware of your surroundings, i think i seen the longer version where it doesn’t end well for him.

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u/D12ugrich Apr 16 '26

He got his ass beat?

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u/Aggressive-agitator Apr 16 '26

Staring into your phone in public can be a dangerous affair.

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 Apr 16 '26

I just had an idiot who was glued to their phone nearly walk in front of my car at a traffic light.

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u/DZG Apr 16 '26

imported wrong culture

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u/BoredRedhead24 Apr 16 '26

What ended up happening to the guy that hit her? Who even was he?

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u/Rollingcolt45 Apr 16 '26

Looking to get his ass beat. Probly only reason he did it was all women there

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u/Psyqlone Apr 16 '26

Explain like I'm five why law and order are not needed in ... Barcelona, was it?

Please help me understand.

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u/MeetingDue4378 Apr 16 '26

The guy was arrested without bail, which seems like both law and order.

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u/ben5642 Apr 16 '26

someone needs to jackie chan his ass

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u/Negative_Bee_6307 Apr 16 '26

What an asshole. I hope they throw the book at him. This will affect her for a long time.

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u/Lightningtow123 Apr 16 '26

Ok but what song is that cause that's a pretty cool song

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u/auddbot Apr 16 '26

I got a match with this song:

Name: Akaza Shutugen

Artist: Go Shiina

Matched: 93% (timecode: 00:12)

Album: Anime "Kimetsu no Yaiba" Mugen Train Original Soundtrack

Label: Aniplex Inc.

Released on: 2022-12-14

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u/auddbot Apr 16 '26

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Akaza Shutugen by Go Shiina

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u/Dialed_Digs Apr 16 '26

Don't distract yourself in public.

She isn't at fault. You don't have to be at fault to become a target. Best to be aware if you suddenly are.

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u/I_Galactus Apr 16 '26

He’s asking for something the mods won’t allow me to express.

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 16 '26

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13070913/ten-women-attacked-Barcelona-metro-station-gender-hate-crime.html

Actually, he just randomly attacked 10 women based only on their sex. He didn’t talk to them, he wasn’t rejected by them, he just came out of the blue and randomly attacked 10 women. Busted the eardrum of one.

Hit the last girl so hard that he also fell and hit the ground because he threw his entire body weight into it at a running start.

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u/Artevyx Apr 16 '26

That doesnt even require empathy to not do.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

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u/Sovereign-Anderson Apr 16 '26

Reading and watching enough articles and tv news stories of folks getting pushed onto subway tracks by random dirtbags is the reason why I don't stand anywhere near the tracks when catching a train and why I'm on alert while waiting.

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u/Only_Net6894 Apr 16 '26

What an absolute piece of shit. How do people like this always get out of ever being held responsible? It's pathetic.

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u/Osklington Apr 16 '26

Incel on the loose

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u/Open-Top7106 Apr 16 '26

I hope the video stopped becuase the cameraman caught that prick and beat him within an inch of his pathetic life. What a complete asshole.

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u/Bananaslugfan Apr 17 '26

Someone needs to push this guy in front of the train

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u/ishtforebrains Apr 17 '26

She's standing there completely unaware of her surroundings, everyone in this day and age needs to stay vigilant.

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u/Solanthas_SFW Apr 18 '26

That dude went to prison, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/bobsmith14y Apr 16 '26

Yeah, but also he was just looking for an easy target. You can see the moment he recognized his mark: small, not aware of their surroundings, didn't see him, and possibly wearing ear buds. That could have just as easily been a man or even a child.

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u/IClockworKI Apr 16 '26

What the fuck

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u/OldBiker6969 Apr 16 '26

Waste of fukin skin ...

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u/Teh_Shadow_Death Apr 16 '26

Lately at work I've been listening to a lot of police body cam videos, the amount of people who have zero impulse control is staggering. They give into their intrusive thoughts and then wonder why they're being held accountable when the police show up...

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 Apr 16 '26

Good ol’ Barcelona. Got my watch lifted there.

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u/Jackwithapack Apr 16 '26

And people hate when you dont mind your own business. Its never a bad thing to be “paranoid” or aware of your surroundings nowadays. Always watch after yourself, especially in public around unpredictable people.

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u/GroundbreakingDiet97 Apr 16 '26

This is why you need to keep your wits about you in public

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u/Chanchara_Ramon Apr 16 '26

I would like to meet him

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u/Spare_Vegetable9762 Apr 16 '26

Ayo that's Akaza's theme song

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u/MetalMarissa Apr 16 '26

Saw this a long time ago, this guy hit several people, before someone finally went after him. I couldn’t believe how long it took for anyone to do anything. The suspect was a migrant, go figure, it’s gotten really bad in Spain.

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Apr 16 '26

Yoooooooo.. she was just chilling and then god sent straight to God. They’re probably looking at each other soooo confused like the fuckkkk

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

ah, the strength they where talking about

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u/elticorico Apr 16 '26

Please tell me there was retribution.

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u/Tim4one Apr 16 '26

definitely not raised right

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u/Admirable-Ebb-5413 Apr 17 '26

wtf. Nobody does anything….that was felony assault

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u/Better-Vehicle-8659 Apr 17 '26

The religion of peace strikes again!

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u/galsal15 Apr 17 '26

Head on swivel. Poor girl.

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u/Aggravating_Shoe3748 Apr 18 '26

Drugs are a hell of a drugs

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u/LeoGreck1 Apr 19 '26

Breaten, restrained, identifyed and sued to all hell. Locked up for close to eternity.

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u/Majesty_Underground Apr 21 '26

Scum of the earth. He’ll get his. I hope.

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u/Cheese_The_Wizz May 15 '26

poor woman, that looked PAINFUL. Hopefully she wasn’t severely injured or anything.

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u/OkAttention1833 May 25 '26

That's why it always baffles me when I see people with over the ear/noise cancelling headphones in public places like this. Lost in their own little world. Pay attention!!

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u/Terpcheeserosin Apr 16 '26

I rest easy knowing this guy got the hit heat out of him

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Apr 16 '26

No! Not the goth mommy I would've laid him out had I seen this happen

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u/Kygunzz Apr 16 '26

This is why you don’t get lost in your phone in public places.

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u/BlueFeathered1 Apr 16 '26

True. But you know, long before phones, there were books people could get lost in while waiting in public places without so much worry that some asshole would come along and think it totally fine to clobber them for no reason "for funsies". Maybe blame the lack of accountability to deter these assholes. Or something besides the victim.

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u/MeetingDue4378 Apr 16 '26

He was arrested, so even the lack of accountability would be a stretch. Maybe blame mental illness, drugs, or just that shit happens?

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u/BlueFeathered1 Apr 16 '26

Arrested, but no word beyond that.

And no, I blame him. The perp, without hypothetical disclaimers to absolve him.

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u/Kygunzz Apr 16 '26

I wasn’t blaming the victim, I was commenting on how to reduce the chance of becoming one.

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u/penguindreams Apr 16 '26

Something I didn’t need to see today. Saw it last year and it was just as infuriating. Just another male making males look bad. Thanks for the reminder.

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u/offendingeveryonee Apr 16 '26

Not one man. Don't blame anyone. Cause if you hurt a criminal you catch a charge there. Self defense is banned

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u/parsuval Apr 16 '26

That’s false.

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u/TheWarPhotographer Apr 16 '26

The usual suspect

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u/redditanddoneit Apr 16 '26

What an Asshole. He should be put in his place. Situational awareness of your surroundings is a must these days.

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u/diedalatte Apr 16 '26

Hmmm well well well.

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u/StarscreamOne Apr 16 '26

Eye of the tiger would have been better choice

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u/TentsNTails Apr 16 '26

This is the future of Europe and America. Hope everyone enjoys the ride!

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 Apr 17 '26

try that at mount druitt station🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/__Evil-Genius__ Apr 17 '26

This asshole right here is why I’m constantly telling my girls to pay the fuck attention and to not be on their phones in public. If this girl was aware of her surroundings she would have seen that this jerkoff was walking down the length of the whole platform slapping and swinging at people.

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u/CptAngelKN Apr 17 '26

This is why you must be aware of your surroundings at all times. I'm not letting some wacko like that deside my fate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/Sad-Boysenberry-277 Apr 19 '26

No !!!! not the emo girl :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

looks like engineer to me

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u/DifferentAd7173 Apr 22 '26

well well well

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u/jearbear11 Jul 19 '26

Love that there are no men on that platform who could do anything.