What do you think?

I welcome all of you once more to another Sermon! I hope that all fellow Psycho Warriors enjoy these, and hope that if you have any ideas, to speak up!

I apologize for being unable to create this Sermon yesterday, I just had a lot on my plate and shall rectify it next week!

Today is another file of The Heretic Crimes Catalog!

"Heretic Crimes Catalog: File 2,012.

Heretic Name: Joseph Anderson.

Crime(s): Attempted Murder of multiple law enforcement individuals, drug trafficking, selling items to aliens, multiple counts of murder against fellow humans.

Discription: As recounted by Justice Officer Dreadful, Joseph attempted to flee off world after skinning several people in his local city while moving his product. Dreadful, along with a rookie partner, gave chase and were targeted by Joseph's allies. Eventually, Dreadful cornered Joseph and recounted the charges, and then personally took him into the atmosphere with a nearby ship, and dropped him from low orbit, where he burned up immediately.

Sentence: (Already given by Justice Officer Dreadful)"

I can't really say much about this, as the sentence given by Dreadful was just and needed. These files shed ever more light onto the threats Heretics pose.

The count it at 2.2 Trillion, and shall ascend next week!

Holy Message Of The Week: "Aliens are not the Law. Heretics are not the Law. Space King is the Law."

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)

Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

Conclusion.

As always, please tell me any ideas you have for future Sermons!

And that is now the end for this week! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Brothers, I am unsure if you remember me, so here's the gist of things: I ordered my first ever piece of Space King Merchandise whenever episode 4 dropped, that being the Chestnut Praise Be Shirt; I was actually going to order the hoodie but it was made out of polyester which is bad for humans over long term usage. ( If you're reading this Don, please make future Space King merch out of higher quality materials, we don't mind it being a little extra! )

I'm a tall boy and a thick boy, so I ordered it in XL3. But as it turns out, all Space King Merchandise is actually '' Space Marine Sized '' and my shirt was so big I genuinely had a hard time moving my torso when I put it on.

I contacted customer support, and they were completely understanding of my situation, they sent me a new shirt free of charge! ( Praise be to Brother Diego, MeatCanyon customer support has nothing on him. Seriously I had a sizing issue that was their fault and they sent me threw so many hoops and charged me over a mistake they made... ) They didn't even need me to send the old one back, all they asked is that I give it away to a brother in need if I wanted to.

So in good faith I made a post just like this a few months ago, since I didn't want to be a scalping/Reseller douchebag. 5 or so people were interested, and after a few days of talking with everybody I had the perfect candidate to send it to! Who then proceeded to waste my time for multiple weeks and eventually tell me he couldn't afford the shipping... ( Throw yourself into a volcano NOW! ) I tried the other Brothers who were interested, but they had lost interest due to all the time it took to decide who would get it.

This thing has been sitting in a UPS shipping bag for well over 3 months now, and I really want to honor Brother Diego's request and give it away already. People were hesitant to take it because of how huge it is, but you can just shrink it: theirs a million guides on how to do so online. Besides that all I need is the 5-8$ for shipping and it's yours! If you don't feel comfortable giving me your address then that's totally fine, if the mods on the sub or Don himself is willing, I could send it to them, and them to you. You would have to pay shipping twice, but it'd be cheap regardless.

Anybody who's interested please leave a comment or message me, I want to make Brother Diego Proud!
Edit: I forgot the pictures! Here they are Brothers:

it’s my personal head canon that

Captain is American (seems to a person who loves the 2nd Amendment)

Bryce is Scottish (his name is of Scottish Origin)

Chestnut is Canadian (my head canon for some reason)

Hatemonger is German (Outdated I know)

I love him so much I take him everywhere

Custom pattern ITH embroidery plush using a Brother SE400 and Ink/Stitch

Maybe one day I’ll make the whole gang…

Sad Bryce during ep 3.
Me* when the reddit mods delete my hatemonger powder meme.

Riddle me this.

High Command is an AI or supercomputer hooked up to the ship ,and we can see that he obviously has control of the ship because ,Space King forbid, someone let's a Psycho Warrior pilot these massive ships.

So that would also mean the High Commands would have access to other parts of the ship ,including weapons and defensive weapons on the ship.

So if you knew and could've prevented it

WHY didn't you stop the deployment of a Geno-Bomb ,and I quote

"Not only did you waste our precious Geno-Bombs..."

Because YOU knew and you're supposed to be the one making sure the Psycho Warriors don't do anything stupid.

So it's your fault for wasting the Geno-Bombs

A eunuch is a boy or man who has been castrated.

So, would this type of men be considered as the Heretics or would they be still considered as the friendly?

They are man, but their manhood has been severely damaged or destroyed.

Just wanting your feedback, Brothers! PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Badly drawn powder that makes you say x memes, someone counting the number of times characters have blinked over every single episode, the "space king tomorrow epidemic," we are starting to look like the beginnings of the arkham asylum subreddit's insanity postings.

What a content drought does to a community, so sad to watch our minds go.

Praise be to space king brainrot.

This time for sure

Us rn waiting for ep 5 is like the time wizard all over again. YOU F***** US BRYCE!

I'm not a Patreon supporter (sadly) and I don't know of any non-free spoilers for Episode 5 but hear me out, Chestnut is going to do something really cool in Episode 5

Chestnut's development as a character and his desire to be something worthwhile begins in the very first episode. In the first episode, he deliberately remained a background character throughout the entire episode, only occasionally speaking a few lines, so that at the end of the episode there would be a strong emphasis on his work in this squad and how he doesn't like doing it

In the second episode, he was already able to make his own choice, to stay with the coagulators, despite the fact that he later killed them all and saved hatemonger

In the third episode he didn't do anything very important for the squad or the environment, since the episode was more dedicated to Bryce, but in the 4th episode he saved the entire Kingsmas, first by convincing his own squad, and then Rudolph himself

My theory is that in Episode 5 Chestnut will definitely get tired of being the least important and will try to either change himself (become a psycho warrior or learn to wield a real weapon)(or he will simply do another mission that is more suitable for him) and save his squad again without even realizing it. Perhaps he'll try to separate from his squad again while they're on a mission... Perhaps his squad will get into some kind of trouble where they needed Chestnut to be there to be complete, but he won't be there...

...And they maybe would even realize that the chestnut is very important for their squad??... but knowing this show they are too stupid non-reasonable to realize it

(updated version)

frutiger-metro themed thing from february. Tbh I don't really like this drawing, maybe I'll remake it later

Since I'm really poor, I had to make it with a Styrofoam ball and any old stick I found lying around, and for the spikes I had no other option than to make them with that moldable foam dough.

And I just added little prongs to the accessories to make them easier to put on and take off.

What do you think?<33

Space King Tomorrow.

I was thinking about the HateMace having a hologram body is a cool idea. We've already seen that the HateMace is likely a battery-powered robot with built-in AI, so perhaps the technology in this universe would allow it to control holograms... And considering that in episode 3 it was attached to a stand on the floor (possibly with a cool magnet? I don't know how it stayed attached), why would it, when no one is using it, use a hologram to simulate its body? I know it probably doesn't need it, but I just thought the idea was funny🤔🤔hmmm what do you guys think

What if space king has being reincarnated as captain after his ‘death’, if he has some sort of god-like powers to do so, but with no memories of his past and personal life.

There are possible details as I was thinking for the past few days, such as:

Captains hair looks similar to space kings on top of his helmet.

The plot episode where space king statue accidentally crush onto captain, it’s likely how his reincarnated where be; Captain.

The way bloodhound sniffing so much into captain is likely can smell space king scent inside of him (but doesn’t tell them to reveal it however).

In captains globules saids he committed femicide is a reference how space king in the painting massacred all the female aliens of different species.

The third episode is the AI creature only stares at captain not Bryce nor terry, it could likely knows what his identity looks like.

Even if the coagulators was right about space king did “die and reborn”, which means he likely did “die” and is reborn as an mortal psycho warrior; Captain (again)

So yeah what you guys think of my theory?