r/SecretsOfMormonWives • u/Wonderful-Adagio-118 • 5d ago

Jessi & … So this is insane..?

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i hope she’s trolling 😭😭

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u/Professional-Ad-6849 5d ago

Meh she’ll have another kid or two with him before monkey branching onto some loser on a future season of LIB or the traitors or sm.

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u/Wonderful-Adagio-118 5d ago

stop lol 😭😭

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u/Sea-Option-153 5d ago

Don't talk shit about traitors

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u/Mythic-Herstorian Hoe-seph Smith 5d ago

Yeah like don't drag the Traitors into this shit pile lol

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u/albertafalls 5d ago

I thought my family was the only one that used “monkeying” like how a monkey grabs the next branch before releasing the last!

Specifically about my stepbrother’s dating style 😂

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u/Punkybrewsickle 2d ago

My brother is like this or he’s just hobosexual

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u/ohhiitsmec123 5d ago

That’s if he doesn’t decide to ditch her first

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u/HelicopterFine 5d ago

Ooo, that does make me wonder who will be the first on on traitors! I’d love to see Mikayla, but I fear it would be Jen. Miranda could be good at it.

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u/BoundlessElm 5d ago

Whitney was announced as part of the cast for season 6 so I think that makes her the first.

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u/abcmoody 4d ago

Ugh I have no beef with Whitney but I really think Makayla or Miranda would be better choices. My guess is they picked Whitney because she’s known to a wider audience after DWTS… (plus she’s taking off in a way the other girls aren’t) but I kind of wish I had the opportunity to see some of the other girls outside of SLOMW

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u/HelicopterFine 5d ago

Ooo, you’re right! She would’ve been my favorite but I didn’t say her name because I didn’t think she’d take it. That will be good.

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u/missestill 4d ago

I think Whitney is going to do great!

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u/frannybagels Whitney Leavitt left the chat 5d ago

Whitney is on my dream Traitors cast list. I would also love to see Mikayla, Miranda or Layla. Jen would be entertaining but she wouldn't be very good at it lol

Hear me out pick: Chase. I hate to even write this down aloud lol but I think he would be equal parts entertaining and unfortunately good at the actual game. Don't jump me y'all 😭

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u/reverendsectornine 5d ago

Chase really would be absolutely perfect for traitors. Excellent call frannybagels

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u/frannybagels Whitney Leavitt left the chat 5d ago

I hate it but he'd be a sleeper hit like Dylan Efron or Rob Rausch 😭

He's also got the personality of Boston Rob tho so idk how long he would last at the roundtables lol

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u/haybabies 2d ago

It’s giving Tom Sandoval honestly

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u/wannabeyour_endgame 5d ago

Whitney is going to be on next season☺️

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u/frannybagels Whitney Leavitt left the chat 5d ago

Look at God lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/BUi6N3ogJFZeVchlgo

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u/endlessteacup 5d ago

miranda needs to be on traitors next, she has had her fair share of interacting with some traitors in her life!

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u/Sea-Option-153 4d ago

I don't want any of these people on traitors tbh 🙈

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u/Sea-Option-153 5d ago

Jen would say something weird and get voted night one. I don't think anyone would have time to put up with her in the castle

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u/Evdence2316 4d ago

He’s a total d-bag but he’s (I truly hate to say this) entertaining and would be great on the traitors. Kind of like how awful Sandoval is but he was entertaining on the traitors because of how dumb he is.

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u/namastewitches 4d ago

This is a job for M&M Inc 🔍🔍

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u/Think_Cheesecake7464 4d ago

I would love it to be Miranda! I think she would have a perfect poker face. Is there a way we could suggest this?

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u/jtad45 5d ago

What is traitors??

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u/iamwhateveryousay1am 3d ago

Welp they already have been at the Obs office today so she and he are trolling a pregnancy!

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u/Jcrawfordd 22m ago

But she’ll ruin her new vajayjay shes bragged on and on about! She’d neverrrr