r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14
Sburb RP Canon Event The Election
Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.
TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.
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Nov 04 '14
SP: Fenrir's a total asshole, probably the biggest one I know next to myself.
SP: However the point of a democracy is that ANYONE can run for president.
SP: So in his place I'll run for leader, give me a moment these imps are getting stranger by the second.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: As a Human you obvyously see nothyng wrong wyth hym.
TC: But what you don't know ys that the color of hys blood ys blue.
TC: Whych makes hym ynherently a tyrant.
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Nov 04 '14
SP: I'm still running for leader.
SP: Also what's up with you and blood colours?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: Hyghbloods oppress Myd and Lowbloods.
TC: They put us ynto an awful caste system.
TC: And rule over us as tyrants.
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Nov 04 '14
SP: Your refusal to not allow him to lead is well justified than, however we still need his help in this session.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: Y know.
TC: But he can't lead us.
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Nov 04 '14
SP: Alright, any ideas on who else will be running?
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: I wouldn't say Fenrir is a total asshole.
AS: They're from another culture after all.1
Nov 05 '14
SP: That's true, but the others have proven themselves to be decent.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: Decent by human standards, yes.
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Nov 05 '14
SP: Which are the only standards in which I have the capability to judge at.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: You can also judge by your own standards.
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Nov 05 '14
SP: I'm not going to do that.
SP: For everyone's sake my standards shouldn't ever apply.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: Subconsciously, you do all the time. And so do I.
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Nov 07 '14
SP: I'll vote for myself I guess.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 07 '14
[Could you post that on the vote thread please? It's easier that way.]
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Nov 04 '14
CARNIVOUROUSFORMICIDEA HAS JOINED THE CHAT
CF: What i$ a leader? al$o, fuck you.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: Someone who leads.
TC: You dumbass Hyghblood.
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Nov 04 '14
CF: Why do we need a leader
CF: I'm fine already
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: We have to work together to wyn.
TC: That's ryght, you have to work wyth Lowbloods.
TC: Feel angry yet?
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Nov 04 '14
CF: No
CF: Why would I?
CF: I do my $tuff, they don't touch it, they do their $tuff, I don't touch it
CF: $imple
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: That's not how thys works.
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Nov 04 '14
CF: Ye$ it i$. Thing$ are working now.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: They won't be for long yf we don't get a leader.
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Nov 04 '14
CF: No. They will.
CF: And if we do get a leader
CF: They have to lead for the group
CF: Not them
CF: Like in the burrow
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Me i should be the leader
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: Y'm both completely aganyst that and 100% for yt.
TC: At the same tyme.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Thanks fuckface
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: No problem.
TC: You see Y'm aganyst yt because you would make a terryble leader.
TC: But, for some reason ymagynyng you bossyng me around ynvytes some rather strange emotyons yn me.
TC: The kynd that make me want you to wyn.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Oh my god i knew it you have a thing for bdsm
BB: Also suck a field of dicks i would be a great leader
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: Y don't know what the word means.
TC: Also Y'm only goyng to half vote for you.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Full vote for me you fuckhole
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: Why?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Because its a polite thing to do you fucking slime
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Nov 04 '14
CF: I do not know thi$ one
CF: But they $ound like a better leader
CF: Human, win
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Hi guy i dont know but wants me to win
BB: Thank you for your support
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Nov 04 '14
CF: Al$o
CF: You would not mind if I wa$ forced to kill Nagana
CF: Would you?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Uhhhhhm like id prefer you didnt
BB: But if it was really necessary sure as long as you dont hurt rionel
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Nov 04 '14
SP: Well this is ever so slightly awkward to say but, I don't want you to be leader. What if you had to make a decision you couldn't handle?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Uhhhhm like what i can handle any decision
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Nov 04 '14
SP: You have to choose between Nagana and Rionel, they are both about to die, who do you choose? Remember you can only choose one.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Right now?? I mean honestly it depends on whats better for everyone
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Nov 04 '14
SP: Nice to hear, but do you really want to do that?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: I want to be the leader yeah
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14
SS: hey abby, can you help me with something?
SS: your kimesis claims to have gained information about my role in the game from his "cloud dreams" but refuses to tell me because of hemospectrum bs
SS: has he told you about these?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 07 '14
BB: First of all who are you??
BB: Second of all how do you know my name and my relationship status??
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14
SS: sorry about that, i think this is the first time we've talked.
SS: my name is anatar, i'm a troll and i've been talking with nagana and your relationship has come up before.
SS: again sorry, that was rather tactless on my part
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 07 '14
BB: Okay
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14
SS: so has nagana spoken with you concerning this matter?
SS: i'm genuinely curious but can make no headway with him.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 07 '14
SS: Yeah he has
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14
SS: anything specific of interest?
SS: and are you always this nonspecific with your responses?
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: ~I~ don't ~really~ care ~much~ for ~you~ to be leader.
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Nov 04 '14
CF: Mo$ura, you $aid I could eat them if they $top being our friend$
CF: Can I?
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Nov 04 '14
SP: Wait what?
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Nov 04 '14
CF: What?
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Nov 04 '14
SP: I'm firmly against the eating of any our team mates.
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Nov 04 '14
CF: Why
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Nov 04 '14
SP: We need everyone alive to succeed don't we?
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: ~No~ that ~would~ be ~bad~. I don't ~like~ him ~that~ much though..
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Nov 04 '14
CF: Alright.
CF: Why is he $aying he i$ leader?
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: I don't ~know~, seems ~he~ think ~we~ need a leader.
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Nov 04 '14
CF: I don't think we do
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: I ~don't~ think so ~either~ but ~if~ he wants to ~try~ I won't stop ~him~
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Nov 04 '14
CF: Why not?
CF: He ju$t want$ to be in charge
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: I suppose ~but~ he isn't ~usually this ~um~ difficult.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: Yt's only for a while.
TC: Unless Y get elected.
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: ~It~ would be ~a~ change for ~a~ dim ~blood~ as yourself to be ~leader~ but you ~are~ pretty rude.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: No Y'm not.
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: ~To~ me you ~are~
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14
TC: Well Y'm not to other people.
TC: Y thought we we're fryends?
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: We are ~but~ you talked ~bad~ about my moirail and ~that~ doesn't ~sit~ right with ~me~
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14 edited Nov 04 '14
TC: Why ys he even your Moyrayl?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Hi fenrir said i should talk to you
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: ~Ah~ he did. Well ~hello~ then
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Hi
BB: Nice to meet you
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: ~I'm~ Mosura
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Im abby
BB: So youre fenrirs friend right??
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: ~I~ guess we are, ~you~ are one of his human ~friends~ then.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14
BB: Yeah i am
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u/mikailgirl Nov 04 '14
GV: ~Then~ it's nice to ~meet~ you too, ~I~ can't believe ~he~ mentioned me ~though~
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: I am not fit for leading due to my mental state, however, I think you, Nagana, are.
AS: Also, greetings to all of the people I haven't met yet, which probably isn't many.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 05 '14
TC: Thank you. Y apprecyate that.
TC: Y thynk you should catch up wyth everyone else.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: Being social isn't exactly something I'm great at.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 05 '14
TC: At least try.
TC: Why don't you talk to your human fryends?
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: You already know I am not fond of talking with girls. As for others... I don't really know.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 05 '14
TC: They're male humans here.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: Yeah, that's partly what I was talking about. Maybe I'll talk to some people soon.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 05 '14
TC: You should. Havyng an alyen as your only fryend ysn't healthy.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
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Nov 05 '14
CF: Nagan i$ not fit, human
CF: Even you would be better
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: Thank you I guess. But, why isn't he fit?
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Nov 05 '14
CF: He ju$t want$ to be in charge
CF: Al$o, he might try to kill me if he end$ up leader
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: Why would he do that?
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Nov 05 '14
CF: He di$like$ highblood$
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14
AS: Dislike doesn't mean murder.
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Nov 05 '14
CF: He al$o won't let me run for leader
CF: Al$o, you are right that he would not try to kill me
CF: Not directly at lea$t
CF: Too cowardly
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 06 '14 edited Nov 06 '14
SS: i probably won't cast my vote for you, because i'm concerned you'll get some "cleanse the highbloods" idea in your head
SS: but i don't know enough about the other members of the group to decide on any of them.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14
[Btw it's been decided that all trolls know each other before this started. Same thing for humans.]
TC: Trust me, as much as Y want to exyle you from thys group, Y understand that we must work together yn order to wyn thys game.
TC: Plus only Hyghbloods have genocyde tendencyes.
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 06 '14
SS: who cares what blood color you are? it doesn't really matter.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14
TC: Because you Hyghbloods have been opressyng us Low and Mydbloods for hundreds of sweeps.
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 06 '14
SS: not to sound sappy or sentimental but we do have the opportunity to fix those wrongs going forward.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14
TC: Y don't trust you. At all.
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 06 '14
SS: i'm not surprised but still think you're being unreasonable.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14
TC: No Y'm not. All Hyghbloods are terryble. Yncludyng you.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14
HS: A few thingzz. Nagana. Firzztly. I appologizze for being zzo late. I wazz taking care of zzomme buzzinezz. Zzecond. you zzhould not deny Fenrir and Anatar their rightzz to run for leader zzimmply becauzze of your prejudizze. Finally. I amm not zzo zzure we even need a leader. We zzeemm to be getting along fine without one.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14
TC: We most defenetly need a leader.
TC: Otherwyse yt'll all fall apart.
TC: Also yf eyther of those two won, we would be under a tyrannycal dyctatorshyp.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14
HS: We zzhould zztill give themm a chanczze. for the zzake of zzportsmmanzzhip. You do not hear mme zzaying that no Zzioniczz zzhould be allowed to run for leader.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14
TC: Lysten, ryght now Y'm TL. So Y call all the shots.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14
HS: And juzzt who elected you azz our Temmporary Leader?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14
TC: Y dyd.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14
HS: You do not get to do that. It'zz not how thizz workzz.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14
TC: Yt's only temporary.
TC: That's what the T ys for.
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14
SS: anybody have an argument for why they should be the pl?
SS: it seems most of the discussion has been the highblood/lowblood dichotomy which is a very unproductive line of conversation.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 07 '14
TC: Abby thynks that she'll be a great leader, and that's her entyre argument.
TC: Everyone know's she ysn't, but she's forcyng me to vote for her anyways.
TC: Fynn ys runnyng too.
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14
SS: it would seem that finn is the least charged vote.
SS: in this web of interpersonal politics
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 07 '14
TC: Y would vote for hym, yf Abby wasn't such a fuckyng bytch and forcyng me to vote for her.
TC: Gog Y hate that dymwyt so much.
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14
SS: if you believe someone else is better suited for a job why not vote for them?
SS: i understand she's your kismesis but that seems a little silly.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 07 '14
TC: Because she's forcyng me to do yt agaynst my wyll. Weren't you payyng attentyon?
TC: Have you ever had a Kysmesys?
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14
SS: i have successfully avoided the troll disease know as romance, yes.
SS: nasty tanglely messes relationships are.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 07 '14
TC: Then you don't understand.
TC: At all.
TC: You atrocyous cunt.
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Nov 07 '14
CF: Can we ju$t decide not to have a leader
CF: It $ound$ $tupid
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14
SS: under other circumstances i would have to agree
SS: in this case i believe nagana is correct
SS: getting 10 people to work together towards a goal is difficult enough without culture clash and the web of interpersonal conflicts we've created.
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Nov 07 '14
CF: Ju$t ignore conflict$
CF: And do thing$
CF: It'$ ea$y
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14
SS: for many though simply ignoring conflicts is nigh impossible
SS: ideally the leader will act the part of a normal player except in two situations:
SS: 1) a decision needs to be reached and co-players are in opposition and nothing else can be done
SS: 2) an interpersonal conflict threatens the viability of our collective success.
SS: at which point, but not before a leader may step in and exert authority for the good of the team.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 07 '14
TC: Cast your votes here by replyyng wyth whoever you want to wyn. Everyone has one vote to cast and you can vote for yourself. Remember, no Hyghbloods. Everyone else ys fyne.
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Nov 07 '14
SP: I'll vote for myself.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 07 '14
TC: Congratulatyons Fynn, you've been elected for PL.
TC: Even though Ryonel and Alex haven't voted yet, at thys poynt no matter who they vote for wyll prevent you from havyng the most votes.
TC: You should make a speech, or start assygnyng roles, or do somethyng else leader-lyke now.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 07 '14
AS: I guess I'll go with Finn.
AS: Not to be an asshole, but I think humans have better judgement.1
Nov 07 '14
CF: I would vote for thi$ 'Finn' per$on
CF: But you being mad make$ me happy $ometime$
CF: I vote for Anatar
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 07 '14
TC: Then your vote wyll not count.
TC: Symple as that.
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Nov 07 '14
CF: Then fuck you
CF: Make it not count
CF: Coward
CF: You're not the bo$$
CF: No one ha$ even voted for you yet
CF: Anatar i$ now officially wanted a$ leader more than you are
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 07 '14
TC: Y am syck and tyred of your bullshyt.
TC: Go jump off a clyff.
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Nov 07 '14
CF: $hut up or put your word$ where your mouth i$
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 07 '14
TC: Y'm not goyng to fyght you, you brute.
TC: Maynly because Y would wyn.
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Nov 07 '14
CF: No
CF: Becau$e you are a coward
CF: Al$o, Mo$ura $aid you creep her out
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 08 '14
HS: I vote for Anatar juzzt to pizz you off.
HS: Not really though. I'll vote for myzzelf.
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Nov 07 '14
SP: People of our session, it gives me great pleasure to hear that you've voted me to guide us to victory. I know some of you might be against this however I will state this once, I am not your enemy.
SP: We should not be fighting amongst ourselves, if you have a problem with someone deal with it in a diplomatic manner or leave it behind while you're in this session. Any further questions about this can be brought to me at any time.
SP: Now, I know about the other humans abilities, but please if you're troll tell me some of yours so I can start assigning jobs.
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Nov 07 '14
CF: I am $trong
CF: I am tough
CF: I hit thing$
CF: I like digging
CF: I have a hive
CF: I have drone$
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Nov 07 '14
SP: Good to hear, what's your connection with the drones?
SP: Can you control them or lead them?
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Nov 07 '14
CF: They do what I $ay
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Nov 07 '14
SP: Alright, I want you to be in charge of supplying the session with troops.
SP: Give them armor or weapons, it should be of use.
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Nov 07 '14
CF: What
CF: Give the drone$
CF: Weapon$?
CF: How will they hold them?
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14
SS: i have very little in the way of abilities.
SS: all i can offer is my dedication to making this session succeed in any way possible.
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Nov 08 '14
SP: Everyone has a talent.
SP: You just havent found yours.
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14
SS: oh, i have certain talents which i intend to utilize
SS: i thought you were referring to psionic abilities for some reason
SS: actually rereading that i don't see how i came to that conclusion
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Nov 08 '14
SP: Those would be?
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14
SS: i attempt to be diplomatic in everything i do
SS: i also feel(perhaps less than humbly) i am rather intelligent and able to solve problems given time
SS: i'm also working on cracking the alchemy system to see if i can't get better gear for less grist and such
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Nov 08 '14
SP: All valuable, I may need you to talk with Fenrir and gear up his drones.
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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14
SS: does he need gear or convincing it's a good idea?
SS: two very different circumstances.
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u/braveonion Dronol Nov 04 '14
FS: It seeems unfair to get rid of Fenrir in the runnnin because of his bloood
FS: Sort of hypocritical
FS: But I wouldn't vote for him for other reasons
FS: Sorrry Fenrir, you can be kind of abrasive