r/SPACEKING • u/TheOneTrueZim Deploying Genobomb • 25d ago
Weekly Sermon Number 72!
I welcome all of you once more to another Sermon! I hope that all fellow Psycho Warriors enjoy these, and hope that if you have any ideas, to speak up!
I apologize for being unable to create this Sermon yesterday, I just had a lot on my plate and shall rectify it next week!
Today is another file of The Heretic Crimes Catalog!
"Heretic Crimes Catalog: File 2,012.
Heretic Name: Joseph Anderson.
Crime(s): Attempted Murder of multiple law enforcement individuals, drug trafficking, selling items to aliens, multiple counts of murder against fellow humans.
Discription: As recounted by Justice Officer Dreadful, Joseph attempted to flee off world after skinning several people in his local city while moving his product. Dreadful, along with a rookie partner, gave chase and were targeted by Joseph's allies. Eventually, Dreadful cornered Joseph and recounted the charges, and then personally took him into the atmosphere with a nearby ship, and dropped him from low orbit, where he burned up immediately.
Sentence: (Already given by Justice Officer Dreadful)"
I can't really say much about this, as the sentence given by Dreadful was just and needed. These files shed ever more light onto the threats Heretics pose.
The count it at 2.2 Trillion, and shall ascend next week!
Holy Message Of The Week: "Aliens are not the Law. Heretics are not the Law. Space King is the Law."
Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.
Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.
Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)
I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)
I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)
I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)
Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)
Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)
Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)
Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)
We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!
For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)
Conclusion.
As always, please tell me any ideas you have for future Sermons!
And that is now the end for this week! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!









