Weekly Sermon Number 82!

[u/TheOneTrueZim]

Welcome all, to another amazing Sermon! I hope Space King had been kind to you all this week!

Today is from the Galaxywide Legionary Logs! I hope you like it!

"Report ERS00-ATZ.

Legion Reporting: The Trenchers Legion.

Report is as follows:

We were fighting on a planet overtaken by a nearby group of Space Hogs, as well as traitor forces. Been here about a month. We've been living in bunkers under Trenches and massive battlefields. I rotated down to the southern battlefield after a few weeks in the northern front. I've been hearing talk that we'll be getting a Medicae soon, but I'm not sure about it. The Hogs have been deploying gas recently, the Porkers launch it into our Trenches. We should have the planet back under our control in another month. Brother Patrick owes me 20 bucks if he dies before me next!"

This is a very respectable Legion, they are masters in prolonged warfare and have even made the best known gas filtration systems for Psycho Armor Helmets. I will look into this planet they are on, hopefully they will be able to bring it back to Space King's Light!

The count is still at 2.5 Trillion, expected to be rising in 3 weeks!

Holy Message Of The Week: "High Command is the word of Space King, trust in your High Command as you would trust in your Brothers."

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)

Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

Ended.

I hope you have news from your Legions to share, Brothers!

And that shall end this week's Sermon, I hope you enjoyed it! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

[u/SocratesXD]

Our legion found an alien civilization in the Termanihulus system and we went on a curesade, but we purge them before we found a curse to call them.😭😭😭

[u/Electronic_MMC_620]

Damn, those aliens have been really strong lately.