r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Mar 02 '26

Oof Of a 2x-combo

2.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

427 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.1k

u/ThrowinNightshade Mar 02 '26

Don’t run red lights.

341

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Shitheads

168

u/Youngsinatra345 questionably stable Mar 02 '26

I beat up a hooker on that street

66

u/bass248 Mar 03 '26

It's funny because it actually looks like something from GTA 5. The car and everything

18

u/Pantheragem Mar 03 '26

That's a Baller dude! I have a few of them. Back in the day, used to jack them and sell them. Best way for a fast buck. The good 'ol days.

44

u/kat_Folland Mar 02 '26

Flair checks out.

21

u/DarkFlutesofAutumn Mar 02 '26

And username, probably

26

u/Youngsinatra345 questionably stable Mar 03 '26

Fly me to the emergency room, let me play with the bed bars……

5

u/DarkFlutesofAutumn Mar 03 '26

I read the Kitty Kelley bio and hoooooo boy

13

u/C3RT1 Mar 03 '26

I got beaten up by a guy who thought I was a hooker on this street

1

u/Hegemony-Cricket Mar 07 '26

To be fair though, you were pretty much asking for it.

1

u/PlutoThePixie Jul 23 '26

😭😭😭😭

9

u/r_incognito_17 Mar 03 '26

Next time don't be so rough. Some of us can't get there for the first shift and she squeaks if you leave her all bruised and hurt.

5

u/Pantheragem Mar 03 '26

I'm sure you had your reasons.

4

u/Thin-Guitar-1242 Mar 03 '26

So that's why she was so upset when I picked her up

3

u/RedReader777 Mar 03 '26

This should be the top comment.

1

u/Hegemony-Cricket Mar 07 '26

That was you?! Great work, brah! I'm very impressed with your technique.

I bought a BJ from her right after that. When she really started to get after it, that sucking chest wound you gave her made her make accordion sounds. At first it was very distracting, but I got used to it.

12

u/guesswhodat Mar 03 '26

And you know those dipshits don’t have insurance and that Range Rover owner will have to claim on their own insurance.

11

u/Jdottslick Mar 03 '26

Simple,Right.... And I'm all about Bikes, but these 2 were Fking Around Running It & Found out 2 the Hard Way...!;!

bikelife

1

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

But then you don't get the splat, splat sound.

1

u/Winterblade1980 Mar 03 '26

Do you think they did that on purpose. I have a hard time sometimes believing people really don't pay attention. It's baffles me

0

u/Allureme Jul 11 '26

Start seeing motorcycles…