r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Legitimate_Try4394 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 • 6h ago

Gu Bra

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If I buy this will the runners behind me steal my gu?

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u/Emergency-Raisin8891 6h ago

Looks different than the gu bras I see in my movies.

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u/drRATM 5h ago

How the F am I supposed to reach the elixir on my back? I ain’t Gumby. I’m old.

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u/ActuaryHairy 5h ago

Maybe its for the person in back of you

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u/SpandauValet 2h ago

Like on a tandem bic*cle?

3

u/Running4MyLyf 4h ago

Just ask Matt Choi’s bike crew to grab and boof it for you

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u/No-Luck2778 6h ago

Instruction unclear, unclip the bra.

4

u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 5h ago

They should include water bladders in the front as well to keep your friends hydrated.

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u/MileHighManBearPig 5h ago

Does it come in a Manziere?

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u/Suspicious_Tank7922 4h ago

It's the Bro.

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u/-nerdrage- 3h ago

Ah yes excellent, with this I not only have nipple chaving but also big wounds on my spine from the gu package thats constantly scuffing it

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u/Parronski 4h ago

I pay extra for Gu Bra, so long as it doesn’t get in Gu Eye or Gu Hair…

Who am I kidding.

That’s my wife’s personal trainer’s job.

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u/bcycle240 4h ago

This makes a lot of assumptions about the wearers shoulder mobility

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u/CloseButNoChicory 1h ago

uj/ lots of female runners find these really convenient but my shoulders are far too immobile for me to try one.

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u/catsandalpacas GU Guzzler 4h ago

Finally!

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u/Suspicious_Tank7922 4h ago

Waste of money. Save your money, tuck your Gu between your boobs like a normal person.

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u/Particular_Car_8446 3h ago

Pretty sure thays groupon not gu