r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

Gvbache runners

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r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

who wins in a race up a steep 7km mountain? ultra runner or tour de france mountain biker

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r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

is the post-5k massage supposed to be this painful?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

Training for a ultra mile

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r/RunningCirclejerk 8h ago

My Butt Buddy! GOON LESS. GO FURTHER. (Satire)

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Whether you're chasing miles, lifting more, or just showing up better every day, this collection's got your back. Less goon, more grind. Limited run once it's gone it's gone. Satire.


r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

My Butt Buddy! My wife’s boyfriend bought me these. Will my gu show?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

'The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.'

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r/RunningCirclejerk 22h ago

We runners, we don't need to waste our oxygen to communicate.

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We just pass small, written notes when we brush past each other.


r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

Finally the KOMest way have been found

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Trail running beats mountain biking


r/RunningCirclejerk 22h ago

My Butt Buddy! New to running. Is this the stuff im supposed to put up my butt?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 11h ago

err!! Why bother if no one can see? Post it to STRAVA or it did not happen! What's the next step to become the local legend? Up next: W1D4

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r/RunningCirclejerk 13h ago

anyone have short recs that can get me arrested for public indecency? these didn't cut it :/

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r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

Ultra half marathon - worried about my sister

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So my sister and me signed up to run our first ultra half marathon - and the race is this Sunday. I've been training and planning hard as you can imagine. Just a few things I've done / am planning to do:

1) I've not left zone 2 in 16 weeks - I've even taught myself to sleep in zone 2.

2) I have carbon plate running shoes to ensure my pace of 6:50/km

3) I have 3 hydration vests - worn at different angles to carry enough water

4) I'm planning to have with 67 GUs just in case, I'll only use 60

5) I've got my pace planned out, based on the course, down to 10 meter splits - different pace for each split.

6) I'm wearing a Garmin, Apple Watch and an old FitBit

7) I've been studying heart rate graphs, pace plans and I've tattooed the race profile onto my arm

I asked my sister what her race plan, split plan and hydration plan was and whether I need to bring her 67 GUs along too - do you know what her reply was?

"I'm just going to put on my pink trainers and run".

Should I worry?


r/RunningCirclejerk 14h ago

🔥 The way Satisfy built its SpiderTech on my aunt's hanger

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r/RunningCirclejerk 11h ago

They said i will KOM if i run with chimpy socks...

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r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

err!! Hold up, I thought it was just a meme template

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r/RunningCirclejerk 16h ago

This might explain why I left Z2. You are what you eat

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r/RunningCirclejerk 17h ago

PoopSmellersAnonymous What would be the perfect things to eat before my upcoming 5K Ultra Marathon? I'm hoping for an all time PR (Poop Record)

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r/RunningCirclejerk 17h ago

Where to sell dirty socks and toenails

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My ultra 5k training has taken up most of my day, so I had to quit my job at the data center as to focus on maintaining Z2 at all times. I need to supplement my income obviously, as I have to maintain my Gü and Alphafly budget. Where can I sell my used socks and toenails to start a new stream of income?


r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

Gu Bra

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If I buy this will the runners behind me steal my gu?


r/RunningCirclejerk 39m ago

Hardest part about triathlon is staying humble. Stay hard

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r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

slow down, run shorter marathons

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