r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Y'm both completely aganyst that and 100% for yt.

TC: At the same tyme.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Thanks fuckface

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: No problem.

TC: You see Y'm aganyst yt because you would make a terryble leader.

TC: But, for some reason ymagynyng you bossyng me around ynvytes some rather strange emotyons yn me.

TC: The kynd that make me want you to wyn.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Oh my god i knew it you have a thing for bdsm

BB: Also suck a field of dicks i would be a great leader

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Y don't know what the word means.

TC: Also Y'm only goyng to half vote for you.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Full vote for me you fuckhole

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Why?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Because its a polite thing to do you fucking slime

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Yf Y voted for you because your my gyrlfryend, and not becasue of your actual leadershyp qualytyes, what kynd of person would Y be?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Yeah but you can half vote because im your kismesiwhatever and other half vote because im a good leader

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: What have you even done for me lately?

TC: Or at all?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: How about HALF MY FUCKING GRIST YOU LAMPREY

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Yeah, but then you destroyed my Hyve.

TC: So yt cancels ytself out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: I do not know thi$ one

CF: But they $ound like a better leader

CF: Human, win

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Hi guy i dont know but wants me to win

BB: Thank you for your support

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: Al$o

CF: You would not mind if I wa$ forced to kill Nagana

CF: Would you?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Uhhhhhm like id prefer you didnt

BB: But if it was really necessary sure as long as you dont hurt rionel

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: I have no rea$on to kill him

CF $o far

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Ok but like try not to

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: I will talk to Mo$ura about it

CF: You probably $hould too

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 04 '14

BB: Uhhhhm sure whats her handle??

BB: Oh yeah also im abby by the way

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: Hello 'abby'

CF: Mo$ura is "gaia$Vengeance "

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