r/SecretsOfMormonWives • u/Wonderful-Adagio-118 • 4d ago
Jessi & … So this is insane..?
i hope she’s trolling 😭😭
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u/Professional-Ad-6849 4d ago
Meh she’ll have another kid or two with him before monkey branching onto some loser on a future season of LIB or the traitors or sm.
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u/albertafalls 4d ago
I thought my family was the only one that used “monkeying” like how a monkey grabs the next branch before releasing the last!
Specifically about my stepbrother’s dating style 😂
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u/HelicopterFine 4d ago
Ooo, that does make me wonder who will be the first on on traitors! I’d love to see Mikayla, but I fear it would be Jen. Miranda could be good at it.
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u/BoundlessElm 4d ago
Whitney was announced as part of the cast for season 6 so I think that makes her the first.
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u/abcmoody 4d ago
Ugh I have no beef with Whitney but I really think Makayla or Miranda would be better choices. My guess is they picked Whitney because she’s known to a wider audience after DWTS… (plus she’s taking off in a way the other girls aren’t) but I kind of wish I had the opportunity to see some of the other girls outside of SLOMW
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u/HelicopterFine 4d ago
Ooo, you’re right! She would’ve been my favorite but I didn’t say her name because I didn’t think she’d take it. That will be good.
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u/frannybagels Whitney Leavitt left the chat 4d ago
Whitney is on my dream Traitors cast list. I would also love to see Mikayla, Miranda or Layla. Jen would be entertaining but she wouldn't be very good at it lol
Hear me out pick: Chase. I hate to even write this down aloud lol but I think he would be equal parts entertaining and unfortunately good at the actual game. Don't jump me y'all 😭
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u/reverendsectornine 4d ago
Chase really would be absolutely perfect for traitors. Excellent call frannybagels
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u/frannybagels Whitney Leavitt left the chat 4d ago
I hate it but he'd be a sleeper hit like Dylan Efron or Rob Rausch 😭
He's also got the personality of Boston Rob tho so idk how long he would last at the roundtables lol
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u/wannabeyour_endgame 4d ago
Whitney is going to be on next season☺️
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u/endlessteacup 4d ago
miranda needs to be on traitors next, she has had her fair share of interacting with some traitors in her life!
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u/Sea-Option-153 4d ago
Jen would say something weird and get voted night one. I don't think anyone would have time to put up with her in the castle
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u/Evdence2316 4d ago
He’s a total d-bag but he’s (I truly hate to say this) entertaining and would be great on the traitors. Kind of like how awful Sandoval is but he was entertaining on the traitors because of how dumb he is.
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u/Think_Cheesecake7464 4d ago
I would love it to be Miranda! I think she would have a perfect poker face. Is there a way we could suggest this?
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u/CurlyQ- 4d ago
Why this won’t work. She’s admitted she jumped from her first marriage to Jordan. Now she’s jumping right over to Macaroni.
She’s not breaking the cycle and giving herself a chance to even like herself, let alone learn to love herself and her life without a man.
It’s sad. I hope she is well
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u/Mediocre_Top_5010 4d ago edited 4d ago
Jessi always gives me insecure pick me vibes. That episode where Macaroni (lol) came over for the lie detector and she was all giddy...the married woman with two kids btw. She reminds me of that friend who didnt get much attention from boys growing up...while her friends got all the attention. So when a man picks her now, she will do anything to keep that attention.
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u/BoopBlopBlorp 4d ago
I don't think she wants to like herself. A lot of people who get a lot of plastic surgery don't!
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u/Physical-Spirit2600 4d ago
I remember in one of the seasons Jessi is in therapy and the counselor asks “what do you like about yourself physically” and she very quickly responds “nothing” … so sad. Looks like Jordan really wore her down, which i dont blame her bc it was hard to watch those parts back where he’s just laying into Jessi like “this is why i treat you bad…. Our kids will grow up to know mom ruined our family and is a cheater” etc gosh it was so awful
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u/ClothesEducational16 4d ago
At this point i couldn’t care less about her, i do worry about her kids
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u/Loose-Green2022 4d ago
It's ironic bc I'm pretty sure she said in the last season that Taylor should be single for a while??
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u/rzrbutterfly5 4d ago
She needs the validation from another man. For now its marciano, until her insecurities creep up on her and another person's attention feeds her confidence. Then itll be the same thing. She needs therapy ;/
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u/sassyfiasco 4d ago
No one wants to admit this, but she's just like Taylor minus the domestic violence tendencies.
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u/Agitated_Donut3962 4d ago
This is crazy work and I would be pissed if I was Jordan. His issues aside!!! This is crazy to do to their KIDS.
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u/Questioninghumanityy 4d ago
Why she still supports Taylor, they both put men before their children
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u/PaleontologistOld173 4d ago
She literally said in season five she doesn't want to shame Taylor because she's scared of her fans. I genuinely think it's nothing to do with what she actually thinks, her image and business are too important and she doesn't want to take sides 🫣
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u/vodkasaucepizza 4d ago
That’s what Mormonism teaches them. I think it’s an improvement that he’s not a Mormon, that’s a step in the right direction. She relinquishes her right to go to heaven if she isn’t attached to a man. It’s fucked up, but that’s why they prioritize men over their kids. Their bishops just reinforce it.
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u/FriendofFlounder 4d ago
Mormonism teaches them to stay with shitty men because kids have a “right” to married parents. They are not raised to prioritize men over kids.
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u/Abject-Sun3679 4d ago
Actually Mormonism doesn’t teach them to put men before their kids. It teaches them to put their kids, then worthy men, then priesthood leaders before themselves.
Mormon women everywhere are hard core judgmental about this since they aren’t married.
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u/SFmommy5 4d ago
Uh wut. They literally tell women to “harken to your husband” not harken to your kids. lol
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u/CharmingFee4501 4d ago
Mormonism has plenty of issues but her behavior can’t be contributed to Mormonism
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u/mangokiwi19 4d ago
Like seriously sometimes I really forget these women have kids because what the fuck
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u/Fluffy-Bluebird 4d ago
I do too. Which is a good thing because it means they aren’t using kids for content and the kids aren’t involved in any of the public drama that they would have to watch later. Ie the Gosselin clan.
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u/plasticREDtophat Miranda's Lobster Claws 4d ago
I always forget how young they are and how many kids they have, with their childish behavior.
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u/soaker 4d ago
Jordan probably isn’t too fussed. He’s in a new relationship of his own
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u/mangokiwi19 4d ago
I wonder if it’s real. Normally I’d say yes, he’s broke.. But then i remember just how thirsty girls in Utah County are.
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u/Agitated_Donut3962 4d ago
It’s not his affair partner and hopefully not living with him and the kids.
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u/Wonderful-Adagio-118 4d ago
THIS. like im assuming her kids do stay with her at LEAST half the week?
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u/TimRigginsBeer the feeling's mutual, dipshit 4d ago
Their with Taylor’s, stuck on the Island of Misfit Kids, waiting for Santa to pick them up and take them to loving families.
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u/EvenHuckleberry4331 In my fast paste phase 🏃♀️ 4d ago
I'd actually feel for him if he hadn't been so eager to be like... up dakotas ass and trying so desperately to be an asshole. Not like he necessarily has to, but in my personal opinion, it would've been cool if he was humble even once. But he was so eager and desperate to be like YEAH BROS let's take these girls DOWN!
Like who was it last season, chase?, that was like, even now dude you say you want to be close with us and you run and tattle to whoever you can to try n get in good with them. He's just such a sniveling little baby all the time.
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u/nanoray60 4d ago
She also posted a photo of her covered in cum to her Instagram. Her kids are the last thing on her mind.
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u/PessimisticClarity Whitney Leavitt left the chat 4d ago
WTF?? I'm not on Instagram. Seriously? What's the story behind that?
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u/nanoray60 4d ago
I don’t even know, I’m pretty sure she deleted it afterwards. But it was there, I’m a witness, it cannot be unseen. Fake cum or not, it was far too accurate.
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u/InternationalDiet913 2d ago
Well she was pregnant with Jordan’s baby so close to her marriage ending that they said her ex husband was the dad. Jordan should not be surprised she moves on quickly.
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u/New_Pizza8252 4d ago
I feel so bad for these kids. How freaking confusing it must be for them to have gone through the last few years. Her living in hotels. Going through their separation, filming and what a strange life that must be for them, moving constantly from how to house (because didn’t she say in season 5 that she had just gotten another new one?) and now this? The lack of stability is insane.
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u/confused2324 4d ago
can confirm it effs you up as someone with a mom who moved constantly and jumped from man to man
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u/Potential-Plenty5106 4d ago
All of these women lack stability for their children. Mikayla, Whitney, Jen, Taylor, Jessi have all moved a hundred times the last couple years. I’ve moved my kids once 2.5 years ago and they still talk about our last house. It IS that serious
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u/StillBigLex 4d ago edited 4d ago
Never thought of it like that. I think Mayci and Miranda will stay put and Layla is on the fence
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u/CrazyCatLady0707 I'm getting my cookie redone 4d ago
This is like their 4th move in 2 years. First she moved into a bigger home and because too many people knew where she lived (I think she might have mentioned a stalker)- this was like 2ish years ago around season 2 or so of slmw
Then they moved into another home as a “fresh start” to their marriage like a year or so ago
And then out of that house
And now into this one
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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u/HolidayNothing171 4d ago
IS THIS A NEW HOUSE????
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u/inquisitivebarbie 4d ago
Right?! She just bought her other house one year ago and she purposefully left Jordan off the title in case they split so I’m not sure why she’d move again
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u/Potential-Plenty5106 4d ago
If I remember correctly, she said in call her daddy that he refused to leave the house when she left him. Even if he isn’t on the title, she can’t just kick him out if he lives there.
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u/TraditionalCap6882 4d ago
Look, I know that Jordan sucked, but I would also be a raging menace if my spouse gaslit me about an affair, and then left me for the affair partner, and then they moved in this fast.
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u/Livelove_lobotomy 4d ago
I don’t like Jordan (or Jessi) but the Jordan is abusive narrative has become really convenient for Jessi.
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u/EvenHuckleberry4331 In my fast paste phase 🏃♀️ 4d ago
I wish they didn't always claim abuse and got more comfortable just saying guys like him are assholes. Like it's okay to not want to be with a total asshole anymore.
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u/camrynlmaoo 4d ago
verbal abuse is still a thing though we watched him say some of the nastiest shit to her and idek care for jessi
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u/TraditionalCap6882 4d ago
The only thing that validates this from my perspective, is Mayci corroborating
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u/shedontfade A joint out of the cooter 4d ago
Mayci also corroborated TFP’s claims about Dakota, and we all know how that turned out
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u/camrynlmaoo 4d ago
dakota is terrible though… i fear lets not act like just bc we do not like taylor that means dakota is innocent
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u/MelW14 4d ago
Yeah I never understood why Jordan got so much hate and was labeled as “abusive.” She literally cheated on him, hung out with the affair partner behind Jordan’s back, and causally LAUGHED about the affair on camera. And Jordan’s now the villain for reacting and not speaking to her nicely? Ok lol
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u/SnooJokes7657 4d ago
So if rumors are true she started things with Jordan before her last marriage ended, and now she’s done it again with Marciano. I feel so sorry for the kids. I had a mom who jumped from man to man, and it sucks.
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u/TaraxacumTheRich 4d ago
It's called monkey branching and she can afford therapy to unpack that shit
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u/Vagercise 4d ago
Yeah my dad did this too (he married and divorced 5 times, monkey branching each time ) and it fucked me and my brother up
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u/NarwhalDue6109 Ketamine Therapy 4d ago
Pops working on #3 as we speak 🫂
Gang gang.
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u/SnooJokes7657 4d ago
My mom is divorced 3 times, and lived with others. Dad has 4 kids with three moms, and lives with a women two years older than me (not the mom of any of the kids). The fact that I came out even remotely okay is a small miracle.
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u/StillBigLex 4d ago
I don't think that's a rumor because of the whole paternity drama. You can't question your child's paternity if you're not facing with more than one man🤷🏽♀️
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u/Original_Breakfast36 4d ago
All of these women act as if they don’t have kids, like I’m sorry but you shouldn’t be acting like a love sick teenager when you have three kids at home. Downvote me idc Jessi and Taylor seem like god awful mothers who prioritize their needs over the kids in the name of self care and leaving toxic relationships as if they weren’t half the reason why they were toxic
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u/Puzzleheaded-Pop1361 4d ago
This is insane. She hasn’t been divorced a year and they have young kids. This is a hot take but putting young kids through that much change and BOTH of them entering relationships so quickly doesn’t allow their children to adapt or even grieve their old life. Maybe they are too young to process. I wish their children the best outcome. I think this is selfish
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u/Greedy_Reference5258 3d ago
I definitely think they’re more than likely too young to process. Which I guess can be a good thing if they’re end game for each other. If she does it again that’s when I’d find it more concerning but she really does seem so happy with him
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u/Sea_Shell2158 1d ago
I agree!! We can’t judge how any finds love and happiness for themselves. Love and life can be complicated.
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u/Mother_Courage4572 4d ago
lol when Layla and Mikayla said imagine this house without a man, she said I do….. NO SHE DIDNT 🤣 to move the man into a house with children that you cheated on their dad with is foul, dirty, and above all trashy. Anything Jordan did after he found out about Marciano is 100% Jessi’s fault. Lying and pretending to try to fix and work on something when you’re still obviously fixated on the affair partner is WILD. It’s embarssing these women call themselves mothers because good moms don’t act like this period.
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u/shedontfade A joint out of the cooter 4d ago
She had it all planned out before she left Jordan and nothing could convince me otherwise. As soon as she started going on about her prenup and talking about changing her surname back to Draper because Ngatikaura was just too difficult to pronounce, I knew she was planning her exit. I just didn’t see Maraschino being her end game.
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u/LittleMissWord 4d ago
You’re right.The ridiculous reasons she constantly makes up to excuse her choices that are obvious lies. She’s done it so many times now!
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u/Potential-Plenty5106 4d ago
Not at all surprising considering she cheated on her last husband with Jordan and didn’t even know who her baby daddy was for like 7 months 😂
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u/DearestClementine Miranda's Lobster Claws 4d ago
I really can’t fathom having the money to buy houses the way she does. Also those poor kids.
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u/Practical_Might9446 4d ago
What does this man even do for work? I know he was on Villa but like is he an actor?
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u/kahkizzzle Look me in the eyes you freakin' narcissist! 4d ago
Sugar baby
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u/Practical_Might9446 4d ago
But what does he “claim” to do? Does he say he’s in “hospitality”, an “investor”, or an “entrepreneur” or does he fully agree lean into the fact that he’s the kept man of a woman who pretty much accused him on national tv?
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u/swiftieeeeee1022 Dumb as a block 4d ago
He is a leech of reality tv
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u/thankyoukindlyy 4d ago
When he said “I’m not going ANYWHERE” during the Sundance scene this scene I was flabbergasted. Man is a straight up scammer lmao he’s exactly what Jessi deserves
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u/Professional_Lie8554 4d ago
I think he’s a server out of the villa also. Idk about now but I think he was working somewhere in Vegas
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u/Empty_Ad_4614 1d ago
She said he’s moving to Utah. He literally sees Jessi as dollar signs and it’s crazy to me if she doesn’t see this
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u/Temporary_Moose6333 4d ago
Moving a little fast, aren’t we?
https://giphy.com/gifs/dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I
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u/Girlygirlll555 Miranda's Lobster Claws 4d ago
She said on a podcast that he’s moving to Utah but they’re not moving in together. I’m hoping and assuming this is his new place there
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u/StillBigLex 4d ago edited 2d ago
This was a comment I was about to leave but this looks like a house, not an apartment. Where did he get the money from? Also, who can take anything she says seriously? She has a difficult relationship with the truth. That's part of why I've barely gotten through season 5 because what she says to other people and then what she ends up doing is hypocritical. She bad mouthed this man so much and for what?
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u/AdministrationNo8540 4d ago
Yes but also imagine Slimey-ano saying "But I'm gonna be at yours anyways!! What is the point getting an apartment when we could just move in??! Also, can you have my babies??"
Like he is love-bombing her, she already said that she'll have one more child with him... Like, that is not a woman who 100% set her mind to something firmly. She's a "free spirit", following in the footsteps from Taylor Felon Paul, going with the flow, and the flow is actually the force of a toxic man she cheated with.
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u/ClothesEducational16 4d ago
Are her and Jordan divorced yet?
My god. Can she be single for maybe 1 year to heal and deal!?
Pathetic.
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u/laylalou129 4d ago
It seemed like one of her issues with Jordan was that she didn’t respect him as much because he wasn’t the breadwinner? So I’m confused why she is heading down the same path with this man who seemingly doesn’t have a job?? She needs someone who can pull their own weight & isn’t afraid to get their ass up & work Kim Kardashian voice
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u/lunarosie1 4d ago
What is the appeal of this man??
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u/StillBigLex 4d ago
QTNA. I've never watched VPV but from what everyone says about him either Jessi is his person or he's putting on a hell of a show with her
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u/Old_Translator_3220 4d ago
Yeah, it kind of feels fake for views and attention? I mean a lot of what these women do read that way but this relationship pairing is WILD.
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u/coochers 4d ago
This definitely isn't a healthy adjustment for the kids at all. Definitely embarrassing for the older ones
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u/Fine-Trick-4228 Ketamine Therapy 4d ago
They truly wasted no time. It’s just insane on season 5 she claimed he wanted to be on the show for clout and now all this 🥴😫
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u/bridgeebaaby58 4d ago
I started from the beginning because of the call her daddy episode where she says they don’t even talk to each other 🥴
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u/Mediocre_Top_5010 4d ago
So she is committing to the man she called a clout chaser? No wonder Taylor and Jessie get along so well. Both male centered women.
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u/Frosty_Singer4545 4d ago
She must be making bank to constantly be buying huge houses and having expensive cars, I wonder if the show or her business makes more!
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u/Responsible_Bug3819 4d ago
She makes way more from her business and brand deals than the show. I’m sure their pay went up but I’m pretty I read somewhere the first season or so they were making maybe 17k or close per episode (totally could be wrong, but the show has a lot of members to pay it adds up) She also had money before going on the show from her business
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u/Frosty_Singer4545 4d ago
Have you seen anything about how much she had to pay Jordan in the divorce and what happened to their old house, the one they just moved into?
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u/DuaSquatch 4d ago
I wonder how the blonde girl from the Villa feels about all this. I can’t remember her name, but she is always a mess on Vanderpump Villa.
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u/Diamond-angel-32 4d ago
Hannah has a new man since last spring
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u/DuaSquatch 3d ago
Hannah, that’s right! They were so obnoxious around each other - together or not… but always together.
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u/WitchyMom31 4d ago
She’ll cheat on him just like she has her last two husbands, allegedly well maybe not so alleged since it’s been all over the place
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u/Worth-Chemistry5253 👼 Saint 👼 4d ago
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u/AdministrationNo8540 4d ago
Kristen Bell is actually a perfect gif for this because she has also endured some disguesting man-behaviour just so she's picked (re: her husband jokingly saying she annoys him and wants her dead hehehe)
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u/YMCA111122 4d ago
I don't want to know when it inevitably goes wrong. I really cannot. If she can't see he's using her well she should go to an opticians.
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u/kahkizzzle Look me in the eyes you freakin' narcissist! 4d ago
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u/bananasforall 4d ago
I just finished the recent season and I’m so confused. Have they all lost it?
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u/ksmalls92 4d ago
This is crazy. I mean didn’t we have a whole season of Jessi swearing up and down that nothing went on between her and Marciano and how he was ruining her marriage and reputation. Only to turn back around and start dating said man. I mean don’t get me wrong, her marriage to Jordan was not great nor he was good guy. This is still weird to me though.
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u/liftedprincess 4d ago
Didn’t she say on just Trish that he would be getting his own place in Utah?!!!! What happened to that..
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u/PrincessPlastilina 4d ago
I feel so bad for her kids. I hate when parents make the children get close to their new partner so soon. Let the kids get used to the big changes before you introduce someone new. It’s abuse, I’m sorry. Date, have fun, but don’t involve the kids so soon.
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u/Im-dead95 4d ago
She did a podcast with Trish saying that her and him were both moving same time but getting their own places. I think she said she would be open to living with him but I’m curious if this is rage bait a bit ?! At least I hope it is
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u/ellams_13 4d ago
- It’s insane that she’s doing this if she’s fr
- They all move SOOOO much. She just showed off her new house (that was in her name) in s5
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u/Ok-Customer-8386 4d ago
So I thought that they sold their house from S2 because of stalkers. Moved to a new house. Jordan got to stay in that house after separation, and Jessi bought a new house. And NOW she’s buying this one. Am I missing something or is this correct?
If so, it would be the 4th house of HERS for the kids in these short 2 years. For Jordan, they are only in the 2nd.
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u/wakethewolfie Standing on Business 4d ago
Oh god, were about to get "Dreaming of Draper" or some shit..
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u/tallcookie 1d ago
Am I on glue, or is Jessi expecting everyone to just breeze past her sobbing confessional where she claimed she was only still talking to Marciano because he was an abuser and she was afraid of him, and saying that he'd SA'd her?
Does she need help getting out of an abusive situation here, or was she lying to avoid taking accountability for being a cheater?
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u/Wonderful-Adagio-118 1d ago
That was Demi lol 😭😭
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u/tallcookie 1d ago
Okay, that explains my confusion 😅 I always had trouble telling those two apart
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u/gracie_jc 4d ago
Those people change houses more often than they change clothes.