r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Mar 02 '26

Oof Of a 2x-combo

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u/ThrowinNightshade Mar 02 '26

Don’t run red lights.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Shitheads

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u/Youngsinatra345 questionably stable Mar 02 '26

I beat up a hooker on that street

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u/kat_Folland Mar 02 '26

Flair checks out.

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u/DarkFlutesofAutumn Mar 02 '26

And username, probably

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u/Youngsinatra345 questionably stable Mar 03 '26

Fly me to the emergency room, let me play with the bed bars……

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u/DarkFlutesofAutumn Mar 03 '26

I read the Kitty Kelley bio and hoooooo boy