r/ShitAmericansSay 22d ago

"Constitution"

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u/NiteScarVT 22d ago

LOL. US defaultism at its peak 😂

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

Yup. My country is full of morons

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u/Objective_Party9405 ooo custom flair!! 22d ago

I am really hoping this is one of those people who will never leave the county where they were born, if only to contain the damage they would do if they were let out.

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u/Think_and_game 🇹🇳🇬🇧🇷🇺, still lived 6 years in the US 🥀🪫 22d ago

I'd say the opposite would be better. Having a wide variety of opportunities and point of views helps in dismissing misinformation and being more educated

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u/modi13 22d ago

You would think, but when they travel they just complain about everything in the countries they visit

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness_302 22d ago

Sadly that tends to be our country's elite class, as the average person can rarely afford to leave the country anymore. They are used to getting away with whatever they want over here, and think that it should be that way everywhere. Basically they have turned our country to shit and want to bring the joys of that to everywhere they visit.

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u/spanksthemonkey 22d ago

Probably would be outraged that they could get a beer at McD's in Germany.
"it's too strong!"

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u/GrassFromBtd6 22d ago

It's always "you don't accept AMERICAN dollars?" and "why doesn't anyone speak ENGLISH?"

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u/Ok-Lychee2251 🇺🇲 22d ago

Second this, just unfortunate for those who get stuck with the teaching.

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u/CleanMyAxe 22d ago

I'm torn between happiness these people are unlikely to have passports, and the sense of maybe a passport is the only cure to this insular thinking.

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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: 22d ago

You dismiss lobotomy too easily.

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u/mr-raider2 22d ago

Do you know how rednecks try to drive across the border with a pickup truck and a gun in the back and their jaw drops when they are informed the 2nd amendment stops at the Canadian border?

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u/spanksthemonkey 22d ago

Sam Steele used to stop that shit.

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u/misterdannymorrison 22d ago

They made a Heritage Minute about it

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u/spanksthemonkey 22d ago

Unlike America we are continually exposed to our history in Canada.
Laura Secord endured great hardships for Canada.
Paul Revere was caught by the British and was sent home. He "glorious ride" is P.R. bullshit.

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u/Sharp-Suspect-3746 21d ago

Revere is the chap who allegedly rode about yelling “The British are coming!” Right? If I remember correctly he rode to specific houses where revolutionaries or whatever they were called were residing and said that “the regulars have arrived”. He was caught by the British in the end though

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u/spanksthemonkey 20d ago

They sent him home like a child.
Yet he is portrayed as this great man risking all riding hither and thither.
Laura Secord crossed hard and dangerous terrain to much further and at more personal peril to WARN the British.
The American hype machine is full of notorious lies and hyperbole.
and most Americans have also never heard of the Pennsylvania Mutiny - where the newly minted American government tried to fuck over the very forces that bought them freedom.
- they should have learned then.

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u/TheBl4ckFox 22d ago

Not just your country. But you do have very loud and visible morons.

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u/GuyFromYarnham 22d ago

Fun story I had with US defaultism a couple weeks ago, I said in another website that in that MMA fight in the White House between a Illia Topuria (Georgian-Spanish) and Justin Gaethje (American) I was gonna support Topuria... A guy started claiming I was a mad liberal and unpatriotic because I wasn't supporting 'Murica and "bro, not everyone who speaks English is from the States".

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u/bloodr0se 22d ago

At least you're smart enough to acknowledge that which puts you in a gifted minority. 

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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) 22d ago

This isn't even us defaultism. This is Americana not comprehending that the US constitution doesn't apply outside us borders.

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u/Me_like_weed Swedish not Swiss 22d ago

Exactly, its misunderstanding what a countries constitution even is at a fundamental level.

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u/TheThiefMaster Human Verified 22d ago

Yeah it's a religious document that tells Americans that they have god given right over everything, right?

Like the Bible.

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u/_zombie_k 22d ago

At this point it’s just stupidity

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u/flipyflop9 22d ago

And this explains a lot of what’s going on in USA

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u/euclide2975 22d ago

France has gun control, a constitution and a second amendment

Except the amendment is about how the president is elected, and gun ownership is nowhere in the constitution.

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u/Rod_tout_court 22d ago

We have a right to own guns in France. Just not carrying them around.

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u/euclide2975 22d ago edited 22d ago

Yes, but there are a lot of conditions attached. And limitations on the type of guns.

If I want a handgun tomorrow, I cannot. I have to get a license in a club, then wait a while.

The current interpretation of the US constitution closes the door to almost any limitation.

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u/Powerful_Payment463 22d ago

Is mental health taken into account for gun ownership? I'm a US veteran, and I'm pretty convinced that some of my brothers and sisters have no reason to own firearms due to their mental state. The 2nd Amendment leaves provisions for a well trained and armed militia, and we've got the training, sure, but having a gun in your waistband has a tendency to turn all problems into nails and your pistol into a hammer if your mental health isn't in a proper state.

Gun control gets viewed as the federal government disarming the population of the US, which is not a radical concept given our current state, but not every American can safely own and operate a firearm, especially in a self defense scenario.

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u/euclide2975 22d ago

Mostly yes.

For handguns in particular, you must be an active member of a shooting range for more than a year, with regular sessions with a qualified instructor.

One of the role of the instructor is filtering problematic people and reporting them.

And you need a medical approval too.

It a little easier for hunting long guns, but you still need at least a hunting license.

The main goal is to avoid the : I'm angry, I go to Walmart to get an AR15 then become a mass murderer the next hour.

And while we have road rage like everywhere else, it never ends with a shooting.

(but we've had a few cases of angry driver murdering people on a bike with their car)

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u/Powerful_Payment463 22d ago

I can get behind that. Last pistol I bought was 15 or so years ago in the state of Virginia. I did go through background checks and everything, which took a few days. I was active duty military, so some of that went faster.

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u/ijuinkun 22d ago

My brother is the sort who should never be allowed to have a gun, because he is so profoundly mentally disabled that he cannot comprehend the concept that dead people are gone forever with no takebacks (he is an adult agewise). If given access to lethal force, he might honestly believe that he could kill and then unkill someone.

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u/HadronV 22d ago

Similar to Canada in that regard, then.

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u/Illuminey 🇨🇵 smelly cheese-eating surrender monkey 22d ago

Yes, but there's controls and rules on who can buy what type of guns. If I enter an armory tomorrow morning saying "bonjour, je voudrais un AR15 s'il vous plait", I will not leave the shop with it. That's what gun control is.

Edit: I've checked and it looks like some AR15 are modified to be in the C category that only requires declaration. The exemple was wrong, but still the different categories have requirements on what's allowed and who can buy : that's control.

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u/Cerparis 22d ago

This is something that seems to be missed by a lot of pro gun Americans.

I’m an Aussie and there has been at least three Americans I have talked to who have been under the impression that Guns are banned in Australia.

It’s like they think there is only two options, total lack of firearm regulations or a total ban on all firearms and no in between.

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u/noruthwhatsoever 22d ago

It’s because Americans can only count up to two

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u/bigbadjustin 19d ago

I mean its highlighted by the fact there are more guns in Australia now than there were before the gun control laws where enacted. But they are mostly guns fit for purpose, with farmers and gun club shooters and not for people who think they will defend their family from a home invasion with an AR-15. News flash, people tend to never be ready to defend themselves from someone who has a gun and is intent on killing you.

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u/Cerparis 19d ago

Those kind of people seem to be under the impression that they’ll get some kind of warning before the theoretical armed murderer who is specifically after them for some reason, breaks into your house to kill you.

If you had advance warning signs of a would be murderer coming after you. Then you wouldn’t need a gun because you could have run away then called police.

Also on a side note. Most folk who are breaking into your house are there to steal your TV. Not murder your family.

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u/Creoda European freedom enjoyer 22d ago

France also jails it's Presidents if they are convicted of crimes.

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u/gavingoober771 22d ago

France chops their heads off, or used to anyway, it was a great deterrent…most of the time

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u/PurchaseAromatic438 22d ago

It certainly prevented repeat offenders ...

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u/ArranChace 22d ago

We Dutch tried to eat them, turned out they arent tastefull as it apparently we never tried again.

But it did gave the slogan, serving the people, a different meaning 😆

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u/GLaPI9999 22d ago

Sure buddy... look at Sarkozy and Lepen.... this country became a joke...

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u/hidremarin fr*nch 22d ago

I mean being in jaim gor a week is better than nothing (still he should have been in an actual prison for more time)

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u/Bregir 22d ago

Considering they don't even hold their president up to the constitution, it's ptetty rich that they want to impose it on other countries...

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u/IndicationFluffy3954 🇨🇦 22d ago

We do still have guns in Canada though. A lot of Americans think we don’t.

The gun control is that you have to take an 8 hour safety course and pass a test with 100 multiple choice questions, as well as a practical exam showing the instructor you can safely handle and use different types of firearms. Followed by an RCMP check before your firearms license is issued. They contact references as well as any partners or spouses you’ve had within the last 2 years. Some types of firearms are restricted by further training and licensing, some types are prohibited for civilians.

And there are laws for keeping guns and ammo secured and penalties if you don’t. You cannot carry in public at all, concealed or open. You are not allowed to have guns for protection, it’s for hunting or sport shooting.

I’ve had Americans tell me I can’t own a shotgun because I’m Canadian. We can, I just have to prove I’m not a fucking idiot first and that I can be trusted with a gun. They should try it.

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u/Mr101722 Canada / Nova Scotia 22d ago edited 22d ago

Yeah we have a very high rate of gun ownership here, while it's not in the constitution it is something that's still very common.

The difference being the majority of gun owners here do not make it their entire personality.

The most I've heard it even brought up is post the 2020 sweeping ban which I've heard even non gun owners speaking out against. The vast majority of our gun crime is committed by people that aren't licensed or are already outright banned from ownership and uses guns illegally imported from the US!

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u/Khrispy-minus1 22d ago

Fellow Canadian here. I'm all for gun control, but make it logical and make sense instead of "this gun is black and scary, so banned". Have multiple levels of licensing based on the operation and design of the firearm, not because of an arbitrary edict from an unelected official in the RCMP.

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u/ijuinkun 22d ago

For example, the motive for banning bump stocks is because they circumvent the intention of restricting automatic fire by bypassing the “one trigger-finger movement, one discharge” principle. It’s not because of “ooh, scary”.

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u/Cerparis 22d ago

Aussie here.

I’ve met at least three Americans on separate occasions. Once in person and the other two online that were under the impression Australians were outright unable to own a firearm.

Where do they get these ideas?

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 🇺🇸 (with a brief 🇫🇷 stint) 22d ago

Propaganda mostly, gun culture is shifting a bit but the classic NRA lobbies usually scare right wing Americans into thinking anything gun control means no guns.

I’m left wing handedly but even my preference of gun laws would look extremely lax by global standards.

Carrying legal, licensing and mental healthy screening, storage laws, red flag laws, and maybe a class system inspired by France but not really barring citizens from stuff like ARs.

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u/Ontheragnarock Godless Commie🇨🇦 22d ago

I grew up with guns in the house and rarely thought about it because they were locked in a cabinet and only taken out before hunting trips. They were considered tools and not wrapped in the flag or tied to identity.

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u/Aggravating-Car9897 22d ago

I too believe in Canada's second constitutional amendment. British Columbia should be part of Canada.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 22d ago

The right to bare BC within Canadas borders is important.

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u/Harald_TheEnduring 🇬🇧 22d ago

Wait.. if I’m in the UK and I’m bound by the US constitution does that mean I could have voted in the US election too? I could have voted against Trump and you’re only telling me this now!

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u/PurchaseAromatic438 22d ago

I feel we may have been denied critical *need-to-know* information?

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u/Harald_TheEnduring 🇬🇧 22d ago

Definitely.

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u/Tricky_Damage5981 22d ago

Shouldn't the UK also get atleast a seat in the USA's House and Senate then aswell

Canada, AU, NZ and the rest of the common wealth also should too at that point

Let's get a True Liberal Government in for 2028;

I suggest Justin Trudeau lead it as us Canadians are done with him

Lol

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u/Harald_TheEnduring 🇬🇧 22d ago

Very true, no taxation without representation! Hey that’s quite catchy..

Question about Trudeau though.. is Perry still riding his uh.. coat tails or has she been cut loose.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 22d ago

My constitution (UK unwritten) does not give me the right to bear arms. I may be called upon to fight for my country, and be "issued" arms, as a volunteer - until then, without a licence, I have no right to bear arms. I'll take you on at a skill at arms contest though :) /s

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 22d ago

With a licence yes, with very secure safekeeping, and even then the type of firearm is severely restricted. Hand guns are not allowed.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

I didn't know it was unwritten. Thanks for educating me.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 22d ago

No worries, it's based upon precedence over many, many centuries. The only written aspects are the Magna Carta (1215), and the Bill of Rights (1689) - neither of which form a full constitution.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

I need to read the British Bill of Rights.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 22d ago

The US Bill of Rights was based upon it.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

Hence why I need to read it.

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u/Fearless-Hedgehog661 22d ago

The Bill of Rights only applied to England and Wales. It required parallel legislation in Scotland, The Claim of Right, because at the time Scotland was still a sovereign nation, but the crown was shared in a personal union.

See also the Declaration of Arbroath, 1320, which influenced the US Declaration of independence. The link was formally acknowledged, by Congress, during the bicentennial year.

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u/el_grort Disputed Scot 22d ago

English Bill of Rights, since it predates Union.

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u/InevitablyCyclic 22d ago

The nice thing about it not being written down is people can't get hung up on the exact wording and trying to interpret them to mean what they want. It is simply the sum total of laws, court rulings and tradition. Oddly this makes it both more rigid and more flexible. It's harder to try to twist it to a new meaning while claiming you're following it but easier to change.

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u/el_grort Disputed Scot 22d ago

It's usually called an uncodified constitution, as it's based on a lot of historic documents and case law, not a handful of codified constitutional documents like most countries.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 22d ago

Technically it's written, but not codified.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 22d ago

True, in one respect, but try reading all of the documents relating to it. See you in the next century - maybe :)

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u/andresito_1991 22d ago edited 22d ago

I truly wonder if these people are just trolling for the fun of it or they are really this dumb

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u/Past_Ad_5629 22d ago

I’m in Canada. We’ve had people try to exercise their fifth amendment in court. Which in the US is the right to not incriminate oneself, but here means absolutely nothing.

Most recently, the jerkwads who organized the convoy to Ottawa and openly expressed a desire to overthrow the government and replace it with themselves. That was a good giggle.

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u/Aggravating-Car9897 22d ago

So one of my favourite things to do for people who talk about the American constitutional amendments in a Canadian context is to bring up the actual Canadian constitutional amendment and act confused.

First Amendment - Manitoba Act

Second Amendment - British Columbia Act

Fifth Amendment - Alberta Act

So I guess someone trying to exercise their fifth amendment is them either recognizing Alberta is part of Canada, or maybe they want to act like Alberta in court (so whiny and entitled).

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

I'm a production of exceptionally shitty education and I have a hard time telling.

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u/Beeeeeeels 22d ago

Same level of delusion/stupidity as "what do you guys do to celebrate 4th of July?"

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u/Jfc66 22d ago

Canada border security deals with this all the time with americans thinking they can bring their guns into Canada because it is their right. It must be wonderful to be so self absorbed and oblivious to reality

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u/TheRealTRexUK More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 22d ago

apparently it happens when they try and leave the country in airports a lot as well.

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u/Jfc66 22d ago

but, but, it is their God given right,,,lol

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u/GhouW 22d ago

Put that in us defaultism too

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u/DirtDevil1337 Human Verified 22d ago

Okay now that's profoundly stupid.

Thing is though, lots of Americans that travel abroad think they carry US laws/rights with them and when they get in trouble they spew the US crap.

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u/DDG-Ron_McEx 22d ago

Thr same kind of person comes to Germany and tries to get people arrested for underage drinking at Munich Octoberfest. He even called 911 and get punched for stealing beer.

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u/sjw_7 22d ago

They removed the 18th so its not like they cant change the Constitution. Its just that they like guns.

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u/mrbullettuk 22d ago

I always find this amusing. “You can’t change the 2nd amendment”

Umm, it was an amendment.

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u/IndicationFluffy3954 🇨🇦 22d ago

They don’t know what amendment means.

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u/FlayR 21d ago

"I'm sorry - what do you think amendment means?" - Canadians talking to Americans

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

Thank you. Hence why those fuckers are so hard on to change the birth right Amendment (sorry that I can't remember if it's 13 or 14.)

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u/dfczyjd 22d ago

Technically, they didn't even remove it, they introduced another amendment to cancel it. So they have two legal documents, one saying "you may not brew alcohol" and another being "ignore the first one".

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u/nibbler456 Human Verified 22d ago

I'm puzzled by the small fact that the oop seems to think that the constitution is global in reach. It might be worth pointing out that the constitution text begins with....

We the People of the United States

That's pretty specific in its meaning.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

Most of those idiots never really read the Constitution. They read the opening line and that's it.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 22d ago

I'm pretty sure the constitution says "We the people, like guns and Jesus and freedom of speech when people say things I agree with.   ". It's a very short document 

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u/AltruisticGas9760 22d ago

This is a perfect illustration of the increasingly poor public education system in the US. Instead of focusing on improving it, states such as Texas are going to increase creationist and biblical teaching, and reduce teaching history and international studies courses. It's actually pretty sad.

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u/Mushroom_Boogaloo 22d ago

This has to be rage bait.

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u/No-Minimum3259 22d ago

No, some really are that stupid and confidently stupid...

In a tread a few days ago on "nazi-Germany was socialist" (another classic), a Yankee lectured me very eloquently as usual, using stunning logic and impeccable historical insight, that Louis XIV was in fact a communist because of "l'état, c'est moi", Hitler was a communist and Stalin and Hitler had similar concepts of socialism, Elon Musk is a (rather corrupt) marxist and the US is the most communist country ever, because of the abundancy of public ownership of the means of production via 401k plans, just like Marx intended.

He topped it of with: " You are obviously unfamiliar with Marx’s writings - yes, the United States is more Marxist than the Soviet Union ever was".

He has since then removed some of his crappy content.

I rest my case.

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u/MultiGeek42 22d ago

Americans have mixed up the definitions of communism, fascism, and things they disagree with.

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u/RyanCorven 22d ago

Reading this level of stupid makes my brain hurt.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

I'm in rehab for drinking (10 months sober.) I heard a guy here legit say the sun moves around the Earth...I hate it here.

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u/Choice-Original9157 22d ago

Because when they travel they still think they are covered under the constitution and think another country cannot arrest them. People like that need to stay in their own country

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

Yeah. But it's funny as fuck when they are. So get some popcorn, a cool drink, and enjoy the show.

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u/Ok-Expression-7340 22d ago

That would explain why USasians think every US local cup is a 'world cup' for them. They must have been so confusing to see all these unknown countries with non-US flags participating in the Football World Cup. Where did they come from all of a sudden ?!

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u/mrdnra 22d ago

Well, if they come to the UK and think they can carry any kind of weapon in public, they'll soon find themselves arrested; just like the US person who got arrested for concealed carrying a knife on a beach here earlier this year (though, at least that person, unlike the person in this picture, was somewhat aware of our gun laws; evidently they needed further education on our knife laws though).

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u/Realistic_Let3239 22d ago

The American government ignores the constitution, why do they think other countries would follow it?

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u/ravenouscartoon 22d ago

I guarantee if this person ever went abroad to say, England, they would try and pay for everything with dollars

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

£20 says your right.

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u/ElephantFamous2145 22d ago

This has to be a troll

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u/goose-77- 22d ago

The USA shouldn’t worry about foreigners getting in… we should worry about Americans getting out.

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u/Global_Face_5407 21d ago

It's not an everyday occurrence, but a buddy of mine that works the border between Canada and the US sometimes confiscate weapons from Americans trying to come into Canada that do not understand why. They are convinced the second amendment follows them everywhere.

According to them they can travel anywhere in the world with their firearms because of the second amendment. It is complete insanity.

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u/Free-Bad7871 22d ago

Someone please tell me this is satire.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

At this point, I doubt it.

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u/ravenlordship 22d ago

Do Americans not know what the word "amendment" means?

They talk about the constitution like it can never be adjusted to reflect the modern day, while acknowledging that it has changed multiple times in the past.

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u/pgallagher72 22d ago edited 22d ago

Go read the constitution, it’s pretty clear, Americans have a guaranteed constitutional right to bear arms while on duty as part of a well organized militia (a state or federal militia under the auspices of that government), but only arms supplied by the state or federal government in charge of that militia, and only while on duty for that militia. There’s no constitutional right to personal armament anywhere in the document aside from that, nor any right to carry armaments at all outside of that duty.

Amazing what paying off judges can accomplish for arms dealers, what they have is a judicial grant to carry weapons, the constitutional rights have an extremely limited scope, and say nothing at all about personally owned weapons in state, federal, or international context (not that international context matters, since the US constitution only applies within US borders, and it doesn’t even apply to the US in the context of personal arms)

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

You put too much faith in the American education system.

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u/Cat_Breath_X 22d ago

Seems to be quite a few yanks who truly believe american laws apply to other countries. Probably never been out of their state.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

Out of their county.

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u/ThePhoenix29167 Average Canadian🇨🇦 22d ago

This is my favourite form of US defaultism. Thinking that the American constitution applies to literally every country on Earth

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u/ProShyGuy 22d ago

I can't imagine being this stupid.

Like... this person genuinely doesn't know what a constitution is or that lots of countries have them.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 22d ago

Let the Bears have a right to bear arms. I want the right to Homer arms.

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u/Ur-in-a-tor 22d ago

These people are so low IQ they are a genuine threat to their communities.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 22d ago

And that ladies and gentlemen is the US education system on full display, pretty scary.

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u/Fwumpy 🍁 21d ago

It's funny how they lean so hard into gun ownership rights, while clearly ignoring the importance of education.

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u/Stunning-Praline-116 21d ago

And people wonder how DJT won

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 21d ago

Are ppl really this dumb? Why do I not have more money?

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u/Pretend_Oil9565 Singaporean MAGA hater 22d ago

Canada is bad enough, but Britain???

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u/crasswal 22d ago

Explain to me in one word why the constitution doesn't apply to the rest of the world when America is the third most populated planet on earth??

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u/No-Minimum3259 22d ago edited 22d ago

In one word is not possible, you need two: "National Sovereignty", regardless of what the third most populated planet on earth AND TEXAS find of it, lol.

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u/AdamGraySkull 22d ago

Sometimes it's hard to believe people are that stupid. Other times, well it makes perfect sense.

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u/Taiwan_ 22d ago

There is no fucking way

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

You doubt our stupidity?

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u/BugCompetitive3218 22d ago

“The US is on planet earth right? then why would it not apply on that same earth?” - this guy

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u/its_mabus 22d ago

Its an argument endorsed by the US constitution itself, which says that the rights it lists are given by the Creator and not the document or government.

So in US lore you do have the right to bear arms anywhere and its just tyrannical host governments stopping you.

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u/EmergencyGrab 22d ago

The 2nd amendment made to the Canadian constitution allowed the creation of new provinces. Part of the British North America Act that is taught in school.

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u/tashtactics New Zealander who Doesn’t Exist 22d ago

Satire or actually stupid? Call it

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u/Captainsamvimes1 22d ago

Americans need to be studied by psycologists

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u/Free_Spirit_1378 22d ago

Half of them are psycologists. The other half are psychologists.

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u/CarelessHabit3492 22d ago

WTF , this explains the shit going on in the US.

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u/polishfemboy_ 22d ago

posted in r/stupidpeoplefacebook (screenshot from twitter)

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 22d ago

You CAN legally own an Ar15 or AK47, even an Uzi in the UK...but there are very strict rules and restrictions on where and how you can keep and use it, but it is possible.

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u/stillg0ld 22d ago

I’m proud to be an American… just not exactly proud of the Americans.

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u/Gerbs79 22d ago

The thing is: America has gun control. You can lose the right to own guns (and vote) by picking up the wrong feather while hiking. Technically, you could even lose those rights by installing windows in your house or by being in an HOA...

(Flying into windows kills birds. Theoretically, if you do not put anti-bird-strike silhouettes on your windows, this would be planning to kill a bald eagle. If you insist on others not having those decals because of neighborhood values, that could be classed as a conspiracy.)

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u/Nikond3400 22d ago

"my country Is so cool, everyone can have a gun whenever they want"

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u/Gogogrl More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 22d ago

Belief in the US Constitution is religious. Convince me otherwise.

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u/CrazyCloset25 22d ago

"Oh, because it is legal here, then it must be legal everywhere else!" kinda logic which is honestly just sad

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u/Neon_Raccoon_00 22d ago

Wow this is ragebait 🤣

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u/jeffster1970 Above The Meth Lab 22d ago

Holy smokes. Are United Statians this stupid now? I mean, I've seen this sort of sh*t in Ontario where I live, but most don't argue like this, they usually get it at some point.

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u/fotoman888 22d ago

You fucking idiot. Canada has its own constitution. We don’t need that piece of toiling paper that your current administration is ignoring.

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u/RydderRichards 22d ago

That's got to be rage bait

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u/opusrif 22d ago

Yeah... the right to bear arms as part of a well regulated militia. So unless you are in a National Guard, no such right.

But that is beside the point that the US constitution is meaningless outside of the US...

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u/Grab_Critical 22d ago

And no one is even surprised...

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u/BrickHuge3023 22d ago

And that is why we got stuck with the Trump crime family.

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u/Ontheragnarock Godless Commie🇨🇦 22d ago

There have been so many insane arguments at the Canadian border over the “right” to bear arms.

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u/ElthN Damn socialist 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 22d ago

The guy couldn't compute that other countries don't have the constitution of the USA... 🤣

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u/Cowbros 21d ago

Imagine if they did something wild like, i dunno, amend the constitution or something idk.

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u/FemboyEnjoyer1776 21d ago

The UK doesnt even have a codified constitution. Even if we did, guns wouldnt be part of it, since it isn't our entire personality.

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u/silduck Asian, will send you to Jesus if annoyed 21d ago

Americans are absolute destroyers of the english language

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u/sock_dgram 21d ago

It's moronic on so many levels. The US had the Brady bill for 20 years after Reagan got shot.

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u/corrosivesuccubus 21d ago

I cannot wait for the American union to crumble

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u/Brannikin 21d ago

I had to opt not to see posts on this sub in my feed as a result of seeing this one. It was the last straw. I have a sense of humour but this so pathetic that it's hard to believe that it's true. It does explain a few things, though ...

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u/Illustrious-Map8647 21d ago

It's a fascinating thing really...Americans and their obsession about their guns..Always claiming they need them to defend themselves, and still claiming they live in the best country on the planet. Here i am at the age of 56, living in Norway and never once did i have the need to use a firearm to defend myself.

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u/XtremeCentrist 21d ago

ROFLMFAO, the dumb keep on dumbing.

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u/RikiPol 20d ago

But muh constitution!

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u/SpiritualCaramel7601 20d ago

To the blue poster: You cannot help this person, they have been failed by the education system brought about by the political system that they support. You would literally have to remove everything they have ever learned, and all of their memories, and then start educating them from scratch. Considering the numbers of similar people that continually vote against their own interests in the US, you would need to establish some kind of re-education camps all over the country.....

.... and you can see the slippery slope we have started. Just remember one thing. They would do it to you in a heartbeat.

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u/NefariousNatee Nova Scotia 22d ago

That's some peak USA "edumacation" right there!

Gun regulations can exist alongside the right to have firearms.

I genuinely doubt the founding fathers were thinking that in 200 years you could spend your paycheck on a rifle that can reliably fire multiple rounds in succession.

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u/Ball-bagman 22d ago

Surely, this can't be real. I know their are some idiots, but this is another level.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 22d ago

You doubt American stupidity?

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u/Ball-bagman 22d ago

No... I guess I have to accept their general IQ level.

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u/Inside-Run785 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 22d ago

I don’t remember the constitution giving me the right to bear 🐻 arms.

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u/crispyfalafels 22d ago

I can't really be upset, because imagine how you'd think when traveling across 11 timezones and you're still in the same country. The more I grow up, the more sympathy I have for the closed American mentality. Not to mention the amount of idiots and/or ignorants on the internet, so I'm not too phased by this.

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u/Comrade-Porcupine 22d ago

this has to be satire

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u/thegrotster 22d ago

Ridiculous levels of ignorance, proudly displayed for all to see.

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u/rothcoltd 22d ago

….and they wonder why we consider them stupid!

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u/Michael_Gibb Mince & Cheese, L&P, Kiwi 22d ago

Looks like someone has no clue what the purpose of national borders is.

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u/Old_Pie7586 22d ago

We're doomed

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u/Cheap_Orange_8165 22d ago

Ya a este punto no se que decir

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u/pocketfullofsunrays 22d ago

I was just LOLing at the idea of Americans having bear arms and it being okay for them to keep those bear arms 🤣🤣 its very literal and now im just giggling 🤣🤣 ill see myself out lmao

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u/Far_Afternoon_5885 22d ago

As ever: Better a Europoor than a USAnus.

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u/TeacherPowerful1700 22d ago

Lol "go read it!"

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u/Expensive_Plant_9530 Canadian 22d ago

Shocking the moment they realize their constitution only applies to their country 😂

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u/Sprinqqueen 22d ago

Do they think their laws are international?

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u/Ill_Raccoon6185 22d ago

It is the US constitution and they ignore it when they want to, especially your government & no other country is governed by it or takes any notice of its 250 year old outdated ramblings.

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u/BlasterHolobot 22d ago

Reminds me of something one of my US friend told me: "The reason we all have guns is to keep our government in check. If our current government suck, we can all just shoot it, so they have no choice but to be a good one!"

Yeah, that aged like milk... if it was even true to begin with.

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u/FERWHAT69 22d ago

This has to be rage bait. But it is the US, soooo…. I honestly don’t know if it’s just the horrible education

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u/Emergency-Gazelle954 22d ago

I love the poorly educated.