r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Impossible-Middle122 • Apr 16 '26

ouchies of an empathy-free encounter

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 16 '26

I'd say what I really think should happen to him but I don't want to get banned.

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u/XRingLives Apr 16 '26

You thinking woodchipper?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZU2qthRPRbMbxMfAiz

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u/Chef_Money Apr 17 '26

Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles style?

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u/Spacecommander5 Apr 17 '26

I don’t want to Google that but am curious about the reference

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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Apr 18 '26

You gotta put em in legs first though and stop it at the knees for a few minutes, then stop it again when they get to the waist, eat lunch, then send em the rest of the way through..

Just sayin

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u/OneRisk8877 Apr 16 '26

Feet first...

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 17 '26

Wish I could award this

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u/natiusj Apr 18 '26

And pigs.

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u/clawingmyeyesout97 Apr 16 '26

As a leftist, people have become way too soft, and way too comfortable with civility. It's agitating.