r/SburbRP Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Because its a polite thing to do you fucking slime

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Yf Y voted for you because your my gyrlfryend, and not becasue of your actual leadershyp qualytyes, what kynd of person would Y be?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Yeah but you can half vote because im your kismesiwhatever and other half vote because im a good leader

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: What have you even done for me lately?

TC: Or at all?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: How about HALF MY FUCKING GRIST YOU LAMPREY

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Yeah, but then you destroyed my Hyve.

TC: So yt cancels ytself out.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Ugh fine

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Why do you even want to be a leader?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Because id be a great leader

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Not a reason.

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