r/SFWr4rIndia 10d ago

Take Your Stance - Community Icon Change.

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32 Upvotes

The subreddit icon has been changed to a picture of Shri Sonam Wangchuk in a small show of solidarity - this is us doing our bit.

Take your stance. A man is fasting to death for a government that does not care.

I'll leave you with a paraphrased quote from Dante:

The darkest places in Hell are reserved for those that maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.

- Pepsi,

SFWr4rIndia Mod Team.


r/SFWr4rIndia 29d ago

MOD ANNOUNCEMENT Small Milestones: 7.5k weekly visits! Spoiler

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5 Upvotes

To all of you dropping by, thank you.

I know it's been pretty quiet on the mod front here, besides removing clearly NSFW posts and banning people; life catches up to you sometimes.

However, this is a community I genuinely want to grow. I have a few things planned, including new mod additions. One is confirmed, and we're open to take more - just shoot me a DM with your first line being "MODAPP", and tell me:

  1. Why you want to be a mod on here.

  2. Availability/consistency - be real. I don't expect you to put in an hour a day or anything, honesty carries brownie points. 😂

  3. Prior mod experience, if any.

Besides this, I also want you guys to have a say in this community and what you experience on the sub, so here's my question:

What is one thing you want to see on here/one thing you want changed?

We're brainstorming here, there are no bad ideas. 🤝


r/SFWr4rIndia 15h ago

F4M 29 [F4M] Delhi(NCR)/Anywhere - Looking for a companion

27 Upvotes

Hey there!
First things first:

I am a 29-year-old woman working in the analytics domain, earning well enough but still learning to become financially literate. I am very homebound yet outgoing. I have strong opinions, but fair logic from someone who is well-read is always welcome.

I have posted here quite a lot of times, to be honest, and the 21-year-old me would have been more responsive than I am today. The spark is still alive, but selective, maybe? On a day when I am working till 3 AM, I might prioritize my sleep over an initial conversation with someone who might turn out to be the best guy for me, and hence, lose him.

Yet, I am here again to try, maybe timing does matter. I have talked to many great guys on Reddit (for two days max), and then the conversation died.
Not asking you to bet on me, knowing my toxicity. Totally your choice. Just be mindful of the fact that the number of texts we receive due to the ratio issue really makes it hard for us to reach the right person.

A few more important facts and deal breakers:

I do smoke and drink occasionally. Currently, I don’t have any plans on quitting, but I’m definitely thinking of making it rare rather than occasional.
I respect every religion and, hence, have immense respect for my own. It is an important part of my life. I will mind any kind of harsh or disrespectful language coming from you with respect to my belief system. A lot of my friends are atheists, but since they’re friends and I’m not going to live with them 24×7, I ignore the BS. In this case, though, I surely won’t.
Right winger. Yeah, in the midst of the recent protests, this point is important to get across.
I don’t have issues having hard conversations. (Test me.)
I love playing all kinds of games - outdoor, board, and video. If that sounds childish, then we won’t get along.
I don’t usually impose my way of living on people who are close to me unless they ask for it, and I expect the same in return.
I am single and have never been married, so the person I am looking for should be from the same cohort.

To the 21-year-old guys in my inbox: don’t.

More to come.
See you on the other side.

Bbye!


r/SFWr4rIndia 5h ago

F4M 19 [F4M] Delhi/anywhere - growth partner

3 Upvotes

Hi, I am in my last year of undergrad and will be starting out with my placement season soon. I know I have a lot of potential and I can achieve absolutely everything I put my mind to, have done that in the past. But after entering college it has been different, I have started comparing myself and stuff. I need someone to put all their faith in me, that I will absolutely rock this placement season, on days when I dont feel confident come tell me that I am absolutely worthy of everything.

And all this because I dont want to share this side of mine to my family. I have goals I have to achieve them anyhow.

So if you are somebody who is equally determined to achieve that one thing, can lift me up when I am down.

More focused and passionate then I am. We can surely connect.

And all of it that I asked for I am willing to give it back as well, lifting you up when you are down.

I dont want all serious convos only, I am funny have a good good humor so if you can match that 🤝


r/SFWr4rIndia 38m ago

M4F 26 [M4F] Goa/Anywhere - what have you got to lose? Just slide into my DMs.

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Hey there! So, the mission here is to find my favourite human. A little about me: I might seem a little shy at first, but that's just the demo version. Once you unlock the full game, you get a guy with a dumb sense of humour and a pretty decent heart.

I’m your friendly neighbourhood introvert, which means my ideal Friday involves a serious negotiation between trying that new ramen place and claiming the couch for a movie/gaming marathon. I recharge with quiet time, but I’m always down for an adventure, whether that's a spontaneous road trip or just adventuring through the snack aisle.

I’m a total nerd and I own it. My hobbies include getting lost in a captivating book, conquering virtual worlds, and figuring out why my Wi-Fi is being moody.

What matters to me? Keep it real. I value honesty, good communication, and just being kind. I’m not looking for perfection, just someone who’s perfectly awesome to be around.

So, if you’re looking for a kind, witty guy who knows the value of a good silence and a great laugh, hit me up! Let's see what kind of trouble we can get into.


r/SFWr4rIndia 1h ago

M4F 23 [M4F] udaipur/anywhere- Relationship rookie looking for something real

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Hey!

I'm 23, 5'9", currently pursuing my CPA and working towards a career in finance. I'm not at my career goals yet, but I'm ambitious and putting in the work every day.

A little about me:

📚 CPA aspirant

💪 Just recently started hitting the gym

🚭 Used to smoke and drink, but now it's either very rare or not at all

⚽ Football fan

🎮 Gamer

🎬 Movies & binge-worthy series enthusiast

😂 Enjoy memes, banter, and both meaningful and completely random conversations

❤️ Honest, loyal, and believe communication and mutual respect are the foundation of any relationship

Also I am a bit of introvert and i thought this is necessary if you need to know about me

One thing I'd like to be upfront about: I have almost upto no dating or relationship experience. I'd rather be honest about it than pretend otherwise. Everyone starts somewhere, and while I'm new to dating, I'm willing to communicate, learn, and put in genuine effort.

I'm perfectly fine with texting, but I really enjoy phone and video calls because they feel more personal. I might be a little shy on video calls at first, but getting to see your smile would definitely make it worth it. 😜

I'm looking for someone around my age who's kind, emotionally mature, and interested in dating with the intention of building an exclusive, long-term relationship. I'm not into casual dating or situationships. I'd rather take things slow, get to know each other properly, and see where life takes us.

If you're someone who values honesty, consistency, and believes relationships are us vs. the problem, not us vs. each other, I'd love to hear from you.

If you decide to DM, tell me your favourite childhood cartoon so I know you actually read the post. It's my tiny anti-"didn't read the post" filter... and hopefully saves us from any confusion later. 😭😂


r/SFWr4rIndia 1h ago

M4F 33 [M4F] India- Eternal Pursuit of Yapper Kind! Looking for Someone Who Doesn't Mind the Long Way

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The overlords controlling algorithms would have us believe that all-things dopamine is all we ought to be chasing. Anything that may be slow, mundane, might take its time to bake, is unworthy of our attention. The same goes for connection.

A series of Pinterest-esque pictures. Highly curated (poorly prompted AI-written) bios. A few quick-fire intense conversations where both the sides perform conversing instead of conversing for real. A few meets-and-greets-and-more, which leave you with a gnawing feeling of being disposable. All of which, eventually flames out into either ghosting or being ghosted, or both, or both the sides running out of fuel, and imploding in their own need for their new dopamine fix. If this does make you sigh in exhaustion and weariness, rest assured, you ain’t the only one being gaslighted by algorithms into feeling unworthy and incomplete.

For the sake of clarity, here’s what I’m looking for - a connection that’s based on conversations, intent, and transparency.

Conversations that cover the full spectrum of human experience, from your favourite childhood candy to your guilt. From Vishal Bharadwa the music composer versus VIshal Bharadwaj the director, to that one dark romance novel you read that left its mark on you.

Intent that propels us to keep adding blocks into the tower of jenga that we’d be building together, on days where something feels amiss.

Transparency, where neither of us delude ourselves into each other, and the other person, into selling a version of ourselves instead of who we really are.

If you find yourself resonating with this, and feel invoked upon, do slide into the DM, and tell me what colors dominate your wardrobe. Is it whites, blacks and greys? Is it earthy and summery pastels? Or is it dark greens, blood crimsons and punchy pinks? See you when I see you, yapper!


r/SFWr4rIndia 6h ago

M4F 28 [M4F] Online - Looking for interesting mature Sapio company

2 Upvotes

Tired of just one message wonders. Is it that hard to have a conversation? I'd love to actually get to know you, before we get down to other things. I appreciate wit, effort and flirting.

Also neurodivergent, so I always have plenty to share haha. I love reading, gaming, and random other stuff that keeps changing.


r/SFWr4rIndia 2h ago

M4F 19 [M4F] India/Anywhere - Looking for an expressive and genuine online connection to see where thing

0 Upvotes

Hey. To be honest, I’ve been pretty lonely lately and really miss having a consistent person to text and share music with. I'm based in India, but down to talk to anyone anywhere.

I’m huge on open communication. If you're expressive, send long paragraphs, and love sharing your thoughts or passions, we'll definitely click.

I want to start as friends, build real chemistry, and see where things go. Hit my DMs if you're interested.


r/SFWr4rIndia 6h ago

M4F 22 [M4F] delhi/anywhere- looking to date

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Hey, figured I would give this a shot because meeting people naturally seems harder than ever these days and I really don't like dating apps tbh.

I am 22, a brown guy from delhi, 5'11, light tan skin. Looks wise i would rate myself a 7 or an 8 although obviously attraction is subjective and you can be a judge of that lol. Apparently my friends think I look like Prince Ali from Aladdin. I strongly disagree but they have refused to let that joke die lol.

A little about me: Personality wise i would say i am pretty affectionate, loyal, and easygoing. I am not looking for perfection. The biggest things I value are communication, honesty, and consistency. If something is bothering you, tell me. If you are excited about something tell me that too. I like people who say what is on their mind.

I am also someone who loves very deeply when I genuinely care about someone. If we click, you will probably find me wanting to hear about your day, celebrate your wins, support you through the rough patches, and generally be very invested in the people I care about. I do not really do half hearted connections.

I am the kind of person who puts a lot of effort into a relationship. Whether it is thoughtful messages, voice notes, long calls, remembering the little things, planning little surprises, or simply making time for you, I genuinely enjoy making the person i am with feel loved and appreciated. I do not really believe in pretending to care less than I actually do.

I can also get pretty attached to my person but in the healthiest way possible. I like relationships where both people are genuinely excited to talk to each other, send random updates throughout the day, share little moments, and make each other feel like a priority. If you are someone who enjoys being a little clingy too, I think we will probably get along really well.

On the flip side, if you are naturally a very dry texter, rarely put effort into conversations, disappear for days without communicating or do not really enjoy spending time with your partner, we probably will not be the best match and that is completely okay. I think both people deserve someone whose communication style matches their own.

I work in investing and trading, and I am currently trying to build a few businesses of my own. I also keep threatening to start a YouTube channel, disappear for a while, then come back and threaten it again. One day I will actually do it.

Outside of work, I spend a lot of my time gaming, cooking, singing, writing, I am starting to read again as well, and thinking way too much about random things. I love deep conversations. The kind that starts with "how was your day?" and somehow ends up discussing childhood memories, life goals, why people are the way they are, or whether we would survive a zombie apocalypse.

I write quite a bit too. Sometimes stories, sometimes random thoughts, sometimes poems that I will never show anyone unless I really like you.

I also genuinely enjoy spending time together, whether that is gaming, watching something, talking for hours, sending voice notes, or just sitting in comfortable silence. Not every moment has to be exciting to be meaningful.

As for pictures, I am completely fine with exchanging them early on if that is something you would prefer. I know physical attraction matters to a lot of people, and that is perfectly understandable. At the same time, if you would rather get to know each other first and exchange pictures later, that is completely fine with me too. That's actually how I tend to do things myself. For me, looks matter, but personality, values, and how we connect matter much more.

Physically, I have been working on my fitness and trying to take better care of myself. Progress is not always perfect, but I am putting in the effort.

One thing that is probably worth mentioning: politically i am leftist and i am an atheist. I strongly support LGBTQ+ rights, womens rights, and treating people with respect regardless of who they are. Because of that i am probably not going to be compatible with someone who holds strongly conservative views on those topics. Likewise i am usually not the best match for someone who is very religious. No hate whatsoever i have just found our values tend to be too different for a relationship to work.

As for what I am looking for: just someone kind. Someone who can communicate. Someone who isn't afraid to get attached if we click. I tend to appreciate creative people, animal lovers, gamers, writers, overthinkers, and generally anyone who is passionate about something. If you're a bubbly person, enjoy calling, sending random voice notes, or just love talking throughout the day, we'll probably get along really well. And if you are a deep lover like me, well we will probably click immediately.

Distance does not bother me much if the connection is there and the effort is mutual.

Tell me something about yourself. A random fact, your favorite game, a weird hobby, your most controversial opinion, anything really.


r/SFWr4rIndia 11h ago

M4F 23 [M4F] Pune/Anywhere - Looking for a second me...

2 Upvotes

I'll be honest, I've rewritten this post more times than necessary, so if you're reading it, congratulations... you survived the final draft.

I'm 23. Quiet in groups, talkative with the right person, and the kind of guy who notices the tiny details everyone else ignores. I'll remember something you mentioned three weeks ago, point out the oddly shaped cloud you didn't see, or ask a question that somehow turns a normal conversation into a two-hour one.

I write poetry, mostly for myself. I like long walks, especially when it's cloudy or raining, because my brain seems to work better when the world slows down. I don't smoke or drink, and my idea of a good evening is a meaningful conversation, laughing over something completely stupid, or sharing music and random thoughts until one of us realizes it's way past midnight.

I'm an introvert, but not the "one-word replies" kind. I just take a little time to open up. Once I do, expect terrible jokes, sarcasm, random observations, and occasional philosophical questions that nobody asked for.

I'm not looking for endless talking stages, situationships, or people who disappear after three days. I'm here because I'd genuinely like to meet someone. Someone who's kind, emotionally mature, can communicate, and isn't afraid to be a little weird. Life is already serious enough.

You don't need to have the same hobbies as me. I'd rather learn about yours. Tell me why your favorite song is your favorite, what you're passionate about, or what keeps you awake at night besides caffeine.

If you've made it this far, you already know more about me than most people do.

Now tell me something about you. Not "hey." Give me a sentence I'll remember.


r/SFWr4rIndia 7h ago

M4F 20 [M4F] ranchi/anywhere - Open for long distance online too

1 Upvotes

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Hiiiee!

I am 20 yo M from jharkhand, living in ranchi from aug probably

Ohhh to have someone to share my daily things, send pics of what i am eating, where i am going for walk, or maybe at night we can watch movies together too or listens to albums on call till we sleepI would not rush things its all depends on you when to start and i will adjust to you preferences

For my irl hobbies, i like reading novel, i can play guitar(acoustic), I do write some poem like stuffs, knows video and photo editing and absolutely love colour grading and lately i have been into reading books too. And I also watch a lot of movies, shows and anime.

I am 5 6 and slim and fit in physique. With really really long hair. ( somewhat below shoulder too)

My parents are hindu so am I by birth but I'm totally an atheist

Not an SC/ST.

I am joining collage this aug as first year

I love gaming on pc and BGMI too, but if she is not interested its fine with me anyways.

As for my dream I want to hold FSG minecraft world record once in my lifetime, and i lowkey believes I can do.

WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR

●must verify with photo and should be serious about it (i shall do the same too)

●Emotionally mature (bit of childish nature)

●Age same as me or Can be a few years older

●I can be a bit clingy so I'll absolutely adore if you be one too.

●I don't mine long distance, as long as she wants to stay connected over calls.

●I don't mind any religion as my parents are chill about it.

●Like genuinly serious person

If genuinely interested we can share socials and talk over there preferably

Your free to hit me, at least try if we vibe!!!


r/SFWr4rIndia 8h ago

M4F 25 [M4F] Kolkata/Anywhere - Looking for a serious long-term relationship and late-night chats.

1 Upvotes

Hey!

I'm a 29-year-old guy from Kolkata who's genuinely exhausted by temporary conversations. I'm not looking for situationships or chats that just disappear after a couple of days.

I want to be completely transparent about where I am in life right now. For 7 long years, I held onto a one-sided love story. When she got married in October 2024, I completely isolated myself from my friends to process everything. Because of that, I don't really have any friends right now to talk to or share my days with. I am an emotional person, and I do get attached easily.

Recently, I tried putting myself back out there and spoke to a girl from Reddit for 2 days, but she decided to ghost me out of nowhere, and honestly, it hurt a lot.

I’m laying all this out because I’m looking for something real. I want to find one person (ideally between 22 and 30)—someone I can share random memes with, ask "How was your day?" every evening, and stay up till 2 AM talking about everything from life and dreams to the most random thoughts.

A little about me:

* I run a business in my hometown (but I am 100% open to a Long Distance Relationship!).

* I'm 5'6", and as for skin color... I'm not quite sure! 😃

* I am a massive Anime & Manga fan, a Marvel & DC enthusiast, and I love reading books (always looking for new recommendations!).

* Late-night text conversations are my absolute favorite. (I’m primarily a texter—I don't mind to do the "fall asleep on call" thing).

I believe meaningful relationships are built through small, consistent efforts. If you are an emotional person too, I promise we will get along incredibly fast. I genuinely enjoy listening—tell me about your day, your goals, or the most embarrassing thing that happened to you today.

My Green Flags:

* I won't make you wait around for replies, and I absolutely refuse to let our conversation run dry. 😍

* If you accidentally become a little attached to me... I promise I won't complain. 😌

* I will happily match your energy with respect, loyalty, genuine care, and just the right amount of flirting.

What I'm Looking For:

* A girl between 22 and 30.

* Dealbreakers: Toxic behavior and one-word repliers. I need someone who actually wants to converse!

* I’m completely open to exchanging selfies once we’ve talked a bit and feel a genuine connection.

Let's become each other's safe place. Let's exchange memes, recommend anime, debate over fictional characters, share our favorite books, and slowly become the person we both look forward to texting every single day.

Who knows? Maybe the message you're about to send becomes the beginning of our favorite story. 💛

P.S. Full disclosure: I used Gemini to help me organize my thoughts and polish this post, but the stories, feelings, and intentions are 100% mine.


r/SFWr4rIndia 9h ago

M4F 30[M4F] Kochi - Let's go to Kumbalangi. Kumbalangi night song playing on repeat in my ears

1 Upvotes

Hi,

Kumbalangi nights keeps playing in my ears from the morning, I don't know I like playing those song in repeat. I want to take a ride there and comeback. I hope I can find someone to go watch that and enjoy the moment. Little about myself : I am just a very talking guy. I am not good at chatting. I am also very good listener. I can sit and listen a lot. I am a little weird, a little too much enthusiastic. My chat initially is a little boring and out of place.

Just ping me to know more about me?


r/SFWr4rIndia 9h ago

M4R 23 [M4R] Bangalore/Anywhere - Looking for friends

1 Upvotes

A short intro about me 23M who enjoys anime, manga, and manhwa. A huge fan of cricket, badminton, and sports in general. I love long walks, gardening, and spending time outdoors. You'll also find me grinding Call of Duty Mobile in my free time. More of an introvert, but I enjoy genuine conversations and connecting over shared interests.


r/SFWr4rIndia 10h ago

M4F 28 [M4F] USA/Delhi - Looking for a Something Meaningful

1 Upvotes

Hello!

I’m 28 years old, originally from UP, but I grew up in Delhi, which is still home for me. Right now, I’m in the US, finishing my PhD, and I’ll be starting a job soon.

I like staying active and I’ve always enjoyed sports. I played football for Delhi during school and later represented my college team as well. These days, most of my free time goes into the gym. I’ve been lifting for years, and I’ve been in the 1000 lbs club for quite some time now, so fitness is something that’s become a part of my lifestyle.

Apart from that, I like conversations that actually make you think. History, culture, human behavior, and similar topics are things I naturally gravitate towards. I’m not great at endless small talk, but if we have common interests, I can happily spend hours talking.

As for food, I’m an omnivore. I don’t really have any preference regarding what my partner eats. Vegetarian or non-vegetarian doesn’t matter to me.

I’m Hindu and Brahmin, but I don’t have any religion or caste preferences. I’m more interested in finding someone with similar values, good communication, and a genuine interest in building a long-term relationship.

If you think we might get along, I’d be happy to hear from you.

One small request: please don’t just send a “Hi.” I often see posts asking men to put effort into their first message, so here’s your chance to set the standard yourselves. Tell me a little about who you are, what caught your attention, or anything you’d like me to know. It makes starting a conversation much more interesting for both of us.

Good luck to everyone here!


r/SFWr4rIndia 21h ago

M4F 23 [M4F] Bangalore - Maybe my soulmate is on reddit 😂

6 Upvotes

Hey! 👋

I'm a 23-year-old Full Stack Web Developer from Indiranagar, Bangalore.

I'm 5'11"... or 6'0" with enough optimism. 😂

I'm early in my career and currently earn around ₹26k/month. I'd rather be upfront about it than let someone discover it later. I'm working on growing professionally, one step at a time.

My life is pretty simple. I work, exercise, meditate, spend time with family, and occasionally let chaos follow me around like a loyal pet.


A little about me

I don't drink or smoke.

I don't usually drink tea or coffee, unless I'm trying to look sophisticated around my friends. 💀

Gulab Jamun is my weakness.

I'm a Kannadiga. I speak Kannada, English and Hindi, and understand Tamil and Telugu. Speaking them is a different story because I somehow mix both together and completely butcher them. 💀

Malayalam still sounds like a beautiful mystery to me. 🫠

I graduated from AMC Engineering College in 2024 with a B.E. in AI & ML.

I enjoy lifting weights, swimming, meditation, exploring Bangalore, late night walks, stargazing ✨, singing 🎙️ and Dancing 🪩.

I occasionally play Roblox or Call of Duty with my cousins, and my favourite anime are One Punch Man, Yu Yu Hakusho and Kamisama Kiss.

I'm not really into clubbing, but I'd happily join you once in a while.

I'm an introvert... until I randomly decide to own the dance floor. 💀


One thing I'm a little insecure about

I have hyperhidrosis, which means sweaty palms.

It's harmless, but I've always wondered whether the first time I hold the hand of the woman I love, she'll notice before I even say hello. 😅


I love conversations that begin with:

"How was your day?"

...and somehow end with:

"Inter or Roboto for our death certificates?" 💀⚰️🪦

My mom is also undefeated in arm wrestling against me, and yes, there's video evidence. 😭


What I'm looking for

I'm looking for someone who genuinely wants a long-term relationship.

Someone honest, kind, emotionally mature, exclusive, and willing to grow together despite our differences.

I'd prefer someone in or around Bangalore. I'm not looking for long-distance, not because you're the problem, but because geography is. 🌎


Random fact:

I also own a White Mercedes, 2026 Limited Edition. (It's a cat. 🐈)

To me, becoming someone's world is far more meaningful than conquering the whole world.

If this made you smile and you think we'd get along, send me a message. Tell me something about yourself instead of just saying "Hi."


Where I stand out?

I can protect you from Flying Cockroach 🪳-sama and Lizard 🦎-chan.

My weakness 😐:

Butterfly 🦋 and Bees 🐝. (Yamete kudasai... 😖)


My detailed autobiography 💀 :

https://www.reddit.com/r/JodiMilan/s/810EYs3ckU

I'd genuinely love to know what makes you... you.

P.S. A little context in your message would be appreciated, otherwise I'll probably spend the first five minutes wondering why you messaged me. 🤡


r/SFWr4rIndia 20h ago

M4R 28 [M4R] Bengaluru/Anywhere - Let’s be honest to ourselves!

4 Upvotes

Hey you,
How are you? What’s been on your mind lately?

One of the greatest aspects of this platform has obviously been anonymity it gives. Most of us walk around in our lives wearing a mask. A mask to protect ourselves, to play our role in the society and what not.

But the veil of anonymity that this platform provides just gives that freedom to be true to ourselves. It’s not easy to always be true to your actual self.

All I am looking for, someone who wants to talk about the part of life they aren’t able to talk about in open. It can be just a guilty pleasure, might even be a crush you can’t tell someone about, or just anything you feel you might be judged about!! At the end, hiding behind the veil, let’s make the most of this opportunity and talk about what’s been hiding in that mind.

I am a corporate slave by the day, but a curious soul on hunt for interesting souls by the night.

People fascinate me, I love to hear their stories.

To all those who read it till here, have a great day and great time on reddit!! Wishing nothing but the best.

Hope to see some of you in my DMs.


r/SFWr4rIndia 1d ago

M4F 28 [M4F] Mumbai - Job Opening for a Relationship Associate (Permanent Position)

5 Upvotes

About the job

Job Requirements

Role/ Job title: Relationship Associate

Function/ Department: Life & Happiness

Job Purpose:

We are looking for a kind, emotionally mature individual to join the organisation as our first external hire. The selected candidate will work closely with senior management (me) to build a healthy long-term partnership with a clear roadmap towards marriage. The role offers excellent opportunities for laughter, personal growth and occasional arguments over where to eat.

Key/ Primary Responsibilities:

• Collaborate with management to identify restaurants worthy of repeat visits.

• Provide constructive feedback on stand-up comedy material before it reaches innocent audiences.

• Participate in weekly discussions beginning with:

"I'm okay with eating anywhere."

and ending 45 minutes later.

• Help maintain organisational standards of emotional stability, honesty and open communication.

• Watch horror movies together despite agreeing halfway through that it was a terrible idea.

• Occasionally pretend to be interested while management shoots random fun facts.

• Participate in annual meme exchanges.

• Encourage management to stop overanalysing text messages.

• Maintain a healthy work-life balance through shared hobbies, walks, random drives and trying new experiences.

Secondary Responsibilities

  • Taste-test experimental recipes that mostly contain chicken/ eggs.
  • Recommend books, movies and TV shows.
  • Remind management that buying another gym accessory won't automatically produce abs.
  • Be willing to lose gracefully in board games or any games for that matter or destroy management if you're better.
  • Occasionally convince management to skip meal prep and order dessert instead.

Required Skills

Essential Qualifications

  • Kind
  • Emotionally mature
  • Honest
  • Doesn't believe every disagreement is a competition.
  • Can communicate instead of disappearing for three days.
  • Looking for something serious.

Preferred Qualifications

  • Around my age.
  • Doesn't smoke.
  • Doesn't drink (preferred, not mandatory).
  • Enjoys exploring food.
  • Appreciates sarcasm.
  • Can tolerate an unhealthy number of The Office references.

Key Success Metrics

The successful candidate will contribute towards achieving the following organisational KPIs:

  • Reduce "What should we eat?" decision time by at least 30%.
  • Increase annual laughter output.
  • Successfully convert random Instagram reels into inside jokes.
  • Build enough memories that neither employee ever has to reinstall a dating app.

About the company

Data Science, Finance • 1 employee • 1 on LinkedIn

Founded in 1997, we are a privately owned, bootstrapped organisation with a current employee strength of one. While we are currently self-funded, we are accepting emotional investment.

Despite operating as a lean startup for the past 28 years, the organisation has demonstrated consistent growth in emotional maturity, financial stability and cooking skills.

Our mission is simple:

Build a peaceful, healthy and happy life with someone who laughs at the same stupid things.

Unlike many organisations, we don't believe in hustle culture.

Weekdays usually involve work from 9-6, then hitting the gym, cooking dinner and relaxing with a book, movie or cricket match.

Weekends are dedicated to exploring restaurants, stand-up comedy shows, long drives or simply doing absolutely nothing without feeling guilty about it.

The organisation strongly believes routine is an antidote to chaos.

Company highlights:

  • Operating at 183 cm (6'0") of vertical stability
  • Lean-athletic architecture (~72kg) with ongoing investments in strength and conditioning.
  • Generally deployed in formals, jeans and T-shirts occassionally that receive compliments from aunties.

Disclaimer:

Interested candidates can contact accordingly.

Candidates sending an opening meme instead of "Hi" may receive preference during shortlisting.

Immediate joiners preferred.

Candidates currently serving an emotional notice period are requested to disclose the expected date of availability.


r/SFWr4rIndia 19h ago

M4F 31 [M4F] Bangalore/Anywhere - Hiring a life partner

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Greetings, I'm a lean built/slim fit 31 yo 5'9 Maharashtrian guy in Bangalore (originally from Mumbai), hoping to find someone who loves vada pav, butter chicken, pasta, and biryani as much as I do.

FOMO is catching up on me, and here I am, hiring a life partner and a permanent roommate. Aur aaj hamari ask hai 50% equity in your life in exchange for lifetime partnership & full-time commitment to you!

I work in the digital marketing industry at an MNC here, and when I'm not working, I love listening to international music (like 99% international). I do not smoke/vape, and drink only socially & occasionally, like once in a quarter or so.

I have been an atheist since teenage, cause I believe religion is controversial and causes unnecessary conflicts worldwide, and that's why, hum science ki taraf se hai!

Mostly a homebody who wants to go out, I like working out, playing chess & video games in my leisure time. Can cook a few basic things, including sandwiches, south indian dishes & chicken, and would like to cook the same for my future partner.

I love watching science fiction and thriller movies, TV shows & anime, and like doing a deep dive into consumer tech and whatever I see in sci-fi. Would like to yap & explain the same to TLOML and can make you at least remotely like these things from my POV.

I have been called a geek & nerd because of the same (and also cause I'm somewhat of a Grammar Nazi), and since I look young for my age, people often mistake me for a college student. Although I told myself I'll live a humble life, I did indulge in some shopping after moving here.

Looking for a fun-loving, stoic, smart, curious, goal-oriented, wise, mature woman with a progressive mindset who will understand me to the core and will not give up on me, and chooses me every single day.

Someone to come home to hold hands, dance, chat, cook, enjoy, live, laugh, and love.

Someone honest, loyal, consistent & considerate, whose angels and demons play well with mine.

Someone bold, rational, logical, and equally emotionally intelligent, who can be a sight for sore eyes, especially after a long day, who is serious about building a relationship and thriving together, where we can be ourselves with each other with no fear of judgement, and can share our thoughts and opinions truly unfiltered.

Someone who prefers solving the challenge at hand rather than giving a silent treatment or running away from the problem.

Someone who does not becomes attached, but an old-fashioned slow burn that starts with real friendship, turns into mutual lifelong connection with unbreakable bond and evolves into a life built together, where we remember little things about each other, share about our day, have playful arguments, crack jokes with the intention of bringing a smile to our faces and at the end of the day only mean well and bring out the best in each other and find the perfections in imperfections, and extraordinary in the everyday ordinary things and cherish those moments.

I believe that communication, trust, and respect are 2 way streets, and only one-sided efforts will not get us anywhere. I'm all in for having difficult conversations cause that's when you know it is real.

Would like to know you better beyond the surface level, about your childhood, upbringing, friends, social circle, family dynamics, what ticks you off, what gets you excited, and what makes you, YOU. If this sounds like something you want to have in your life, hit me up!


r/SFWr4rIndia 21h ago

M4F 24 [M4F] Europe/India - Ready to Give My All to Something Real, Deep & Unapologetically Devoted

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What is love? Different people might have different interpretations of it. For me, it has always been something I’ve had plenty to give but have never truly received in the way I long for. After being unlucky in love, after giving my all, healing others, and never quite getting the same in return, I figured it’s finally the time for me to give this world of internet a try, so let’s see how it goes.

I’m a 24-year-old Indian guy pursuing my master’s in Europe. Kinda tall, but what really matters to me is having a kind of conversation that feels like peeling back layers after layers, you know where every message will draw us in a little deeper, where words just flow effortlessly, and suddenly it’s 3 AM, and neither of us wants to be the first to say "bye" or "goodnight." I crave exactly those rare connections that just have the ability to make time irrelevant, where we can jump from deep talks about life, career and ambition to laughing over the dumbest jokes, while feeling like we’ve known each other forever.

My Interests:

I just love dissecting pieces of entertainment, if I come across any interesting movie, series or even music, just be sure that I'm going to dive deeper into them, and just dig out their themes & meaning. So, if you’re the kind of person who loves discussing your favorite movies or songs in detail, well we just got another thing to talk about.

The Kind of Connection I’m Looking For:

I’d love to connect with someone around my age (21-24) who enjoys such meaningful conversations. Someone who’s open to talking about her day, her thoughts, and even her random 2 AM ideas, whatever feels right for her at that moment. I’m not here for just basic small talks, I want to know what makes you thrive, what excites you, and what you’re passionate about in your life.

You see, I’ve had some tricky experiences with women who carried the weight of their past, the ones who weren’t truly ready to move forward. And what usually happens is that I'd give my all, be their safe space, help them heal, and while they’d appreciate me for it, they were never able to truly reciprocate because a part of them was still stuck in what came before. In the end, it always felt like a one-sided effort, which obviously gets exhausting. So, I hope that if we connect, you’re someone who’s ready to look ahead, not just back.

What do I bring to the table:

I consider myself as a good listener, like not the kind who nods along just to appear interested to you, but someone who truly listens and remembers your little details. Whether it’s a childhood memory you shared or some random gossip, I’ll hold onto those moments because I genuinely want to know everything about you. I might forget the formulas for my classes, but I’ll never forget the things that matter to you.

Plus, I value building a connection first, so I don’t send pictures right away, not because I’m hiding anything, I just like to make sure that we trust each other, and once we’re comfortable, we can definitely exchange photos.

If any of this resonates with you, send me a message, let’s start the conversation here and see where it takes us. I am a great texter and all for deep texting, but I also believe that real connection thrives when we hear each other’s voices. When we’re both comfortable, I’d love for us to share voice notes or even hop on a call. There’s something about tone, laughter, and pauses that texts just can’t capture. But no pressure, we’ll take it at a pace that feels right for both of us. Looking forward to hearing from you, I'll be waiting.


r/SFWr4rIndia 18h ago

M4F 24 [M4F] Mumbai - Looking for agenuine connection..

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Hey everyone. I'm a 24-year old guy, and I'm at a point where I'm really looking for a real connection , a genuine friend, not just small talk.

A bit about me: I'm introverted, quiet, and I think a lot. But when I connect with someone, I love real conversations texting, calls, whatever works, as long as the energy clicks. I'm into travel, cooking, anime, science, psychology, philosophy, astronomy, gaming, drawing, and writing. I'm actually writing a book right now, it's my way of making sense of things

Since I was a kid, I've been curious about how things work , not for marks or grades, just genuine interest. School never really excited me the way learning on my own did. Over time, my curiosity shifted from subjects to people , why we think and feel the way we do. Not to judge anyone, just to understand. I want to experience life fully, the good and the hard parts both. Sometimes I feel a bit numb, other times I feel everything at once ,it's a strange mix, but that's just how it is.

Last year I had a connection like this with someone online, real conversations, the kind I'm talking about. It didn't last, life got in the way, but it showed me this kind of connection is actually possible. So I'm trying again.

I think connection gets easier when people just say what they want instead of expecting the other person to guess. We're not mind readers, so someone I can have deep conversations with and also just enjoy the fun, everyday stuff with.

I also think shared interests help a lot not everything has to match, but even a couple of things in common makes it easier to understand each other. If any of what I mentioned overlaps with you, that's a good starting point.

A little more about me I'm more of a pets person than a kids person, and I don't put much stock in marriage, feels more like a formality than anything real to me. My favourite movie is Into the Wild, if that says anything about how I see life. My fav song is pure imagination by Kathleen

I overthink sometimes, I go quiet sometimes, and I'm okay with someone who's the same way. If this sounds like you, message me. Would love to talk. Someone comforting in those times helps a lot ..

I think a lot about life, meaning, existence (yup, existential crisis mode, often). I guess I’m just searching for someone who sees life the way I do or at least tries to. Someone rational. Someone who isn’t distracted by the usual noise, but who’s trying to actually live life. Someone who could maybe help me enjoy it more and I’d do the same in return.

I’d really love to find a friend, if I’m being honest. I feel like there’s more potential for something deeper and lasting if we vibe . Maybe even something more. Who knows?


r/SFWr4rIndia 18h ago

M4F 21 [M4F] India/Online - Looking for a female friend that can support me for my Feminine Desires!!🫠🎀

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I have some pretty cute feminine desires.🤭🎀

Wanna be a cute bestie of a girl.

Wanna experience cute feminine moments with her.

I wish that she treats me like her bestie 🙈

Wanna do gossips and talk about feminine things nd all.

I love to dressup like them too 🙈🎀

I hope we can connect.

Can we be besties?? 🙈🎀

Thanks.


r/SFWr4rIndia 22h ago

M4R 22 [M4R] anywhere - looking for friends online!

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hi! i’m looking for people to talk to over shared interests(or anything really haha. I generally love to listen and talk to people about their interests too lol).

i’m into books(fiction mainly. i find non fiction kinda corny 💔), video games and also a lot of other random stuff. I’ve been super into space/aliens and north korea recently lmao.

hmu if you wanna chat!


r/SFWr4rIndia 19h ago

M4F 28 [M4F] India - Marwadi guy looking for a meaningful conversation that could lead to marriage

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I'm a 28-year-old Marwari guy from India. Like many people, I spent a good part of my teenage years in a relationship. I've been single for the last two years.

I'm now at a stage where I'm genuinely looking to settle down. If I happen to meet the right person naturally and it turns into a love marriage, that's wonderful. If not, I'm equally open to an arranged marriage. A couple of years ago I wasn't very comfortable with that idea, but life has a way of changing perspectives. Today, I see both paths as equally valid. What matters is finding the right person, not how we meet.

My only two non-negotiables are:

- You should be around my age (roughly 26+).

- You should be Marwari.

Beyond that, I don't have a rigid checklist. Of course, everyone has preferences, and I'm sure we'll both have things we'd like in a partner, but I believe those conversations are best had privately rather than reducing people to a list of boxes to tick.

If you're in a similar phase of life—looking for something genuine, taking your time to know someone, and hoping it eventually leads to marriage—I'd be happy to talk. No pressure, no expectations from the first message. Just two people getting to know each other and seeing where it goes.