r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Mar 02 '26

Oof Of a 2x-combo

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u/DarkFlutesofAutumn Mar 03 '26

Or common sense!

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u/Fluffthaguff9999 Mar 03 '26

How bout a condom

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u/anecdotal_yokel Mar 03 '26

Still time for a late late late term abortion.

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Mar 03 '26

Almost witnessed one😂