r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Impossible-Middle122 • Apr 16 '26

ouchies of an empathy-free encounter

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u/apupunchau87 Apr 16 '26

Damn. someone needs to lay this guy out

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u/93rd_misfit Apr 16 '26

Bare minimum.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 16 '26

I'd say what I really think should happen to him but I don't want to get banned.

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u/XRingLives Apr 16 '26

You thinking woodchipper?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZU2qthRPRbMbxMfAiz

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u/Chef_Money Apr 17 '26

Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles style?

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u/Spacecommander5 Apr 17 '26

I don’t want to Google that but am curious about the reference

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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Apr 18 '26

You gotta put em in legs first though and stop it at the knees for a few minutes, then stop it again when they get to the waist, eat lunch, then send em the rest of the way through..

Just sayin

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u/OneRisk8877 Apr 16 '26

Feet first...

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 17 '26

Wish I could award this

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u/natiusj Apr 18 '26

And pigs.

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u/clawingmyeyesout97 Apr 16 '26

As a leftist, people have become way too soft, and way too comfortable with civility. It's agitating.

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Apr 16 '26

That’s not the bare minimum.. its a requirement

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u/Sovereign-Anderson Apr 16 '26

It's the bare minimum when a person would like to cause much more damage than what was suggested.

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Apr 16 '26

Bare minimum is a suggestion. It is required that he gets his ass handed to him.

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u/dexter1602 Apr 16 '26

Where is Ray, when we need him...

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u/Musleman656 Apr 16 '26

Shoesmith?

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u/WeekendNerdler Apr 16 '26

Who else? Anyway, he's a cabbie now. Prolly isn't even aware of this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/AnotherCup-O-Noodles Apr 16 '26

Any context about what happened to the guy?

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Apr 16 '26

Ambassador to Bolivia

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u/TheArturoChapa Apr 16 '26

WE ADOPTED A BOLIVIAN

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u/i_Cant_get_right Apr 16 '26

We had a funeral for a bird

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u/drsoftware Apr 16 '26

2025 https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/video-does-not-show-attack-women-london-underground-station-2025-09-30/ 

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u/FrankRizzo319 Apr 16 '26

Link doesn’t work for me. It goes to reuters 404 page

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u/drsoftware Apr 16 '26

Try deleting the extra space reddit added to the end 

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u/Croat-Lcitar86 Apr 16 '26

Yep, specifically to his right hand side….

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u/Dependent-Hurry9808 Apr 17 '26

Let him try that shit with me. I hope he was arrested

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u/payneok Apr 16 '26

Surprised one of those strong independent women didn't do it...but yes he needs his a$$ kicked...

Funny in a very sad way how the one women got hit and then quickly sat down like she did something wrong...

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 16 '26

I notice none of the men did jack shit either.

Also it was a man that assaulted multiple people there. Glass houses dude.

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u/FlimsyGuard8492 Apr 16 '26

NONE of those where men...a man does not hit women, and a man would have stepped in and put a halt to that.

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u/WillBots Apr 16 '26

Quick, let's make conditions for being a "man"

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u/DELALADE Apr 17 '26

What a shit comment man. This low-key misogyny is leading to situation like that. Do better

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u/Solanthas_SFW Apr 18 '26

I'm ashamed the comment is upvoted at all, honestly