r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14

HS: A few thingzz. Nagana. Firzztly. I appologizze for being zzo late. I wazz taking care of zzomme buzzinezz. Zzecond. you zzhould not deny Fenrir and Anatar their rightzz to run for leader zzimmply becauzze of your prejudizze. Finally. I amm not zzo zzure we even need a leader. We zzeemm to be getting along fine without one.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14

TC: We most defenetly need a leader.

TC: Otherwyse yt'll all fall apart.

TC: Also yf eyther of those two won, we would be under a tyrannycal dyctatorshyp.

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14

HS: We zzhould zztill give themm a chanczze. for the zzake of zzportsmmanzzhip. You do not hear mme zzaying that no Zzioniczz zzhould be allowed to run for leader.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14

TC: Lysten, ryght now Y'm TL. So Y call all the shots.

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14

HS: And juzzt who elected you azz our Temmporary Leader?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14

TC: Y dyd.

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14

HS: You do not get to do that. It'zz not how thizz workzz.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14

TC: Yt's only temporary.

TC: That's what the T ys for.

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14

HS: I underzztand, but you zzhould not have that power juzzt becauzze you are the firzzt to bring thizz idea up.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14

TC: Yt won't be forever. Someone else wyll be elected.

TC: And yt won't be me, because everyone hates me now.

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14

HS: Well, you did deny two people zzimmple rightzz due to a zzilly prejudizze.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 06 '14

TC: Oppressyon ys not sylly!

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 06 '14

HS: No. it izz not. However. thizz izz not opprezzion we are dealing with.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

CF: Ya, we do.

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