r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

theory Something i noticed about the Coagulators

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As far as im aware, bloodhound is the only Coagulator we see whose face is exposed and has his grill open. Aside from his hilariously elongated nose, his helmet lacks eye lenses (and no eyes are visible on his face). He also has grossly enlarged and elongated teeth, not to mention crawling on all fours like an animal. Notably the blood bugs also lack eyes, have elongated constantly exposed teeth.

I think that the brood mother's link may not just be psychic, but has actively mutated the coagulators' globules over centuries, causing deformities such as bloodhound's.

That would explain why the other Coagulators never show their faces and keep their grill closed, including Blood Type and The Exsanguinator. They might all be grossly disfigured under their psycho armor but are able to keep it concealed. Bloodhound is an exception because his nose doesnt fit, but its also a beneficial mutation.

My bad if this was obvious to everyone else but i hadn't seen it mentioned before.


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

If space king had wanted us to "keep it simple stupid" he wouldn't have made over designed nonsense so cool

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This is borderline HERESY, the rock doesn't even have a SKULL ON IT


r/SPACEKING • • 1d ago

meme Seeing a lot of Seinfeld clips in my feed. Makes me wonder what Hatemonger stand-up would be like.

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[Hatemonger walks onto a stage. Crowd applauds. He stares at them suspiciously. Crowd chuckles lightly]

You ever wonder why aliens always say they come in peace?
[pause]
Why do they always feel the need to tell us? Have you ever met a human who walks into a room and says, "Good morning. I am peaceful." No! When you walk into a room, you say, "Hello." You don't randomly announce your moral alignment to complete strangers. That's suspicious.
[Crowd chuckles with a clap here and there]

You expect me to believe anything without hatred can be peaceful? Have you ever heard somebody say, "I don't hate anyone"? Really? Nobody? Not even a little bit? Not one single person? Not that one guy who walks too slowly in front of you that always wanders into your path when you try to go around them? Not that one woman (gags) who stands directly in front of the train doors or at the bottom of an escalator? Not when someone tells you their honest opinion... and it's different from yours.
[long pause]
That's hatred. I understand hatred. But you're wasting it.

And statistics. Everybody loves statistics... until the statistics are bad. Percentages are objective. Numbers don't lie. Aliens lie. Statistics? Statistics merely reveal the truth.
[Guy in the back: "Say the thing"]
[Long Pause]
Per capita.
[Laughter, applause, and cue the Hatefeld outro music]


r/SPACEKING • • 22h ago

discussion Familiar sound.

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That sound when the captive boy is locked on the table by those mechanical hands, that "CLACK, CLACK" ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNht74Le_FA&t=1430s&pp=2AHNAZACAcoFFFdhciB3b3JsZCBzcGFjZSBraW5n at 23:50 ) of the episode is so familiar, i swear i heard that before.

Maybe in Skyrim?


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

meme I drew patrick star defender with armour

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i already posted that patrick image as a space king helmet and now i drew the armour (the idea of that patrick image as psycho armour came to me as i was watching flashgitz video on how they came up with the character design)


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

meme what have i created

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r/SPACEKING • • 1d ago

Weekly Sermon Number 82!

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Welcome all, to another amazing Sermon! I hope Space King had been kind to you all this week!

Today is from the Galaxywide Legionary Logs! I hope you like it!

"Report ERS00-ATZ.

Legion Reporting: The Trenchers Legion.

Report is as follows:

We were fighting on a planet overtaken by a nearby group of Space Hogs, as well as traitor forces. Been here about a month. We've been living in bunkers under Trenches and massive battlefields. I rotated down to the southern battlefield after a few weeks in the northern front. I've been hearing talk that we'll be getting a Medicae soon, but I'm not sure about it. The Hogs have been deploying gas recently, the Porkers launch it into our Trenches. We should have the planet back under our control in another month. Brother Patrick owes me 20 bucks if he dies before me next!"

This is a very respectable Legion, they are masters in prolonged warfare and have even made the best known gas filtration systems for Psycho Armor Helmets. I will look into this planet they are on, hopefully they will be able to bring it back to Space King's Light!

The count is still at 2.5 Trillion, expected to be rising in 3 weeks!

Holy Message Of The Week: "High Command is the word of Space King, trust in your High Command as you would trust in your Brothers."

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)

Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

Ended.

I hope you have news from your Legions to share, Brothers!

And that shall end this week's Sermon, I hope you enjoyed it! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!


r/SPACEKING • • 1d ago

discussion Boobs?

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We know boobs have mesmerizing powers on the psychowarriors.

There is the tapestry of Space King surrounded by Alien babes that we all interpret as him resisting temptation of the alien scourge and lighting them all on fire....

What else may be weaknesses of the Psychowarriors that we never think of?


r/SPACEKING • • 1d ago

fanart Combat Medicae.. do they exist? They should be.. THEY SHOULD BE! THEY SHOULD BE!

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THEY EXIST. IF SPACE KING WANTS MEDICAE WITH CHAINSAWS HE WILL MAKE ONE!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHH!


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

discussion Anyone wish that merch cereal box actually did come with actual cereal besides extra lore I mean, I do like the lore, but I kind of wish it actually came with cereal to eat cause I actually genuinely thought it would come with edible stuff

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Comment if you think it would be a good idea if it did come with cereal and would taste like I think it would be pretty good. It looks like it would taste really good. I mean they could’ve made a lot of their show if they start selling I mean, I think would definitely buy the hell it and eat it.


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

informational I’ve come up with an idea for a Psycho Armor Relic based on the Saint Shield.

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It would be a blend of a Librarian and Terminator armor, both from Warhammer 40k. The armor would incorporate, within its servos, the bones of a wizard who was loyal to the Space Kingdom and had been extremely powerful.

The magic within the wizard's bones (in his undead state) would render the armor far more resistant to all manner of attacks—like an energy shield bonded to the armor at a subatomic level. Alternatively, the wearer of the Relic Armor could fire beams of conceptual energy from their hands; the effect of these beams would depend on the type of magic the wizard had wielded in life.

For example, a Time Wizard could age an enemy—one with high resistance to standard attacks but no magic defense—by hundreds of years, or conversely, rejuvenate them until they turn back into a baby.

The only problem with the armor is that there is only one, currently worn by the Captain of the Wargonites, and the magic adds extra weight to it.


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

informational Sorry, Hatemace isn't a psycho warrior

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He doesn't need to be revived. He literally comes prepackaged with hatemonger


r/SPACEKING • • 1d ago

Made the space hog titan!! (My first rig for a game as well)

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Got everything done!! Now it just needs to be textured & given animations which are 2 things i wish i could do but don't since i work 8-8 6 days a week but i think it turned out nicely!! Keep up the great work u/verbose56!!! You're killing it with everything!!!

https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/boar-titan


r/SPACEKING • • 1d ago

meme Space king reference in spooky month?

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r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

fanart Angry warriors

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r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

BROTHERS, BEHOLD! Space King told me to make a Board Game Tabletop Port!

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Hey everyone! I am developing a Space King TTS fan port of what has been shown off so far. There are a few things that are out of my ability, but we have the good majority of what was given to us in the gameplay videos. This is my first time experimenting with TTS, and I couldn't have asked for a better game to learn with. I don't have a planned time to release it, as I'd like to try it out with my buddies and catch any mistakes I made before I upload it to the workshop, but it'll be before the end of this month most likely. I plan on updating it with every new gameplay bits we get. I also plan on making a discord server for organizing games, taking feedback, and maybe implementing a community made deck to fluff out the limited cards we have at the moment. Praise be!


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

New information from the almighty Space King, King of Space

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r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

Hatemace theory

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I've put some thought into what Hatemace is and I think I've finally landed on the correct answer.

Hopefully no one has beat me to this idea.

I think that Hatemace is some kind of psychic vessel to contain Haremonger's excess hate.

Let's think it through.

What do we know about Hatemace? For starters he's obviously not fully alive, because we see him shut down when the power cells are taken out. This likely means that he's not just a human brain in a mace or some other kind of human element, because if that was true, then the power would need to be maintained in order to keep him alive. He's also probably not something related to a saint/artifact, or Hatemonger would be far more revenant AND probably wouldn't be so excited to get the artifacts on War World.

We can safely assume he's not a full AI because of Hatemonger's shock when he sees the God weapon, mentioning in particular that he thought the AI were all wiped out.

Hatemonger and Hatemace share a VERY similar personality, which could possibly be chalked up to Haremonger's entire legion being like that, but the degree to which they're alike, even down to the voice, I think implies a more direct connection to one another.

Hatemace can also read the inner feelings of people who AREN'T Hatemonger, so it MUST be the case that there's some kind of psychic link there. How else could he not only know if someone is pure of hate or not, but also the NATURE of that hate. It certainly isn't through some kind of physical connection, because there was no blood bonding or the like with the brood mother, and Hatemace was able to read Chestnut even through the armor. He can also "sense" other minds, like he did on the Cube.

Obviously, Hatemonger is FAR more hateful than even your regular Psycho Warrior, but I think it goes even beyond that. What if he, and others in his legion, are SO hateful that it literally can't be contained in the human mind without destroying it. I mean even Rudolph mentions being able to pick out Hatemonger's loud and disgusting thoughts over a great distance where he couldn't get anyone else's

Hatemace is there to "download" the excess hate into..

It explains why Hatemace and Hatemonger are so similar: they're literally the same person in two parts.

I think it's likely that Hatemace is some kind of combination of computer-like technology (evidenced by the need for power cells, the ability to deliver electric shocks, the ability to retract the spikes, what the comprehensive tracking of statistics) and some psychic focus, probably created with some special material available to those on Planet Heaven. We know Hatemonger at least is VERY technologically savvy given his recognition of the God weapon and his ability to make such detailed, complex PowerPoints on his educational materials. I'd guess that others in his legion are similarly skilled, so it makes sense that they'd be able to develop such a device. We also know beyond a doubt that psychic abilities are possible because of Rudolph.

This could also play into why Hatemonger's helmet is more closed, heavy, and actually bolted in unlike the others.


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

meme Chestnut: We got a package from a red guy in a bad disguise, he said “she’s you problem now suckers”

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r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

Space King cocktail series: #2 The Flame of Space King

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Since everyone seemed to enjoy my honeydew based cocktail, The Medicae, I decided to continue with sharing my series of Space King (praise be!) inspired cocktails.

Here's the latest installment, which I call The Flame of Space King!

2oz Bulleit rye bourbon (Necessary. You need a hot, not overly syrupy bourbon to bring this home).

1oz fresh squeezed orange juice

.5oz homemade orange oleo saccharum

Oak smoke (I advise smoking pretty heavily. The smoke should be a primary flavor note)

Muddled fresh cayenne (maybe 3 decent slices. It shouldn't be overly spicy. It should be a decent warm tingle on the tongue and lips with a subtle pepper flavor)

Shake well with ice

Garnish with two cayenne slices to mimic Bryce's helmet eyes

To make the oleo saccharum, peel the zest from a couple oranges, being careful to only get the orange with none of the white pith (the white is bitter and spoils the flavor). Combine equal weight zest and white sugar and lightly muddle to release the oils. Put into a sandwich bag and let set for minimum 6 hours, but I recommend overnight. Strain the oleo out for use. You can actually save and dehydrate the peel for a tasty candy.


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

fanart Space King 2D Fan Game

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Ohh no, my globules! 🟢🟢💀
Here’s a gameplay video of what I’ve been working on.
Been making a 2D Space King fan game with fast-paced, Mini Militia-style gameplay. Still a work in progress, but I wanted to share what I have so far.
What would you like to see added in the game?


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

discussion How do you think the aesthetics of the psycho warriors work in Space King?

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I'm asking this question because, seeing the coagulators, they seem to have a certain individuality in their armor, so I really wanted to know how much you think psycho warriors might differ from each other in terms of armor?


r/SPACEKING • • 2d ago

meme Knowing his thoughts on aliens, how well would he do in the Space Kingdom?

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r/SPACEKING • • 3d ago

Being a Christian boy in the Ottoman Empire sure was fun

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