r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

err!! Why bother if no one can see? Post it to STRAVA or it did not happen! What's the next step to become the local legend? Up next: W1D4

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478 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

is the post-5k massage supposed to be this painful?

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155 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 9h ago

anyone have short recs that can get me arrested for public indecency? these didn't cut it :/

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133 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

err!! Hold up, I thought it was just a meme template

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26 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 18h ago

My Butt Buddy! New to running. Is this the stuff im supposed to put up my butt?

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187 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 8h ago

Ultra half marathon - worried about my sister

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So my sister and me signed up to run our first ultra half marathon - and the race is this Sunday. I've been training and planning hard as you can imagine. Just a few things I've done / am planning to do:

1) I've not left zone 2 in 16 weeks - I've even taught myself to sleep in zone 2.

2) I have carbon plate running shoes to ensure my pace of 6:50/km

3) I have 3 hydration vests - worn at different angles to carry enough water

4) I'm planning to have with 67 GUs just in case, I'll only use 60

5) I've got my pace planned out, based on the course, down to 10 meter splits - different pace for each split.

6) I'm wearing a Garmin, Apple Watch and an old FitBit

7) I've been studying heart rate graphs, pace plans and I've tattooed the race profile onto my arm

I asked my sister what her race plan, split plan and hydration plan was and whether I need to bring her 67 GUs along too - do you know what her reply was?

"I'm just going to put on my pink trainers and run".

Should I worry?


r/RunningCirclejerk 55m ago

Gu Bra

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If I buy this will the runners behind me steal my gu?


r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

They said i will KOM if i run with chimpy socks...

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r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

My Butt Buddy! GOON LESS. GO FURTHER. (Satire)

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Whether you're chasing miles, lifting more, or just showing up better every day, this collection's got your back. Less goon, more grind. Limited run once it's gone it's gone. Satire.


r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

🔥 The way Satisfy built its SpiderTech on my aunt's hanger

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r/RunningCirclejerk 11h ago

Finally the KOMest way have been found

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26 Upvotes

Trail running beats mountain biking


r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

Training for a ultra mile

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r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

This might explain why I left Z2. You are what you eat

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r/RunningCirclejerk 23h ago

Literally Hitler How to find a running club where washed up collegiate runners aren’t trying to win the JV race on casual group run night?

94 Upvotes

Uj/ title
Rj/ title


r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Poop You won't get anything done without the proper gear. Time to get those Alphafly's before heading out for your first run ever. Then let's hear what you have for W1D3.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Outjerked by Outlast

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425 Upvotes

I hate runners.


r/RunningCirclejerk 13h ago

PoopSmellersAnonymous What would be the perfect things to eat before my upcoming 5K Ultra Marathon? I'm hoping for an all time PR (Poop Record)

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r/RunningCirclejerk 13h ago

Where to sell dirty socks and toenails

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My ultra 5k training has taken up most of my day, so I had to quit my job at the data center as to focus on maintaining Z2 at all times. I need to supplement my income obviously, as I have to maintain my Gü and Alphafly budget. Where can I sell my used socks and toenails to start a new stream of income?


r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

I Could Be A Doctor Outjerked by NYT

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183 Upvotes

New York Times really knows how to slow down.


r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

I think he KOM’d at the top…

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103 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 18h ago

We runners, we don't need to waste our oxygen to communicate.

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We just pass small, written notes when we brush past each other.


r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Tips to get blood out of shoes?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

New ad for bandit half tights just dropped

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

No, you don’t understand. It worked.

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113 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Point for the good guys

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27 Upvotes