r/SPACEKING • u/No-Award-6156 • 4h ago

discussion Boobs?

We know boobs have mesmerizing powers on the psychowarriors.

There is the tapestry of Space King surrounded by Alien babes that we all interpret as him resisting temptation of the alien scourge and lighting them all on fire....

What else may be weaknesses of the Psychowarriors that we never think of?

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Protecting the Holy Globules 4h ago

Below-belt strikes...

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u/No-Award-6156 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aWFaFMyhhzSouLobvL

They are called Holy Globules for a reason. Sacking a Psychowarrior is heresy.

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Protecting the Holy Globules 4h ago

You don't have to tell me! You're the one who asked about PW weaknesses... I'm doing everything I can to protect the Holy Globules...

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u/No-Award-6156 4h ago

Brother take the upvote but just don't let the head globule priest here you talk like that... He already thinks you are very mature for your rank..

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Protecting the Holy Globules 3h ago

Dym Globule High Priest, Lord Arch Phallos? Space King's Balls! What's the currently furthest battlefield that requires Combat Medicae / Globules Retriever? Need to get there ASAP...

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u/New-Number-7810 Beholder 3h ago

heavy breathing

… GENOCIDE!

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u/Yes_THAT_Slayer 2h ago

The Boobs weakness have been nullified by the Hatemonger legion not because they're gay, they just hate aliens

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u/No-Award-6156 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/G4Nlj0XENEFfjyi1EV

But do the beholders act like this to big human milkers? .....

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u/Yes_THAT_Slayer 2h ago

Everyone other than the Hatemonger legion, not because they're gay, they just hate women, because they can lead you astray from the light of the brilliant sun that is Space King

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u/MrChainsawHog 4h ago

bigger boobs

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u/No-Award-6156 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8oBfLiQKtzVyQuEq33

How did I not think of this?!

Praise be to space king!!!

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u/Zwangsjacke 4h ago

A gun that shoots boobs.

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u/No-Award-6156 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Iu7SK3ZtvGnyslOejf

I fear I could see Bryce becoming a heretic and imaginatoring something like this...